This is a dive club I...

This is a dive club I visit due to low $5 high mileage table, more like bar, dances.

Pretty much right as I hit the bar a stripper plops down next to me. She isn't my type and is one of those that doesn't take a hint that I'm not interested by my continued ignoring of her. (If only I had a nickel every time I wanted to tell a stripper "don't you realize I'm ignoring you for a reason".)

Another stripper doesn't realize I'm "with her" since I am ignoring her and comes up to my other side. She remembers me from Club Lexx(now Club Climaxxx). I vaguely remember her but I did. This one is my type. Pretty and tone. The other stripper makes it known that she already "claimed" me so she sits with the guy a few seats away from me. So this is from bad to worse.