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Not Just Another Typical John Smith Sex Story

She is in the bathroom getting ready. He's in bed in his underwear. She comes out completely naked. She's a good 40 lbs overweight, and the gut is kind of a turnoff. But some of the…

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Shout out to all the club goers

My gf has worked for a little over 3 weeks at a club and gotta admit the strip club goers are great. we were both admitingly nervous but after I lost my job a few months back we didn't have…

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More proof that sex from a woman is never free

Never http://dailym.ai/1Fpkkjy

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And what is the bathroom troll?

I hate to ask for the definition of terms after I asked about LDK and clearly offended a subset of you guys, but bathroom troll isn't in the glossary! Is this the bathroom attendant? Why call the poor guy a…

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Am I missing some subtle nuances associated with the term ROB?

JohnSmith69 used the term "ROB" to refer to some stripper named jerikson that used to post here! So I looked up the term in the glossary! It said "Rip Off Bitch - Stay away, stay far away from these dancers,…

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Stripper Problems

Strippers have different problems. A stripper was complaining on Facebook because her boyfriend broke up with her. He became upset when she told him she sold her panties to a customer. As she said, "What did he expect?…

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Friday (3/13/15) SCing

I just want to log this one in because the dancer I met was a bit interesting. Here's how it went down. I was with a friend and I was driving. It was my idea to check out this place, right…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

This place is fucking nasty and...

This place is fucking nasty and needs serious renovations. Went there on a Sunday night. The dancers were meh, and the first one I approached while she was on stage smelled like a serious case of…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

Chavelas gets sort of a...

Chavelas gets sort of a bd rap here and I don't know why. I guess if you are going for the dancing alone then there's nothing different here, except maybe fewer people.…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Went there before a plane flight....

Went there before a plane flight. Dancers are very standoff-ish, and the more attractive ones tend to disappear with regulars into the VIP area- this is a case where one has to be aggressive in…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

First, there has been an invasion...

First, there has been an invasion of Cuban dancers into this club- and that's good. The last few times I've been, there has been 3-6 Cuban dancers of 8-10 quality that are also very friendly…

Club 27 Cabaret

Four Corners, Florida

Amazing. After reading other comment we...

Amazing. After reading other comment we were worried that this would be a dive, but we were pleasantly surprised. Most the girls were attractive. The Drinks were a little pricey but then again, do you…

The Palace

Birmingham, Alabama

Big changes for The Palace, and...

Big changes for The Palace, and for the late night black strip club scene in general in Birmingham on Saturday nights. But I actually got an indication that something was wrong before I hit…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Another interesting trip into HiLiter! ...

Another interesting trip into HiLiter! Pretty little brunette lands on my lap. "Busy for the middle of the day???". She laughs, "We call this place the Lunch Room". As I look…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Went here about 2 weeks ago....

Went here about 2 weeks ago. Meagan, slender, thick, small, fake boobs, incredible ass, was sitting in one of the back booths looking pissed when I walked in. Mo'Nique, a short, thick Latina with small…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Okay on Friday night - hit...

Okay on Friday night - hit a few clubs and dropped some serious cashola - so I had pre-decided that Saturday was hit the casino night and go home early. Then of course it…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

I was bored after a long...

I was bored after a long week work. This is the regular club I have been going. The parking is very convenient. I like the two stage show. The big stage…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Came here on a Monday night...

Came here on a Monday night around 10pm. Stayed til close to 2. All together saw 10 girls but only about 5 went on stage. The other 5 never went, and just walked around talking…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I made another stop at Blackjacks...

I made another stop at Blackjacks a few weeks ago. Nothing has changed with the liquor license despite the owner getting released and back to running the place. I had a fun time talking with…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

This place is for those who...

This place is for those who are on a tight budget and want cheap drinks. Also for those who want full contact lap dances for 20 price of 20 pounds per song. But the catch…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

OK so I have to start...

OK so I have to start with: this is NOT a nude club. I don't know how this got the label nude when it is clearly just a topless club. The club interior is huge,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

This is the first time i...

This is the first time i have gone here on a sunday. Valet service is all day. 5 dollars 2 park. Then entry is 5 dollars 2 get in, even at 2pm. Its the same…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I have reviewed this club in...

I have reviewed this club in the past. I thought I would add a review that addressed the ladies. I have now spent 10 evening and early mornings at this club and have…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Ok, not exactly a review just...

Ok, not exactly a review just yet, but more of an update (so ignore the ratings for now). Their website says opening in March, but I stopped by on the 14th of March, late that…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Was in denver for a week...

Was in denver for a week ans was taken here by family friends. Really nice and better than the sleazy party spots I'm used to in Myrtle Beach. Looks like a club you'd see on…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

I stopped in here on a...

I stopped in here on a whim while driving home from working in NY. Prior to this visit the last time I was here was 9 years ago. I must say the decor changes that was…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A business trip took me to...

