"Not now, not ever" dancers
carlos_spiceyweiner
Ohio
I'm not talking about girls that are simply unattractive but a general grouping that you might see in some of the bars you frequent. For me, it's the skinny, pale blondes who show up in a lot of Akron bars. Generally, I'll give every girl a try, but the knobby knees and pale skin are non-starters. If that's all that's on the menu, I won't even wait around. (Some of the guys here must like them because a lot of them seem to have fairly long careers.)
Any of you run into this?
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Nowadays I’ll rarely spend on non-black dancers – not that I necessarily find white or Latina women not dance-worthy; I just rather spend my $$$ on what gives me the most satisfaction and for me it’s the chocolate.
Up to about 2 years ago; I used to get dances from whtei and Latina dances a bit more often; but even then I went for the curvier ones and rarely gave a chance to the skinny no-titty noassatall (no-ass-at-all) white chicks.
Dancers with over the top tattoos
Dancers that smoke on the floor
•Goth looking girls
•Slim girls with no body (those kind of girls are usually white)
•Girls with flat asses (there's nothing more unattractive than a pancake ass)
•Not a fan of pale skin
Latinas with bad English better be 9+.
After that, I'm good with a lot of the girls here others complain about. Those slim little blonds, feel free to shoo them over into my direction. Pierced nipples, okay. Pale skin, no problem. Small boobs, fine. Black, Asian, Latina, all good.
Like others have said, one mans trash is another man's treasure. On the occasions when I club with friends, we almost never agree on who the hottest strippers are. Often at the larger clubs a group of 4/5 of us will have at most 2 girls in common in a "top 5" list. It seems to be a conversation that comes up every visit.
Girls with a heavy eastern European accent, especially if the first thing out of her mouth is "Vanna dance?"
Obvious drug addicts.
Of course if the right extras are offered at the right level of my own desperation any of these can be overlooked.
The only things that can't be over looked are girls that look like the used to be men or whose waist is bigger than mine.
I don't really like dancers who have a truckload of tats either, but it's not a deal breaker. I'll still get dances with them if they're hot enough.
Overall, I'm not too picky.
Dancers who overdo the booty shake.
Fat dancers.
Dancers who put on the fake babydoll or dumb bimbo voices.
I'll always turn down any girl with a belly. I like a flat stomach on my dancer.
At the same time though, I'll turn down a pale, skinny girl though too. I don't like big girls usually. But I do like curves. Curvy hips and breasts are what do it for me. I also seem to be attracted to shorter girls too. Although, with 6 or 7 inch high heels, the "short" girls are much taller. ;)
Me too, just not attracted to them. Add the chubby (and fatter) girls. And anyone of any race who speaks with a ghetto accent/attitude
- Anorexic-looking
- Overweight
- Heavily tattooed and/or pierced (especially in private and personal places -- ew)
- Heavy smokers
- Drugged and/or drunk
- Those with major princess/entitled attitudes
- Unkempt/generally a mess
- Strong odors (smoking, too much cologne, body odor, what have you)
Seriously, who the fuck hired her??? And while I'm watching her on stage wondering, another stripper gets up and tips her. And SHE HAS HAIRY ARMPITS TOO!!!!
They both pretty much hung around with the same guy the whole time I was there. Almost looked like the three of them all left together, at least they all disappeared from my attention at about the same time, maybe it was shift change... Don't remember seeing them work the floor while I was there. But if they had come around and asked, a short firm "not interested" would have been the quick reply.
I would add, I don't like tattoos or piercings, but if she's otherwise hot and fun, I can overlook them to some extent as long as there's no tattoos on her face or front of her neck, and not covering too much body otherwise. Piercings, most facial and even nose piercings turn me off, I can deal with nipples, tongue, navel, small-of-back if I have to
[Had a girl who looked pretty good until giving me the full court press for a dance soon after I sat down. She decided to give me a demonstration of what I would miss. Fortunately I had not let her sit on my lap because when she bent over either she had the razor burn rash from hell or a full blown case of crotch herpes. I refused her, changed tables, and got out the sanitizer.]
Second girls that out weigh me.
Third girls that need a bath with disinfectant.
Fourth girls that are hairier than me.
+ fake tits – hate them (even if they are “well done” – just f’ing hate them) – I like/prefer big natural boobs (C-Cup or better) but very small titties are not a deal breaker if I like the rest of her bod – will more often turn down a fake-breasted dancer than an A-cup dancer – she’s gotta have a hell of a body o/w for me to get dances from a fake-breasted dancer (e.g. have an amazing ass)
+ smokers – hate it but will tolerate it if she’s fine
+ very young dancers – don’t like girls that look like they are in H.S. or even middle school (for those that are young and very skinny) – I like women that look like women and not girls – if she’s young and built like a woman the it’s ok; but if she can pass for a barely into puberty chick then it’s a turn-off
That said I welcome milky chocolate, white washed high-yella curvy black girls with c-cups be my kryptonite.
I won't touch an Asian, unless she's a thick Korean, and she has to be Korean, not Japanese or Chinese or anything else Asian.
I don't do the Eastern European accent either. Can't stand fake boobs, even the well done ones.
I will not approach fatties, those who appear to be past 30 or smokers.