Jesus is Risen

But seriously, my club is closed til 8 PM today. Boo.

I had totally forgotten about Easter, and was like "what's all this religious shit on tv? Religion making a comeback?" Good thing this is the worst of it every year. (Even Christmas isn't this bad.)

Christmas is too commercialized to be religious. And even the religious stiff is like Handel's messiah; as much art as religion.

At least easter has candy.

Church service this morning didn't look that bad to me. I spotted over a dozen young ladies in short skirts.

Where the strippers go when they are off from work.

A guy on another forum referred to Easter as "Zombie Jesus Day." Yeah, he got flamed -- a lot.

I despise Christmas. Easter is the most important day of the year to devout Catholics, but since it's based on Ostra, is determined in a Pagan fashion (lunar phases...this is NOT Christian!!) and I don't have to shop for it, I give it a benign pass. The only bad thing about Easter is no NASCAR!

Yeah, tell me how "the first Sunday following the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox" is in any way related to when Jesus allegedly rose.

Tits and ass are brilliant! ;)

As far as I'm concerned, Jesus is a myth. You would think that for all the shit Jesus pulled, someone else would have wrote about it, but no one else did.

Easter ' s timing is based on Passover. The Last supper was the disciples celebrating a passover seder. That's why it's based on the Jewish calendar, which is lunar.

Christians did rip off a lot of pagan spring fertility festival rituals in branding the holiday.

So did anyone actually go to the club on Easter? I got lazy and was worried there wouldn't be much talent.

Nah, I had to work. People had to have their Easter pizza.