It's Masters Week in Augusta. Lot's...

It's Masters Week in Augusta. Lot's of out-of-towners and the closest thing to a spring break vibe that will happen in Augusta. Golf and celebrities descend into this otherwise shithole  (yes, San Bernadino and Fresno you actually have some real competition). I admit curiosity got the best of me as to what the strip clubs would be doing west of Columbia with the genuine circus coming to town. Iimagined that there would be traveling strippers coming in to grease money from the tourist, and I was dreaming of hot Florida strippers making their way north.

I haven't been to club Discotheque in months. I got some OTC action here before, but the drive is not worth it as this is a no touch, table dance only, and less than average looking girls type of place. And Richmond County police can be fucking assholes.

There are three different strip clubs in Augusta none of them are worth visiting but if you were stuck here the only viable or passable option would be Discotheque.