The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Decided to try this instead of...

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taboala
May 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
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Visited: Friday Evening

Decided to try this instead of MBoT as I was passing by. High cover, inside half the room filled by a long stage with rows of seats around it, then the other half is like movie theater seats. If you are sitting around the stage the dancers will make their way to you even if they have to step over other people -- not a big deal. I was there pretty late and the place was pretty full of all types.

The dancers were all about a 6 in my book. Approached a few times by the "wanna dance" types and I turned them down to see more of the lineup. Finally went in back with an asian girl for a private dance. The price was very expensive, she puts money in a machine, then asks me for more as tip. She did lackluster dance and I couldn't wait to get out of the room. Overall it was not a good experience and I would definitely not do it again.

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