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The 15 Best Things about Receiving Blow Jobs

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Cosmo had an article entitled "The 15 Worst Things about Giving Blow Jobs," which you can read here.
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/new…

Having no knowledge about this subject, I will let those TUSCLers who are experienced in this area comment on the Cosmo article (you know who you are.) But I thought I could provide a public service to women by letting them know why men like to receive blow jobs.


The 15 Best Things about Receiving Blow Jobs

1. The woman does most of the work for once.
2. You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
3. Blow jobs are easy and convenient--zip down, zip up.
4. She swallows the mess.
5. You can watch the game on TV and set your beer can on her head.
6. It's nice to see an uppity bitch down on her knees where she belongs.
7. Putting your hand behind her head gives you great control.
8. She can also suck your balls, which she can't do with her vag.
9. Fucking the face of a pretty girl while she gazes into your eyes.
10. Since it's not really sex, she can't refuse to blow you even if she won't fuck you because she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend or husband
11. Promising not to come in her mouth, and then doing it "by accident."
12. Making her gag shows how big your dick is.
13. That look of pleasure on her face when she tastes your man--seed.
14. You get to tell her that "Spitting is quitting."
15. She finally has to shut up.


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