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Semi OT: I went down to the crossroads!

Apr 8, 2015, 12:02 PM

Have you ever considered going down to the crossroads to sell your soul? What would you sell your soul for?

I considered getting devil eyes that mesmerize hot girls! But that idea is a little too close to roofies for comfort. Roofies are definitely not brilliant! :(

So I would sell my soul to be super-ultra-wealthy! Not just well off like I am. But wealthy like giving a waitress 10 or 20 Benjamins as a tip is just another evening out! Wealthy like a last minute flight to Tokyo for some good sushi is on the table! I figure plenty of women are mesmerized by money so I can get enough pussy and ass form willing hotties! Brilliant! ;)

The question is metaphorical because I don't believe in demons (or Angels etc) but I figured it was a cool way to frame the question! I consider this semi on topic/semi off topic because you can sell your soul in exchange for something strip club related!

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GACA10 years ago

@wipe ....Well it's a good thing you inherited your parents money. This is too asinine even for TUSCL

4got2wipe10 years ago

GACAclub I was just listening to Robert Johnson and this occurred to me! I figure the question what would you want in exchange for an eternity in hell is actually kind of interesting! Brilliant interesting! ;)

Hell can't be that bad! Bon Scott said all your friends are going to be there too!

shadowcat10 years ago

You should try something new like writing a club review.

mikeya0210 years ago

Be careful! Robert Johnson got gyped. Never was well known, never made money, got poisoned and died at the age of 27

san_jose_guy10 years ago

Don't mind Shadowcat, he seems lately to be in a bad mood.

Shack Up Inn, "authentic sharecropper shacks", 3 miles down highway 49 from the venerated spot.

SJG

rockstar66610 years ago

I sold my soul for rock 'n roll.

motorhead10 years ago

I remember my Dad taking me to Maxwell Street in Chicago. I was pretty young but I can remember the street vendors with tables of hubcaps and racks of clothes in the street and food vendors selling sausages and ribs out on the street.

ilbbaicnl10 years ago

They have beer, cigarettes and snacks at the cross-roads. No roofy-eyes, no unlimited wealth. And they won't take your soul even if you have no money whatsoever. I've asked.

I give up trying to start the most bizarre threads. I've met my match.

PhantomGeek10 years ago

Five bucks and my soul will get me a double cheeseburger meal at McDonald's.

Josh4310 years ago

"And they won't take your soul even if you have no money whatsoever."

Not true. Where to you think Dugan got "The System" and unlimited OTC action with strippers.

Duh!

4got2wipe10 years ago

"Not true. Where to you think Dugan got "The System" and unlimited OTC action with strippers.

Duh!"

Josh43 wins most brilliant post of the day award! Two smiley for Josh43! :) :)

Tiredtraveler10 years ago

Isn't there always a catch like; if you have all the money you need to attract girl you will have a none functioning 2 inch wiener