A business trip took me to Phoenix. With a free late afternoon I decided to make a visit to the Blue Moon Lounge based primarily on the TUSCL reviews. I arrived at the…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Rolled into BML on a Wednesday...

Rolled into BML on a Wednesday afternoon around 1. Made my way to a seat while I let my eyes adjust. Almost immediately Clover comes over and chats, she remembers me from the last…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Located in a very safe area....

Located in a very safe area. Did not like the required membership purchase but the club on the inside is very nice. The nicest I have ever been to. It is BYOB so you save…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Been coming here for years and...

Been coming here for years and have always been a big fan of PL. The girls are very friendly, and will sit with you for a while if you just want to drink. Dances are…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Visited the Criket (no longer Silver...

Visited the Criket (no longer Silver Criket) a while back on a Wednesday evening (about 8 pm) and paid the $5 cover. My initial impression was how empty the place was. I am an afternoon…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Visited for the first time on...

Visited for the first time on a Wednesday evening around 6pm. Lots of hot girls, but 10 times more patrons. It was a total standing room only sausage fest. Mandatory valet, dances are…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I travel to PHL fairly often...

I travel to PHL fairly often and hadn't been to this club, but see it often enough so I figured I'd walk in. The place is a dive, but the drinks are…

Gold Nugget Gentlemen's Club

Panama City, Florida

This place is better of the...

This place is better of the clubs in Panama. Pretty clean inside and well kept. All the girls were real friendly and for the most part not pushy on getti a dance. Went after…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

It had been a while so...

It had been a while so I made a trip to the good ol hiliter. Had some time to kill on a Saturday afternoon around 2 so I stopped in, and sat myself down in my…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

This is a really cool club....

This is a really cool club. Great dancers that like to entertain. I have been here a couple of times and every time have had a great time. The stage work and interaction with the…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

My favorite SC in Seattle these...

My favorite SC in Seattle these days. The place is very dark and it takes time for your eyes to adjust. Lots of different dancers at this little gem. Asian, white, black,big…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Day shift at the strip clubs...

Day shift at the strip clubs in Lexington has been really weak lately. I tried Camelot East first. Sign outside said now hiring Day Shift. I walked in and found out why -- they only…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

Stopped by here on a Sunday...

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon. It is not a club, I repeat, not a club. It is a high mileage peepshow. I put a dollar in the booth and a cute girl came…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

I'll try to breeze over the...

I'll try to breeze over the basics: - Easy, safe, parking outside. - Far more of a posh interior than the outside leads on. - Bar is reasonable, if you're used to Boston prices. - Girls, for the most…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Haven't been to a club in...

Haven't been to a club in a while, so gave Follies a visit. I've been here quite a few times and always had a good time but this time wasn't as good. The…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Arrived on a Friday night,...

Arrived on a Friday night, was amateur night. Let me say I don't understand amateur night. Isn't the point of a strip club that you are there to look at pros? Anyway, big crowd…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

I had not been to PP...

I had not been to PP for a while, but checked it out last Thursday night from about 11 to 1. They are under new management and are making some significant changes, and so…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

It's been over a year since...

It's been over a year since my last review of Showgirls, but doesn't seem much has changed. I had a couple of surgeries last year curtailed my club visits. In my last review I said, "On…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

Arrived at the club on a...

Arrived at the club on a Friday night around 11pm and it was pretty busy. The club is nice and has plenty of seating both around the stage and at the bar. There…

Tzer's Gentlemens Club

Binghamton, New York

A pretty good club in a...

A pretty good club in a not bad part of Binghamton. Located in a strip mall near a sister club Madam D'Oars. Was there on a Thurday night and it was pretty quiet.…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Eent here for the first time...

Eent here for the first time as Men's Club was standing room only & we weren't impressed with the quality of girls at Wild Orchid the last few times. This club is affiliated with Wild…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

I had been to this club...

I had been to this club a few other times and as others have said I noticed that the dancer quality had decreased. That is not the case when I was there a few weeks…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

I went here on a saturday...

I went here on a saturday mid afternoon to pass some time. I was greeted for the usual security check, and becasue it was in the pm, there was no cover charge... Inside the room…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

I went here at the end...

I went here at the end of February on a Friday night while I was in town. I read some of the other reviews on this site that said it was a good place…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Club is easy to miss if...

Club is easy to miss if you aren't looking for it (thank you GPS). In a strip mall, but most of the other businesses are either gone or closed by 7. The outside…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

This place has improved leaps and...

This place has improved leaps and bounds in service and dancer quality. This is my second time here but it was night and day from my most recent visit. We called and were provided free…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I recently went to the Inner...

I recently went to the Inner Room Cabaret on Cocoa Beach. I have been to this club before and I always enjoy visiting. Once you visit and pay only $10 for a full contact dance,…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Centerfolds is becoming one of the...

