The Palace
2314 Union Ave. Altoona, PA 16602

This place is a little difficult...

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lurkingdog
May 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

This place is a little difficult to find and isn't in a real nice part of town -- near the train-tracks. Others have adequately and accurately described the physical layout of the club. Bottle beer is $3, cover was $5. The dancing area is a sunken room off of the bar area. If you get up close and personal in the dancing area, the dancers will solicit you for tips. If you hang out at the bar or even at the back tables near the bar, you can enjoy the show (albeit from a distance) and you won't be hassled for tips. All of the girls have body art - when I was there, the quality was in the 6-8 range and there were all body types. I got some private time with Andy, a cute spinner-type. $50 for 14 mins (she actually brought in a kitchen timer so you will not get shorted). The two lap dance areas are couches with a hole in the wall where the "chaperone" sits. There is an official "no touching" rule which I broke but only in the northern regions -- Andy seemed to imply that YMMV depending upon the girl. The lap dance quality is also dependent upon the girl. I never saw the chaperone but due to the proximity, I serious doubt extras could be enjoyed there. Andy had a nice body and a great lap dance technique that got me what I needed. She also indicated that for her, take out was available but her prices were outrageously high. Remarkably, she says she gets them. I guess you other mongers have a higher budget than me! All in all this place is pretty good -- you can make your money go a long way or you can really spend. Finally, smoking is allowed only on an outdoor porch and so the interior of the club is pretty much smoke free which is a huge plus for me.

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This place is a little difficult...