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Semi OT: I went down to the crossroads!

4got2wipe
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Have you ever considered going down to the crossroads to sell your soul? What would you sell your soul for?

I considered getting devil eyes that mesmerize hot girls! But that idea is a little too close to roofies for comfort. Roofies are definitely not brilliant! :(

So I would sell my soul to be super-ultra-wealthy! Not just well off like I am. But wealthy like giving a waitress 10 or 20 Benjamins as a tip is just another evening out! Wealthy like a last minute flight to Tokyo for some good sushi is on the table! I figure plenty of women are mesmerized by money so I can get enough pussy and ass form willing hotties! Brilliant! ;)

The question is metaphorical because I don't believe in demons (or Angels etc) but I figured it was a cool way to frame the question! I consider this semi on topic/semi off topic because you can sell your soul in exchange for something strip club related!

12 comments

  • GACA
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    9 years ago
    @wipe ....Well it's a good thing you inherited your parents money. This is too asinine even for TUSCL
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    GACAclub I was just listening to Robert Johnson and this occurred to me! I figure the question what would you want in exchange for an eternity in hell is actually kind of interesting! Brilliant interesting! ;)

    Hell can't be that bad! Bon Scott said all your friends are going to be there too!

  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    You should try something new like writing a club review.
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    Be careful! Robert Johnson got gyped. Never was well known, never made money, got poisoned and died at the age of 27
  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
    Don't mind Shadowcat, he seems lately to be in a bad mood.

    Shack Up Inn, "authentic sharecropper shacks", 3 miles down highway 49 from the venerated spot.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS6chrsl…

    http://www.shackupinn.com/#!gallery/cff9

    http://www.theshackupinn.com/

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMis-B7…

    SJG
  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    I sold my soul for rock 'n roll.
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    I remember my Dad taking me to Maxwell Street in Chicago. I was pretty young but I can remember the street vendors with tables of hubcaps and racks of clothes in the street and food vendors selling sausages and ribs out on the street.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    9 years ago
    They have beer, cigarettes and snacks at the cross-roads. No roofy-eyes, no unlimited wealth. And they won't take your soul even if you have no money whatsoever. I've asked.

    I give up trying to start the most bizarre threads. I've met my match.
  • PhantomGeek
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    9 years ago
    Five bucks and my soul will get me a double cheeseburger meal at McDonald's.
  • Josh43
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    9 years ago
    "And they won't take your soul even if you have no money whatsoever."
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    Not true. Where to you think Dugan got "The System" and unlimited OTC action with strippers.

    Duh!
  • 4got2wipe
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    9 years ago
    "Not true. Where to you think Dugan got "The System" and unlimited OTC action with strippers.

    Duh!"

    Josh43 wins most brilliant post of the day award! Two smiley for Josh43! :) :)
  • Tiredtraveler
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    9 years ago
    Isn't there always a catch like; if you have all the money you need to attract girl you will have a none functioning 2 inch wiener
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