Centerfolds is becoming one of the better clubs in the valley. Not because it's getting better, but because it is consistently pretty good. I visited on a friday around 1am. I got a…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by the blue moon again...

Stopped by the blue moon again to check out what's going on at the club. The place looks the same except the mirror for the men's bathroom was missing. Drinks are still over priced at…

Mermaids Gentleman's Club

St Pete Beach, Florida

Was on a quick weekend visit...

Was on a quick weekend visit to the St. Pete Beach, Sarasota Florida area to see my two close friends. After spending time at a mediocre Gay friendly dance club in St. Pete proper off…

Mermaids Gentleman's Club

St Pete Beach, Florida

Was on a quick weekend visit...

Was on a quick weekend visit to the St. Pete Beach, Sarasota Florida area to see my two close friends. After spending time at a mediocre Gay friendly dance club in St. Pete proper off…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Time for an updated review because...

Time for an updated review because of the new management...and sorry folks, the news isn't really good. The quality of girls seems to be dropping. There used to be a pretty solid stable of pretty young…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

This is a really fun club....

This is a really fun club. Like many, I visited both Mons and 2001 on the same trip. In Tampa for work, I only had one afternoon free, and made the most of…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Ended up at Carl's a little...

Ended up at Carl's a little after 4 PM after a lackluster time at Bobby's. There were a few customers there and no dancers. I went up to the bar and ordered a $3 Heineken…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Haven't been to Bobby's for a...

Haven't been to Bobby's for a while so I figured while I was in the area. There was no cover which was great. Surprised that there were at least six dancers and a decent enough…

Bombshells

Wichita Falls, Texas

Club was easy to get to....

Club was easy to get to. I went in not knowing what to expect from reviews. Only had one dancer on duty, but she was a definite 8, so I wasn't disappointed.…

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Wearing shorts at clubs in Phoenix?

I'll be in PHX in a few days for a business trip. Just wondering if it is ok to go to a SC there while wearing cargo shorts or some other casual shorts with like a polo shirt and shoes.…

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The funniest lap dance

This was a new one to me at the club I just left. A midget grabs a dancer and heads back to the lap dance area at Mons Venus. She is really tall to begin with, plus of course the…

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Birthday Visit

I did stop by a favorite club Sunday, my birthday. A waste of 20 minutes. Granted it was early afternoon, but that is my normal time to visit, Two dancers sitting at the bar talking. Never acknowledged my presence. One…

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moment of weakness. admittance of pl-dom

Who here hasn't been hustled by a dancer? Difference is I knew what she was doing and shouldve politely smile but instead I did it anyways. Simple situation. Girl gave string of dances when asked how many she gave correct count…

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ST PATTY'S DAY CIVVIE CHICKS

in your neck of the woods do you notice the following? on st patty's day i new york there are like tons of hotties in the street and bars. these girls though you only see once a year on that particular…

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A chill ran up my spine

I'm in the club this weekend, and a girl who's eaten my cum on more than one occasion is there. She's sitting with a guy I've seen around the bar for ages, he's friends with the bartender, and I've talked…

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Safest and luckiest girl.....

When she dates, they ought to keep the guys on their toes.... http://www.laugh18.com/safest-and-luckiest-kid-in-the-world/

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Burnout ?

I def have been doing quite a bit of SCing over the last 2 years and last year 2014 in particular. Lately I’m just bored w/ the same ole thing and feel like I have seen it all. The SCs in my…

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First 3-way vip review

Is now up!! Feel free to read it its my newest one

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Church Teachings Most of us Can Agree With

I especially like #s 5 and 7-9. http://www.buzzfeed.com/emleschh/18-accidentally-hilarious-church-signs-11s0y

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John Smith does 69

We have tickets to a show and I'm watching her get dressed. This is where the plans start to go astray. She looks so stunning that I must get pictures. When the picture show is over, she…

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Are you on Facebook? Dancer told me she was going to search for me.

How have you handled a dancer possibly wanting to friend you on Facebook? I only log on every 2 or 3 weeks just so a relative can see what my other relatives post. I guess I could tell the dancer…

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A Good Cause

A dancer whom I've known for sometime approached me last night and we had a few dances. When we finished, she mentioned she was running in a mini-marathon on St. Patrick's Day to raise money for charity.…

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Have you ever left a strip club, gone home and gone to sleep and had weird dream

I dreamed I was in the corner of a strip club in a regular lap dance room and 4 dancers were having sex with me taking turns. 3 were blocking the view at all times and they were taking…

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Boobgate

Where do you stand on the boobgate controversy? http://dailym.ai/1LaM6VY

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OT: (Jehovah's Witnesses) "Millions Living Today Will Never Die"

It's kind of funny, but while waiting for an Uber on Friday I had a Jehovah's Witness approach me. I was kind of surprised these guys are still around with all of their miserably failed predictions they have. But then…

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And yet another cure for ED.

