How do you compare to Panda porn?

8 comments

• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I go for hours
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  I fuck her raw
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  30 seconds to 5 minutes? Is that like, "yeah I can't remember if that restaurant is 10 minutes down the road or 2 hours?"
  
  
• PhantomGeek

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  9 years ago

  I've gone for about an hour and didn't finish. Probably could've gone longer but I didn't book her for two hours; 'sides, I didn't have that much extra money.
  
  And if you're looking for panda porn: http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?sear…
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  Seems a shame that with as little sex that pandas get the poor guy gets off in 30 seconds to 5 minutes!
  
  With as little libido as they have, it's no wonder that they are endangered.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Yeah, and bamboo as a snack? If we'd give them donuts and snickers and snacks they'd be a lot more happy!
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Don't ask me how I ended up there...but I once ran across a YouTube of a masturbating chimpanzee. Funny stuff.
• ATACdawg

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  9 years ago

  C'mon motorhead. We all know that you Googled "masturbating chimpanzees" just for the thrill of primate porn!
  
  Nice alliteration there.... ;-D