The 15 Best Things about Receiving Blow Jobs
jackslash
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Cosmo had an article entitled "The 15 Worst Things about Giving Blow Jobs," which you can read here. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a39488/the-worst-things-about-giving-blow-jobs/?src=spr_FBPAGE&spr_id=1440_176132224
Having no knowledge about this subject, I will let those TUSCLers who are experienced in this area comment on the Cosmo article (you know who you are.) But I thought I could provide a public service to women by letting them know why men like to receive blow jobs.
The 15 Best Things about Receiving Blow Jobs
- The woman does most of the work for once.
- You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
- Blow jobs are easy and convenient--zip down, zip up.
- She swallows the mess.
- You can watch the game on TV and set your beer can on her head.
- It's nice to see an uppity bitch down on her knees where she belongs.
- Putting your hand behind her head gives you great control.
- She can also suck your balls, which she can't do with her vag.
- Fucking the face of a pretty girl while she gazes into your eyes.
- Since it's not really sex, she can't refuse to blow you even if she won't fuck you because she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend or husband
- Promising not to come in her mouth, and then doing it "by accident."
- Making her gag shows how big your dick is.
- That look of pleasure on her face when she tastes your man--seed.
- You get to tell her that "Spitting is quitting."
- She finally has to shut up.
Please add your thoughts on the best things about receiving blow jobs.
Comments
last commentLol. I've heard #10 so many times in a strip club.
Almost all strippers think giving a guy head isn't sex or cheating on their boyfriend/husband.
Why do guys like blowjobs so much? Because it combines our two favorite activities: having sex and laying around doing nothing.
I got a young dancer in training,it's quite entertaining.
Less chance of getting an STD instead of fucking.
I can't improve on that list. #9 is my fav
Her mouth isn't a bloody mess once a month.
Blow job. The only job I'll ever love. :)
I swear, can another women's article complaining about bj's bitch and whine anymore? Men think 24/7 about eating your pussy and doing everything else we can dream up. Shouldn't women be thinking 24/7 "damn, I need his dick in my mouth RIGHT NOW!!!" 69 was invented as the best of both worlds.
Blow jobs make it easier to eat BLT's. Fucking with a sandwich in your hand can be messy business for all parties involved.
LMAO--too funny
Great list Jack my favorites are 1 and 15
Ok guys there is a reason it's called a job. Lots of things us women have to do in order to give great head. But the number 1 thing is a woman has to love doing it! This article was obviously written by someone who doesn't. Sure all those things come into play but good grief stop the bitching. As long as your man is nicely groomed (nothing worse than pubes in your mouth) and hasnt eaten anything funky then a both parties can enjoy. As far as #7 & 11. Holding our head and some hair pulling is really sexy as long as you don't do a death grip so you fuck our mouth so deep our eyes water. Also accidental or unexpected cumming in our mouth is just rude! We have to control our breathing where it doesn't choke us. All we ask is the necessary warning of "oh god I'm about to cum" ask Mr. Sea I almost choked to death once because of this.
All I can say is this is where the "good listener" part comes into play in the relationship. Apparently SOMEONE was ignoring me again.
Mrs S, the world would be such a better place if women had your attitude towards sex. As the Cosmo article reflects, most over a certain age do not.
Mr S, you're a lucky man. Next time just tell her more loudly that you're going to cum. She's letting you do it in her mouth, that's not too much to ask.
I like the way it feels and number 9.
I always use condoms and don't like thAt deep throat stuff so none of this i can relAte. But one day i shall try to balance a beer on her head as she is bobbing