Even the movie stars who didn’t win at last month’s Oscar ceremony still might have gone home with a stiff little man. Losing Academy Award nominees were gifted with $125,000 worth of fancy bath salts, luxury trips, “tobacco” (wink, wink) vaporizers…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Maybe day shift isn't a thing...

Maybe day shift isn't a thing at the Spearmint Rhino WPB. I arrived Thursday at 1:00 with some time to kill before an afternoon business meeting in Boca. A previous visit (see my…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, Oregon

Stopped in here with a friend...

Stopped in here with a friend on a Friday at about 8pm. Was worried the club would be a little too "hipster-ish" because of the area but was pleasantly surprised to find it to be…

Victoria's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

the main dance area is great...

the main dance area is great . hot girls but the private dances are a rip off 2 songs 20$ a piece dancer tried to charge 100 . I refused gave her 40$ then reported…

Mile High Saloon

Casper, Wyoming

Is this a topless bar or...

Is this a topless bar or a pool hall? You'd probably find better looking girls in a pool hall. There are 5 pool tables that take up more space in this club than the main…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

I had about 2 hours to...

I had about 2 hours to kill on a layover late on Friday the 13th. I was hoping to see some good looking girls based on my previous experiences, but was disappointed on this visit.…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

I came in on a Sunday...

I came in on a Sunday around 2 PM just looking for a steak. I ordered the house filet on my first visit, but got the house special this time around and was actually impressed.…

Seductions

Portland, Oregon

If I can convince one person...

If I can convince one person to not go here, I will feel vindicated. I walked in and a clearly drug-addled 40 year-old greeted me. She explained that we would go back to a room…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

I decided to give Godfather's another...

I decided to give Godfather's another shot after receiving a PM and saying things had changed. Unfortunately, nothing had changed except the cashier didn't insult me when I gave him money. I came in on…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Long time listener, first time caller....

Long time listener, first time caller. Been clubbing for a while but not as much as during the Talents West days. Not impossible, but harder to find the higher mileage dancers that are…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

4Play is where the most attractive...

4Play is where the most attractive strippers in LA go to work. Some say mileage is awful and the value sucks, but that is what you get if you want to see the most beautiful…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

I must say that this strip...

I must say that this strip club is my favorite in any city. Honestly I can't think of another that compares. I think its the chummy vibe that makes it differ than any…

Gone to paradise many times it...

Gone to paradise many times it had been awhile but I wanted to see what was new there. Was midday had like 6 or so dancers not a lot of customer so it was good…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

Saturday evening visit, arrived about 10:30. No...

Saturday evening visit, arrived about 10:30. No need for me to again detail the physical attributes of this club - I have done so in a previous review as have others. If you looking for a…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

This is still my favorite club....

This is still my favorite club. It is a huge club that is busy on any day of the week, all the way to 5 in the morning. I went on Tuesday for 10 dollar…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to this club on a Wed night. There were four Customers at the Bar and four Girls (not dancers because they don't even pretend to dance). I ordered a beer and…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

Decided to stop by again on...

Decided to stop by again on my dive from New York to Atlanta. This trip was very disappointing. I went in and couldn't find my membership card. They said they have no way of…

The Black Orchid

Dallas, Texas

It was a weekend, incredibly busy....

It was a weekend, incredibly busy. The line outside was really long, but we got inside in about 15 minutes. You had to buy a table in order to sit, since we arrived around midnight.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Had a good visit to PH...

Had a good visit to PH this week. Blondie, my go to girl looked great, but was busy for the hour and a half that I stayed. Had a nice warm up with…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

The first time I went here...

The first time I went here a few years ago, and I was blown away by how it was. Though it feels as if it fallen off the prior 2 visits I had. BUT, after…

Lady Godiva's

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Cheater girls never go to this place....

Cheater girls never go to this place. total waste and the girl they trick you in paying lot of money for doing nothing. they dont strip or they dont come for lap dance. finally one girl(with light…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

I was visiting the area and...

I was visiting the area and a friend suggested I stop by and chack the place out, now I'm not the type that goes to strip clubs often but let me share what happen, I…

Centerfolds

Akron, Ohio

This club gets more ghetto as...

This club gets more ghetto as time goes by. The physical description hasn't changed so I'll dispense with that part unless admin denies this review as to short then I'll go into all the tedious…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

The club has a mandatory valet...

The club has a mandatory valet but you can park at the lot next door! Heavy arm security at the door to show that you ain't messing in the club. 10$ to get in ,…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I visited Atlantis about 3 weeks...

I visited Atlantis about 3 weeks ago on a Tuesday afternoon. I feel pretty comfortable at this club, even as a white guy. Only about 3 dancers there, but they had only opened about an…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Visited tijuana on a friday night,...

Visited tijuana on a friday night, crossing the borfer from San Diego. Easy quick cross into Mexico, followed by a short taxi ride to the club and here we are at Hong Kong. First impression…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Had an early day at work...

