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How long would she remain the perfect girlfriend?

4got2wipe

In a brilliant place!

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

I know that guys that regularly forget to wipe can't be too choosy, but I still say a life of video games, pepperoni pizza, and twix bars is something that only a man's body can take! He may end up needing one of those mobility scooters, but he can take it!

At least she drinking light beer! That's brilliant!

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crazyjoe

Not long. Pretty soon she will be unhealthy

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shailynn

Unless she's doing P90X twice a day - the genetics of aging alone will ruin her let alone that food intake. If I ate now, like I ate in high school I'd be 250lbs.

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jackslash

Perfect? Why isn't she in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

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Tiredtraveler

Just keep her until she is not. (just don't knock her up so you can't dump her and never see her again) That kind of behavior is why girls (and boys) put on that "freshman 15"lbs the first semester when they go to college.

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JamesSD

She bums me put. She was a 10 as a playmate. Now? 8? Maybe 8.5.

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Eagle1191

I give this one a month before the pounds start to add on, and then she may stop or become twice the woman she used to be literally.

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