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What are the odds?

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I just saw my second midget of the year getting a lap dance. It's funny as hell. His tiny feet come nowhere close to the floor. 15 years no midgets and now 2 in 4 months. The strip club gods work in mysterious ways.

7 comments

  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    There used to be one that was a regular at the Platinum Plus in Columbia. I was told that he worked as a maintenance man at one of the hotels. Anyhow one evening I watched him get up out of his chair, turn and head for the men's room and run smack into some guys crotch with his face. I had to restrain my laugh.
  • PhantomGeek
    9 years ago
    You going to start looking for midget dancers to slow dance with?
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    I tempted to quote Sheldon and ask whether you want to calculate the odds! ;)

    But I'll just say it was a brilliant experience for you!
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    Does your dream stripper ever dance for the midget? That would be a brilliant story! :)
  • georgmicrodong
    9 years ago
    I'd say the odds are approaching 1. :)
  • grand1511
    9 years ago
    Size doesn't matter
  • Clubber
    9 years ago
    JS69,

    I might think it is the strip club devils at work.
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