Had an early day at work on Thursday so I decided to stop by the BM to see if the stories were true about Princess being back. I arrived around 2:30 and the daytime "A"…

L.A.P. (was Red Rose)

Honolulu, Hawaii

Went there around 8:30 pm. Two...

Went there around 8:30 pm. Two male employees behind the bar, bar seating empty. Booths all open, no customers in sight. Two very mature hostess having dinner in one of them. Stage empty, no dancers…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Reviewing from a few months ago....

Reviewing from a few months ago. I ended up going back after a bachelor party, which I would review but don't remember much of, to drink myself out of a pretty rough hangover and try…

Golddiggers Naked Nightclub

London, Ontario

I've been to this club on...

I've been to this club on a few occasions. On the Saturday night I was there girls were continuously on the stage with no breaks in between. That was a nice surprise. Many of the…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Went to a sports bar with...

Went to a sports bar with a few friends of mine to watch the UFC fights. They ended about 10:30 so I asked one buddy about going to either HL or BSC since they…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Most recently, I visited Wax on...

Most recently, I visited Wax on Monday afternoon around 5:30. Parking was $5 near back of club, 10 in front. Cover was 5 or 10. As I walked in, I was VERY pleasantly impressed with…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

Well as stated on my BSC...

Well as stated on my BSC I started my evening going to see a UFC fight at a sports bar. Then went off to BSC where the eye candy was nice but no attention…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a recent trip to the area. The club layout is pretty nice and overall the atmosphere was pretty nice. They had a good variety of dancers working and…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheetah Pompano is one of my...

Cheetah Pompano is one of my favorite clubs anywhere. As a day shift customer, Cheetah is one of those rare places that gets the party going early. This past Friday, I arrived at…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

I visited this club several consecutive...

I visited this club several consecutive January-February weekend evenings & one off-night evening, but I don't recall whether that was a Sunday, Monday, or a Tuesday. Nothing to complain about regarding the physical aspects of…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Got in after 1:30PM (Saturday -...

Got in after 1:30PM (Saturday - 3/14) stayed for about an hour. I visited this club several years ago a few times. This used to be Midway, now it is Midway Island. Layout: As we enter booth…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

I visited this club several consecutive...

I visited this club several consecutive January-February weekend evenings & one off-night evening, but I don't recall whether that was a Sunday, Monday, or a Tuesday. Nothing to complain about regarding the physical aspects of…

Blue Fox

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

well I was in OKC again...

well I was in OKC again for work so I stopped in before heading to Tulsa. I love this little hole in the wall but then I love all the dirty little hole in…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

The girls here are so friendly,...

The girls here are so friendly, but sometimes they stay in the dressing room rather than come out to sit by customers. And sometimes if there's only 4 on a shift there might be…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

This is an updating review of...

This is an updating review of sorts, but my last visit there was 3/11 in the evening. It appears that there is a mandatory $20 booth fee for VIP. The dancer I went…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Seems I have nothing better to...

Seems I have nothing better to do with my life except to review strip clubs. I usually am very happy with most strip clubs unless I'm somehow burned from my money, which is rarely the…

Hour Place

Jay, Maine

I stop by here once in...

I stop by here once in a great while when I have nothing special going on. Last visit was a few months ago. Walked in, sat down for a while (got there VERY early), and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Stop by the club in the...

Stop by the club in the afternoon mid-week and it was dead. It seems the girls roll out before shifts are over. There were maybe 3 girls between 430 and 630. It was close to…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

My first North Carolina Strip club......

My first North Carolina Strip club... or my first strip club EVER!! I don't know why at 35, I never stepped foot into one of these before. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER. After…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped in around 12:30 $10 cover $4.5 lager Made...

Stopped in around 12:30 $10 cover $4.5 lager Made my second ever trip to Lou Turks, first ever night or weekend visit. The place was packed. Standing room only and not much of it. I'm…

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Inexpensive Detroit Hypothetical

Bored tonight so was considering this hypothetical: Let's say you're in Detroit and would like to go to a club and leave happy for as cheap as humanly possible. You're willing to go to either Bogart's or Henry VIII, are willing…

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Reflections Upon Visiting Clubs With a Dancer

I know this is been discussed before, so skip it if you're not interested. However, I now have my own experience and perspective to briefly share. I know I shouldn't be surprised that strip club management is dysfunctional and not service…

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Now that's a major case of crabs!

Check out the brilliant pic of Chloe Sevigny's crabs! www.thesuperficial.com/chloe-sevigny-lobster-vagina-nude-marfa-journal-03-2015

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Who is Your Diametric Opposite on TUSCL?

I know that, in the past, we've had threads about who TUSCL'ers think are most similar to them. How about the other way around? Who on TUSCL do your regard as closest to your diametric opposite?

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I figured it out! e day is brilliant!

