My dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
My dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
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last commentThat sucks.
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I bet Dick can always find a girl to blow his paycheck
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Then he was put in a dark hole and his head was repeatedly beat until he throws up
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I heard that Tom's Dick is Harrry
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Brilliant!
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The story of your dick is a short one
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Is Dick an early riser?
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youtu.be
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^^^just the nuts
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Dick only has one eye. Also tunnel vision.
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Lol...fuckers
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Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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