Average male panda lasts 30 seconds to 5 minutes. This guy set a record at 18 minutes. mirror.co.uk So how do you compare?
30 seconds to 5 minutes? Is that like, "yeah I can't remember if that restaurant is 10 minutes down the road or 2 hours?"
I've gone for about an hour and didn't finish. Probably could've gone longer but I didn't book her for two hours; 'sides, I didn't have that much extra money. And if you're looking for panda porn: pornhub.com
Seems a shame that with as little sex that pandas get the poor guy gets off in 30 seconds to 5 minutes! With as little libido as they have, it's no wonder that they are endangered.
Yeah, and bamboo as a snack? If we'd give them donuts and snickers and snacks they'd be a lot more happy!
Don't ask me how I ended up there...but I once ran across a YouTube of a masturbating chimpanzee. Funny stuff.
C'mon motorhead. We all know that you Googled "masturbating chimpanzees" just for the thrill of primate porn! Nice alliteration there.... ;-D
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30 seconds to 5 minutes? Is that like, "yeah I can't remember if that restaurant is 10 minutes down the road or 2 hours?"
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I've gone for about an hour and didn't finish. Probably could've gone longer but I didn't book her for two hours; 'sides, I didn't have that much extra money.
And if you're looking for panda porn: pornhub.com
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Seems a shame that with as little sex that pandas get the poor guy gets off in 30 seconds to 5 minutes!
With as little libido as they have, it's no wonder that they are endangered.
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Yeah, and bamboo as a snack? If we'd give them donuts and snickers and snacks they'd be a lot more happy!
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Don't ask me how I ended up there...but I once ran across a YouTube of a masturbating chimpanzee. Funny stuff.
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C'mon motorhead. We all know that you Googled "masturbating chimpanzees" just for the thrill of primate porn!
Nice alliteration there.... ;-D
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