I decided to come back to...

I decided to come back to this club since I was in the area and the girls were better looking than at Dreamgirls and Pandora's down the street. I figured if I were to waste money, it might as well be on good-looking dancers. I was pretty dead-set on not buying dances, but damn, the harassment never stops at this club. Literally, as soon as I sat down (around 8 PM), I was approached by a dancer and immediately asked if I wanted a dance. At least she was good looking. She had nice full lips, bolt-on tits, and a decently shaped derriere that matched her lips and tits almost perfectly. She told me that she gave the best dances in the club (who doesn't?), but that she'd come check on me later. Thank you!!!!!

I watched a couple of lackluster stage dances and was almost ready to leave after 20 minutes when she came back. I had watched her scarf down a bag o' chips and a water at the table next to me, but something told me she might actually be telling the truth about her dances. I decided I could at least pay for her snack and buy a dance. I ended up buying 4 and she didn't disappoint. They were by far the best dances I had ever received. She was sensual, but easy on the grind (my style), and we engaged in very hot conversation (a ploy, I know) and it didn't feel artificial. I tipped her well and went back to the floor.

Then the endless stream of "do you want a dance" started. At least the first dancer took the opportunity to talk to me for a few minutes before asking. "Grandma", from my previous visit, came and we chatted for a few before I told her I wasn't interested. I'm sorry. I can get laid by any old hag at a bar if I want. I'm not going to pay more than a mojito for that, especially when girls 30 years younger are vying for my attention. Thank you strip clubs!