One of the funniest lines I've read in a review lately

19 comments

• rockstar666

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  9 years ago

  I've never seen a voucher 'swoop'...
• 4got2wipe

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  9 years ago

  "I've never seen a voucher 'swoop'..." True! I hope that was autocorrect because I hate to think anyone thinks vouchers are carrion-eating birds! That would be non-brilliant!
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  That last sentence was pretty funny
• VeryBigDawg

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  9 years ago

  lol. Good find!
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  Here are photos of voucher birds: [view link]
• tumblingdice

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  9 years ago

  I got a Russian that is right on time.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Change "like a piece of meat on a roadway" to "like a gazelle on the savanna" See the Club name.
• warhawks

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  9 years ago

  "Voucher" An origami bird?
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ give the reviewer a break - he's from the south
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Holy shit, I think I know that rip off bitch! maybe 6 to 8 years ago, when I had significantly less experience, I fell for huge natural breasts from a talk Russian girl at that club. Last time I was at cheetah, maybe 2 to 3 years ago, she was still working. I bet it's the same bitch.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  That big-titted bitch - the nerve of her.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  Damn I hate communists.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  "give the reviewer a break - he's from the south" Papi, you really are for affirmative action, aren't you? White quotas in the NFL? Breaks on spelling for the Southerners? Why next thing you know, you'll be saying women can work outside he home. :)
• bubba267

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  9 years ago

  JS69.... Safe bet. I encountered the same "girl" approx 4 years ago .. Perfect description of chick and MO. Blondish hair, brown eyes, natural tits....a group of us had gone for a retirement part. I would have fallen prey if my buddies hadn't saved me from myself with the threat of leaving my ass w/o a ride back!
• Clubber

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  9 years ago

  JS69< I sure would like to find a talk Japaneses girl instead of a "talk Russian" one.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  LOL motor - I'm always looking out for the little guy.
• mikeya02

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  9 years ago

  Actually voucher sounds like how an asian would say vulture
• Chanel

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  9 years ago

  "...only to lead him back to an empty wallet death with probably not much in return." LOL
• chandler

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  9 years ago

  I loved this from Davisrk42's review of Platinum Plus in Greenville, SC yesterday : "...I went back with a girl named aspen. She said she lived in Asheville and drove down for work. I hear Asheville is a hippy town so I believe this may be true as she smelled like she didn't use deodorant. The dance could best be described as an air dance, which might have been best due to the smell..."