On the pi day thread we discussed the ultimate test of being a player - picking up a hooker for free sex by quoting cool facts about pi! But there is no equivalent day for e! Sucks because picking up…

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Rules of engagement at the SC?

My recent infamous “Will your ATF loan you $100” topic spurred passionate responses at what a shitty thing it is to play such a petty head game on a dancer. It was classified as a “dick move”.…

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What are some of the best compliments you heard a dancer tell you?

I'll let everyone else start.

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Numbers of breast implants! Brilliant!

The US is #1 in number of breast implant surgeries but some of the other countries my surprise you! http://dailynewsdig.com/top-10-countries-women-breast-implants/

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Was Lust

Wasn't Lust napauls before it was remodeled

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Happy Pi Day

Today is Pi Day of the Century 3.14.15). Be sure to celebrate by eating lots of pie today all of us mongers who appreciate perfectly round forms! We wouldn't have that rounded beauty without Pi!!!

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Approaching Couples

Why are so many dancers hesitant to approach couples? The DS and I went to two clubs this week, and we were almost totally ignored. Only one dancer approached us ever. I know both clubs well,…

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This weeks mathematic equation

3 days + 19 years = 100% fulfillment

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Rejecting a dancer

Some of you are very polite-which I think is absolutely brilliant lol what are some of the more polite ways you have of rejecting a dancer that a dancer might not recognize as a rejection. This could be very helpful…

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Black Man visiting Stuttgart Germany. Tell me where to go fellas??

I'll be here for a couple of weeks. Going to visit neighboring countries on the weekend and stay in Germany during the week. I have access to a car and gps Any advice would be appreciated.

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Stripper/hooker, threesome, extortion, family: making for Lifetime movie

Sometimes you cant even make this up!! Feds: Hooker, family extorted $2.6M from businessman Wayne County couple and daughter, who worked as a stripper and hooker, charged with extorting millions of dollars from Oakland County businessman. http://on.freep.com/1CcbRzr

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There is hope for georgemicrodong.

Stellenbosch University doctors perform first successful penile transplant in the world. http://www.sun.ac.za/english/Lists/news/DispForm.aspx?ID=2328

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Dating

Just curious, have you dated a stripper? (dating in the traditional sense, not a P4P relationship) I've dated a few.

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New Atlanta strip club replaces the former Crazy Horse Saloon.

Have you heard about the latest addition to the strip club capital? It's called Rumors and, from the sounds of it, there may be nothing like it in Atlanta. Located at 3950 Jonesboro Road in Forest Park, Rumors is one…

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Signs in the club

In a no extras club, during a lap dance when a stripper does the blowjob thing over your pants, does it mean: A. She wants to suck your dick OTC B. The stripper notices and/or likes your hard on C. She's trying to…

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In My Book She's A Keeper

Salma Hayek http://mrstiff.com/movie/salma-hayek-shower-fuck-8577053

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Metro Detroit Strip club

It has been a while since visiting the Detroit area gentleman's clubs. I was just wondering what people think are the best clubs to visit, with high millage and sexy ladies. Any ideas on where to have a good time?

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Funniest foiled 2am encounter?

shadowcat keeps posting the 2am shootings near clubs but I wonder what the funniest 2am criminal activity is! Not the gut wrenching terror of some poor man or woman getting shot! No I mean something like a guy that pulls…

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Ejaculating into someone's coffee cup not just icky, could be illegal, too. No n

Adding bodily fluids to something a person is going to eat or drink would be specifically listed as a crime in Minnesota under a bill headed to the House floor. A Blaine man was initially charged with two gross misdemeanor…

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Florida Unofficial Dress Code

I live up north, but I'm traveling to Florida for business next week. Up here, it's a bit uncool to wear shorts to a club, but the higher temps in Tampa will tempt me to wear shorts, especially during the…

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11 Statistics about strippers

I was looking for something else but found this interesting. http://www.11points.com/Dating-Sex/11_Eye-Opening_Statistics_About_Strippers most would recommend stripping to friends one in five has dated a customer

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Need a good maintain penis erection exercise

I was messing around with the girlfriend this weekend, anyway shit is about to go down and for the fucking life of me I could not maintain an a strong erection. I could get one, but when I started to…

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[OT] A Brilliant Quote ????

Brilliant quote by Colin Cowherd of ESPN: "Good looking people go into TV, smart people into newspapers, Radio gets the rest." I'm not sure if I agree with this statement. What smart person would go into the newspaper business today? Local TV…

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Natural Viagra: Spider Bite Causes Erection

http://www.livescience.com/4429-natural-viagra-spider-bite-erection.html

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Where are you more likely to be shot ?

I keep reading SC's 2am posts. In the U.S. where are you more likely to be shot, outside a strip club, in a school/college...or some other place?

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Black vs. White

Now, first thing I'm gonna say is I'm not a racist, and I don't discriminate (I hate everybody equally). Got a question for the crew, though. Are generally black strip clubs higher mileage than white clubs. Not…

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ACC Basketball Tournament 2014

It's been a year ago and I still have frigging nightmares. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=28216#comment301177 Let's see what happens during this year's tournament.

