Spring Cleaning

19 comments

• Timex345

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  9 years ago

  Two words.
• carlos_spiceyweiner

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  9 years ago

  Damn, dude. How much time and money were you spending on this? Just curious.
• goldmongerATL

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  9 years ago

  Yeah, anything more than 2 grand a week is excessive LOL
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  For a lower blue-collar guy like me, anything more than two grand a year is excessive!
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  Good luck on this one Timex345, assuming that you aren't trolling us! ;) I am being sincere! Letting something like porn or strip clubbing run your life = not brilliant! Did you ever actually ask your work crush out? She is (presumably) a real person who you could be with!
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  Thanks a lot, Timex. Now I'll have to go to the strip clubs twice as often to take up the slack.
• GoVikings

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  9 years ago

  So this means you're retiring from TUSCL, I presume. :-( Why so soon? You haven't even been here a year
• grand1511

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  9 years ago

  Pussy whipped
• imnumnutz

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  9 years ago

  My problem is just the opposite. I don't wanna say goodbye, but eventually all my fave strippers and porn stars retire and and leave without so much as a farewell. Why can't they stay young and hot forever?
• rickdugan

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  9 years ago

  Start drinking instead. It's much cheaper.
• impala

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  9 years ago

  Must be his wife or girlfriend found out
• impala

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  9 years ago

  Once had a coach tell me that nobody likes a quitter!
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  lol. Strippers hate quitters! No extras for you!!! ;)
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  I don't blame you. Cleaning out your mom's basement is a good place to start.
• carlos_spiceyweiner

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  9 years ago

  This is the saddest thread ever on TUSCL. I'll have to think of something to top it.
• chattguy123

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  9 years ago

  If you want undying affection and loyalty, buy a dog.
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  Spending too much? Online you can see things for free. Several times I spent less than $50 for a night out visiting strip clubs. I just didn't buy very many dances.
• magicrat

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  9 years ago

  Rehab's for quitters!
• ilbbaicnl

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  9 years ago

  Why would you want or expect to get with a porn actress? Do you fantasize some white knight scenario? If you really want to be a white night, your best bet is to marry a latin Catholic chick, and get married in the Church. Best odds she'll be good to you if she comes from a place that's not near the coast. But if you don't want kids or don't want to raise them Catholic, it will be much harder. Have to find someone who can't have kids, and doesn't want to adopt. It's not as unusual for latin women to not want to adopt, even if they can't have kids.