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just_the_nuts

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Two women are walking home from the bar, they have to piss so they slip into a cemetary. One uses her panties to wipe herself, the other uses a reef off a head stone. Next night husbands are at the bar, one looks at the other and says "I'm gonna have to watch my wife she came home with no panties on last night." The other one says "Oh well mine came home with a card wedged in her ass saying you were loved and will be missed by the entire fire department."

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motorhead

That's funny. Lol

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ididthisonce

One of my ATF.

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4got2wipe

Brilliant!

Though I'll point out that the problem could have been avoided if both women had forgotten to wipe!

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just_the_nuts

Lol...thnx

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mikeya02

One of the funniest jokes I ever heard

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mikeya02

Mikey +1

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crazyjoe

Mikey ×2

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just_the_nuts

Fuckers go read my article

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