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the life story of my Dick

Monday, April 6, 2015 5:25 PM
My dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.

12 comments

  • gawker
    9 years ago
    That sucks.
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    I bet Dick can always find a girl to blow his paycheck
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Then he was put in a dark hole and his head was repeatedly beat until he throws up
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    I heard that Tom's Dick is Harrry
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    Brilliant!
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    The story of your dick is a short one
  • Chanel
    9 years ago
    Is Dick an early riser?
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    ^^^just the nuts
  • Chanel
    9 years ago
    Dick only has one eye. Also tunnel vision.
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Lol...fuckers
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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