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Two Vaginas

JohnSmith69

layin low but staying high

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Somebody recently asked if I saw a dancer in Portland with two vaginas.
I thought it was a joke until I read this article. Now I'm not so sure.

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motorhead

I can relate. I also have back pain and when I mentioned that to my doctor he did a complete physical exam.

Little did I realize that a 16 inch penis and balls the size of a grapefruit was not normal.

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shadowcat

Here is another one:

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Clubber

So she she can do porn TP?

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sharkhunter

Does she charge double the normal price? lol,

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ididthisonce
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sharkhunter

She could tell a guy she never felt anything in there before and the guy might believe she was a virgin in at least one vagina. :) Now she just needs to find a guy with two dicks and she could get happily married.

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georgmicrodong

From what I heard, she has two vaginas, but only one vulva/pussy.

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shailynn

she's cute - but PMS twice a month? that means she'd be bitchy twice as long - no thank you!

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ididthisonce

PMS - Men need to keep tract of their female's cycle. It is my belief that she will sneak an extra week of PMS on us if we ain't watching carefully.

PMS = Perpetual Mean Streak

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