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Bouncing melons are brilliant!

Check it out! http://video-pool.net/video/dm/x2j4tta/lindsey_pelas_run_in_slow_motion.html

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Does TV News treat Strip Clubs Fairly?

Atlanta TV News had story of underage girls being forced into prostitution, that showed them street walking. But all the 'canned' parts of the story showed video of Strip Clubs in Atlanta! No mention of underage girls working…

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"I am not a prostitute" declares the prostitute

Here's the logic: 1. All women use sex to get things of value including money from men. 2. All women are not prostitutes. 3. Therefore I am not a prostitute even though I have sex with men for money.…

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How should I answer this question

Dancer: what's the relationship between you two? (A logical question since I'm sitting there with by far the hottest and youngest woman in the club) DS: (before I could answer) I'm a dancer. He buys me stuff and takes…

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Is that enough to piss off the Pope?

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/03/11/Topless-nun-billboard-irks-Naples-residents-ahead-of-pope-visit/6741426087688/

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Dancer was deliberately trying to jerk me off tonight at the club.

Went to a club in Atlanta tonight called Diamonds of Atlanta. Got a couple of awesome lapdances. But during the last one, the girl knew I was hard as a rock and she started jerking me off through my dockers…

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Detroit Stripper and Parents Extort $3 M from Software Mogul

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2015/03/11/alleged-hooker-parents-extorted-mogul-million-feds-say/24742889/ Jessica Tackett, identified as a stripper and a hooker, looks pretty cute in the picture. I don't think I've ever seen her in a strip club.

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Phoenix scene

Gonna be in Phoenix for the weekend starting this Friday. Can you guys familiar with the scene out there provide some solid recommendations so I'm not wasting the precious time I got? High mileage preferable! Thanks in advance.

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Throwback story... My audition

I was 19 when I started dancing. I was waiting tables when a grungy looking guy came in and when he finished his meal he gave me a card with his club number on it and told me to audition…

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Would your ATF loan you $100?

Would your ATF, or current favorite, loan you $100 without prodding? I mean, you turn to her and say "can you loan me $100?" would she hand it to you? No caveats, no prodding. Just a…

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Sex is about power?

SJG and Jesrite made a comment on the article I submitted that I seem to have an over emphasis on getting laid. My response is this: Freud said "Everything is about sex except for sex. Sex is about power." Getting laid…

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No strip club available, AMP or Escort

Your out of town and find yourself in an area without a quality strip club (or non at all for that matter), and you've got an itch that just needs to be scratched. After a quick search of the…

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Best blowjob of your life?

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/a6897/grapefruit-blow-job-ahhhh/ Do they make smaller grapefruits?

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What makes a beautiful woman?

https://lifeisrozie.wordpress.com/2015/03/08/are-you-beautiful-i-asked-100-men-what-physical-beauty-is-and-the-results-shocked-me/ I'm pretty much in agreement with that whole article. I might quibble over a couple of points, but overall, yeah.

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Gary 2AMer.

GARY | A 26-year-old Gary man was in police custody Wednesday morning in connection with a shooting at a strip club there, police said. Police were called at 3:32 a.m. to the McDonald's restaurant at 761 S. Lake St. for a…

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The Agony

I was having great conversation with this girl at a store the other day. She is a gorgeous Latina, she is just my type. We exchanged numbers, I was definitely thinking of fucking her eventually. Before she left I asked…

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March Madness & Wilt

I am obviously bored today while awaiting NCAA conference tournament action, which got me thinking about two of my favorite things: Basketball and Women. (I don't drink therefore my life is somewhat limited. HA) Wilt Chamberlin - A great basketball player…

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Brilliant new terms!

I've always wondered how off the wall sex terms, like Cleveland Steamer or Hot Karl, originate! Inspired by crazyjoe's comments regarding listermint on the bidet thread I've decided to suggest a new term to see if it catches on! Listermint bidet…

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OT: These 20-somethings invest like 'Depression babies'

This article gives some pretty good insight into the current market psychology, but I believe it applies well beyond 20 somethings: http://www.cnbc.com/id/102476674#. People got burned in the past, or saw others get burned, so now are being too cautious. And what did…

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Strip Club Funeral

http://www.pjstar.com/article/20150310/NEWS/150319902/1994/NEWS

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OT: WSJ "Fed Likely to Remove ‘Patient’ Barrier for Rate Increase as Soon as Jun

OMG! OMG! We could see our first interest rake hike THIS SUMMER! A rise from 0.25% to 0.5% would absolutely kill the recovery and the stock market! Why? Because the Financial Media, RickyBoy, and Josh43 are all in unison on…

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Dancers / Stalkers / Murders

I read the thread below of the dancer of the dancer murdered in Seattle. I have no knowledge of the situation beyond what has been printed, but do have some personal insight on dancers and stalkers. Don’t forget the…

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Business trip to Phoenix coming up. Going to a club alone?

