Spring Cleaning

Two words.

Damn, dude. How much time and money were you spending on this? Just curious.

Yeah, anything more than 2 grand a week is excessive LOL

For a lower blue-collar guy like me, anything more than two grand a year is excessive!

Good luck on this one Timex345, assuming that you aren't trolling us! ;)

I am being sincere! Letting something like porn or strip clubbing run your life = not brilliant!

Did you ever actually ask your work crush out? She is (presumably) a real person who you could be with!

Thanks a lot, Timex. Now I'll have to go to the strip clubs twice as often to take up the slack.

So this means you're retiring from TUSCL, I presume. :-(

Why so soon?

You haven't even been here a year

Pussy whipped

My problem is just the opposite. I don't wanna say goodbye, but eventually all my fave strippers and porn stars retire and and leave without so much as a farewell. Why can't they stay young and hot forever?

Start drinking instead. It's much cheaper.

Must be his wife or girlfriend found out

Once had a coach tell me that nobody likes a quitter!

lol. Strippers hate quitters!

No extras for you!!! ;)

I don't blame you. Cleaning out your mom's basement is a good place to start.

This is the saddest thread ever on TUSCL. I'll have to think of something to top it.

If you want undying affection and loyalty, buy a dog.

Spending too much? Online you can see things for free. Several times I spent less than $50 for a night out visiting strip clubs. I just didn't buy very many dances.

Rehab's for quitters!

Why would you want or expect to get with a porn actress? Do you fantasize some white knight scenario?

If you really want to be a white night, your best bet is to marry a latin Catholic chick, and get married in the Church. Best odds she'll be good to you if she comes from a place that's not near the coast. But if you don't want kids or don't want to raise them Catholic, it will be much harder. Have to find someone who can't have kids, and doesn't want to adopt. It's not as unusual for latin women to not want to adopt, even if they can't have kids.