My dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
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11 yrs ago · 1 min read
My dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
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That sucks.
I bet Dick can always find a girl to blow his paycheck
Then he was put in a dark hole and his head was repeatedly beat until he throws up
I heard that Tom's Dick is Harrry
Brilliant!
The story of your dick is a short one
Is Dick an early riser?
^^^just the nuts
Dick only has one eye. Also tunnel vision.
Lol...fuckers
Why do they call it PMS?
Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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