Electric Blue -- the perfect way...

Electric Blue -- the perfect way to break up the drive between New York and Boston! Since it's located right off the interstate next to both gas and food, it's kinda like a highway rest stop with a strip club. I've made this a regular stop when commuting between the cities, because money typically goes a long way there. This is one of my favorite joints in the Northeast, but this particular review is going to be a cautionary tale.

I arrived at about 7:30, grabbed a beer and settled down away from the stage, thinking I'd spend a little time getting acquainted with the rotation. EB is great in terms of value/milage, but sometimes you need to be patient and sample some of the merchandise at the stage to find the right 'diamond in the rough'. About 10 minutes in, a 30-something Asian with fairly massive bolt-ons comes and grabs a seat in my lap. I'm pretty pro-Asian, but pretty anti-bolt-on, so I politely declined the hard sell. She didn't really give up, however -- stayed another 15 minutes with some stick-shifting to try and convince me. When it became clear that she was just going to hangout on my lap until I decided I wanted a dance, I figured it wouldn't be the worst way to get rid of her.

In the lap dance area (only vaguely private, as others have mentioned -- definitely a "look the other way" ettiquette in play here), she gave me a not-so-great dance, but the bolt-ons turned out to be surprisingly decent quality, and I enjoyed them quite a bit even though they usually aren't my thing. At that point, I got a hard-sell on some manual action. Again, normally not my thing, but the tits were good enough that I was probably going to stick around for a second dance anyway, and at that point the price she was coming down to was going to be not much more than I was going to tip, anyway. Well, hey, if you're giving them away free with a couple of dances, I'm game...