I always check the schedule, if...

I always check the schedule, if available, of the club I want to visit. 6 girls were on schedule for a Monday afternoon, so I figured it would be a good bet compared to some of the other clubs I was scoping. I showed up and there was 1 girl dancing, 1 girl tending the bar, and 1 woman (non-dancer) preparing food. Before I got started, I asked the barkeep what the story was and if more girls were on deck. She assured me at least 3 girls were there, but that the rest had called in sick. She wasn't lying because the 3 girls I saw upon entry were all who were there. None were giving privates.

The girl on stage upon entry was a non-fit Latina without a firm ass or any semblance of tits. After her 2 songs were done, the barkeep told the cook to hold the fort down and hopped on stage. She had decent natural tits, but clearly was out of shape (despite obviously being a coed) and struggled to contort her body in a sensual manner as she gasped for life-sustaining oxygen. During these few minutes, several customers came through the entry and immediately bee-lined out. If I had been so smart...

After her show, the barkeep/dancer asked if I wanted to head back to the VIP, which she promised to be entertaining. I declined, swilled the rest of my beer, and disappeared, disappointed I didn't try something different on a Monday afternoon.