With all the talk of religious freedom and it being illegal to abridge it and illegal to discriminate against homosexuals etc. Should we all get together to form the 'Church of Tuscl' and we worship at the tip rail giving our offerings a few dollars at a time. We frequently need one on one counseling sessions in private with selected mammary clergy whom we must deposit the sacred sauce! Then we could deduct our visits to the Tabernacle of TUSCL form our taxes and LE would have to leave us alone in our houses of worship!
What do y'all think?
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Anyone can start a church so why not?
Sounds good to me.
Can we "confess our sins" to the strippers in the confessional/VIP?
And will it have a couch in it with a place for me to set down my beer? ;)
If so... It sounds like a place I'd like to "make a donation" at. lol.
LE does not respect religion. The Memphis Platinum Plus was known as the purple church and it got shut down. St. James in Houston is known as the church and LE has been all over their ass.
My religion is the Church of Being Brilliant! Our motto is "be brilliant to your sisters and brothers!"
And our symbol is a smiley face! Much better than a device used for execution by the Romans or some stupid crescent moon!
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Brilliant!
In case anyone has forgotten, here are the instructions for how to conduct a worship service to the strip club gods.
4got2wipe...now that is a church that makes hella sense
Hmm. That smiley looks like it could make a decent blade on a halberd.
Now, now PhantomGeek, if you keep trying to make the smiley faces into something violent you'll have to be dealt with!
...by having more smileys sent your way! :) :) :)
Such is the creed of the Church of Being Brilliant! ;)
Instead of a church we could call the group AABA or something like that. Recovering breastalholics. Only solution for a remedy is to immerse yourself in more breasts. Your dosage recommendation may vary.
No More Smileys! They Burn!
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