Stupid things Dj's say
BilliD
Oregon
There have been a lot of threads on here about things strippers say but what about Dj's? I generally find them annoying and saying stupid things often in a stupid fake dj voice. In one club I go to after every single song he says "if you a'nt tippin' you must be trippin'". What stupid or annoying thing have you heard Dj's say?
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I go to SCs for the women; not to hear some douche who thinks he is super-interesting and super-funny and thinks he is the most important thing in the club and thinks he is the one that makes the club a success.
If I wanna hear a DJ; I go to a dance club – IME a DJ more often than not takes away from my SC experience rather than enhance it – they are dead weight and an unnecessary and annoying expense IMO.
if I notice the DJ, he's not doing his job right.
If I was a strip club Dj. These would be my top priority
1. Only time I would speak is
A. To let the crowd know when there are drink specials
B. To say the name of the current dancer and the next one coming to the stage.
C. To let the crowd know when there is a 2 4 1 private dance special
D. Last call for alcohol
2. As a Dj I would play the song in its entirety. I wouldn't care if the song was 6 minutes long, if it's hot, I'm playin it to the end. It's a strip club. Not a dance club to where I need to keep the crowd dancing. Only ones we worried abou and want to keep dancing is the women. So for the guys that get lucky to get the 6 minute private dance songs. I salute you. If you get. 3 to 4 minute song. Be happy that I played the entire song.
Shit I don't see no other purpose for the Dj. Do yall agree?
This is a sobering thought when there are morons with such control - not saying that all DJs are morons; but to me a SC is not a dance/night club so no need for a DJ in a SC – keep them in the dance/night club where they belong – a SC is not and IMO should not be treated or ran like a dance/night club.
In a strip club the dancers “control the atmosphere and mood” – the DJs either annoy or at best are completely ignored – strip clubs are about the dancers – I go to strip clubs to get my dick hard and a DJ does not in any way help w/ what I go to strip clubs for.
So now I ask you with the first girl who couldn't dance for shit. Was it her or the dj's fault?
Play the damn songs, announce the girls names clearly and shut up. If I were king...
One club I visited in the past due to a CF had a DJ who liked to talk during most of every song. Nearly went over and choked him a few times, but decided to stay in VIP with my favorite instead.
I think too many clubs; in particular black clubs; try to go for the party-vibe and that’s when the DJs are given too much of a leash and they start going off the rails.
Announce 2 for 1 dance specials and remind dancers that they are next in line for the stage to keep the show moving continuously. Other than that, shut the fuck up.
I agree with Bigbizz checklist.
Announce the next dancer, and yell for her continuously when she doesn't show up.
Let us know when there is any sort of special. Maybe even take a second to describe it for those new to club?
Other than that, well, the club could get an ipad and let the dancer's queue up there own songs to replace him....
A dj only needs to say 3 things.
1) The name of the girl on stage
2) Who is coming up in the rotation
3) Any specials
Something funny and stupid I heard right before closing. The DJ announced to the club, everyone go 90, the cops can't catch us all. Then he played The song Can't drive 55.
Ok maybe more amusing than stupid. I Actually listened to him. Didn't do what he said.
I was there last than 30 minutes (did not buy any dances) but quickly noticed a trend – the DJ would start blabbing his mouth for the last 15 to 20 seconds of *every* single song - that is annoying in itself; but what I dislike even worse is that often times lazy ass dancers will stop dancing (get up and start getting dressed) as soon as the DJ starts blabbing his mouth near the end of the song and not when the actual song finishes.
I'm sure it was brilliant in context! :)
I don't think a club can survive without a good DJ and that is why clubs keep the best of the best!
Clubber had surgery a while back and is still recovering – apparently he is taking some pretty strong pain meds that cause mild to moderate hallucinations
:)
No, just "Stupid things" Clubber "say"s.
I have a fever – and the only prescription – is more cowbell:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/v…
That is one funny bit!
In regards to clubs, no such animal. Even if they keep their mouths shut, they still rarely play anything I wish to hear or to which I would like to see a dancer perform .