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What are the odds?

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

I just saw my second midget of the year getting a lap dance. It's funny as hell. His tiny feet come nowhere close to the floor. 15 years no midgets and now 2 in 4 months. The strip club gods work in mysterious ways.

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shadowcat

There used to be one that was a regular at the Platinum Plus in Columbia. I was told that he worked as a maintenance man at one of the hotels. Anyhow one evening I watched him get up out of his chair, turn and head for the men's room and run smack into some guys crotch with his face. I had to restrain my laugh.

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PhantomGeek

You going to start looking for midget dancers to slow dance with?

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4got2wipe

I tempted to quote Sheldon and ask whether you want to calculate the odds! ;)

But I'll just say it was a brilliant experience for you!

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4got2wipe

Does your dream stripper ever dance for the midget? That would be a brilliant story! :)

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georgmicrodong

I'd say the odds are approaching 1. :)

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grand1511

Size doesn't matter

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Clubber

JS69,

I might think it is the strip club devils at work.

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