I'm 29, and I've got a business trip with my work to Phoenix coming up. I'll be staying at the Sheraton Crescent by the I-17. Just wondering if there are any decent strip clubs I can go unwind at for…

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Correct Terminology

If lopaw gets off during a lapper, does that count as an LDK? Does it depend on the quantity of girl-splooge?

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Seattle Dancer Murdered

Biftu Dadi (Africa/ Diamond) was mentioned in several reviews and was a rumored ROB. The Crown Hill club mentioned in the article was most likely the male side of Centerfolds. http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Police-Argument-at-Seattle-strip-club-ends-with-6126529.php Although we worked at the same clubs, it was…

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Most comfortable champagne/VIP room?

There are enough clubs around some parts of the country where one can get cbj/bbbj or fs but how nice is the champagne room? Dancers (and myself) will bring santizer and wipes to wipe down a vinyl couch (fabric....eeechhhh) in…

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Ever ask a girl to send a pic.....

...and you got this? https://www.flickr.com/photos/127324099@N02/15996639924/

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Chapeau Vert VIP Closing

Stopped at the Chapeau Vert Monday afternoon. Saw one of the regular dancers and talked with her a while. She told me that the VIP area had been removed, no more topless lap dances, only topless no touch table dances.…

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Wash your Ass by Redd Foxx...

Hopefully, wipe guy will learn and move on....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

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Blame parents for those narcissist kids

This topic quite obviously has nothing to do with anyone here. So please don't take the article personally. New research reveals the roots of inflated egos -- and why they're dangerous http://www.salon.com/2015/03/10/blame_parents_for_those_narcissist_kids/

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Strip club on your birthday

Any of you ever hit the strip club on your birthday? My birthday is coming up, and my buddies are gonna take me to a couple of strip clubs. I hit up a few strip clubs on my 21st birthday, but…

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What should I do?

I'm taking the DS to a strip club for the first time this week. We are going to a nude, no alcohol club so the age limit is 18. The best club in the town we are in…

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Stripper with a sense of humor

The stripper Whitney Blackwell, whose brother and sister were kidnapped, seems to have a sense of humor. "In court Monday, Marion Superior Court Judge Shatrese Flowers asked Blackwell a series of questions typically used to assess a defendant's ability to…

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Other Strippers Don't Have To Do This?

So on my weekend trip to detroit I got full service from a cute brunette at BTs. Of course this is hardly news but I have to share our conversation as it was quite funny. She went on…

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Why you shouldn't sing karaoke at a strip club

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/VIDEO-Man-falls-dramatically-stage-Croydon-strip/story-26142234-detail/story.html

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Golf Joke of the Day

A guy and his buddy go golfing. On the 14th tee, the guy hits his ball and hooks it into a field of buttercups. The guy walks into the field, trampling the buttercups. When he picks up his ball,…

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OT: RickyBoyDugan

I maybe in the minority, but holy shit, who ever writes for that user needs to bring him back. That stuff is comedic gold. I laugh so hard when I'm reading it, people look over to see if I'm…

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A cautionary tale...

if, like me, you are married and regularly take pics of strippers with your phone. http://dailym.ai/1BZElMG

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OT: Weird thoughts!

I've been thinking about things and I realized that one thing you don't see much in America is a bidet! I've decided that I really want a bidet! They're brilliant! How about you guys?

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TUSCL minefields!

I think I walked into the middle of a drama with the whole LDK thing! I find the term amusing, but I've clearly offended one MrDeuce and I've also convinced a very hostile DoxtorPhil that I'm Juice or Zippy or…

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On Tipping

Since it came up in the Xtra negotiation thread: What do you guys tip for LDs? Like if the service is good and you plan to get more from her in the future? I usually have been tipping around 20%, my usual…

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BBF Prepares for the Superbowl

I came upon this article when looking for recent news about one of the old favorites on this board, Brad's Brass Flamingo. I thought some of you might be interested in this article from the Super Bowl in Indy a…

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Option A vs Option B

What do you guys prefer: Option A: OTC with your ATF. The session includes a GFE with foreplay, cuddling before/after, kissing, you aren't rushed and you may get a couple rounds included in the price. Option B: ITC FS for…

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Stripper rips off Detroit drug dealer; her brother and sister are kidnapped

http://fox59.com/2015/03/08/impd-links-kidnapping-case-to-local-drug-dealing/ It's great to have a stripper in the family.

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I had wondered how long it would be till there was a shooting associated with my

http://koin.com/2015/03/08/man-shot-in-torso-near-gresham-strip-club/ In this case, it looks like the shooting wasn't actually associated with the club. I think our local news just likes to name a club if shots are fired anywhere near one. The photo doesn't look like it's on the…