the life story of my Dick

4/6/2015 5:25:10 PM

My dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.

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gawker

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10 years ago

That sucks.

motorhead

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10 years ago

I bet Dick can always find a girl to blow his paycheck

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

Then he was put in a dark hole and his head was repeatedly beat until he throws up

mikeya02

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10 years ago

I heard that Tom's Dick is Harrry

4got2wipe

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10 years ago

Brilliant!

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

The story of your dick is a short one

Chanel

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10 years ago

Is Dick an early riser?

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

https://youtu.be/Aa84ASPwHqA

crazyjoe

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10 years ago

^^^just the nuts

Chanel

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10 years ago

Dick only has one eye. Also tunnel vision.

just_the_nuts

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10 years ago

Lol...fuckers

motorhead

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10 years ago

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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