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How do you compare to Panda porn?

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Average male panda lasts 30 seconds to 5 minutes. This guy set a record at 18 minutes.

So how do you compare?

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crazyjoe

I go for hours

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crazyjoe

I fuck her raw

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shailynn

30 seconds to 5 minutes? Is that like, "yeah I can't remember if that restaurant is 10 minutes down the road or 2 hours?"

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PhantomGeek

I've gone for about an hour and didn't finish. Probably could've gone longer but I didn't book her for two hours; 'sides, I didn't have that much extra money.

And if you're looking for panda porn: pornhub.com

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ATACdawg

Seems a shame that with as little sex that pandas get the poor guy gets off in 30 seconds to 5 minutes!

With as little libido as they have, it's no wonder that they are endangered.

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shailynn

Yeah, and bamboo as a snack? If we'd give them donuts and snickers and snacks they'd be a lot more happy!

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motorhead

Don't ask me how I ended up there...but I once ran across a YouTube of a masturbating chimpanzee. Funny stuff.

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ATACdawg

C'mon motorhead. We all know that you Googled "masturbating chimpanzees" just for the thrill of primate porn!

Nice alliteration there.... ;-D

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