Hi! I couldn't get laid in high school or college....

.... strippers want to be with me.

I thought you were trying to say "strippers want to rob me"!

That would have been brilliant!

Fuck that faggot RickyBoy!

To easy.JO69.

Ahem...

I got plenty of pussy in high school and college and CHOOSE to bang strippers because they won't show up on my door step to talk to my wife, and they don't mind when I give them a fake name.

Thank you.

Yea me too,got plenty of it back then. I just got old and fat and now bang strippers!

Strippers want to robe me. Sometimes, they slippers and PJ me also

Funny. I thought he meant to type "stripper want to rope me". Bondage? Lynching?

I think Hugh Hefner said that first: "Strippers want my robe...."

"Strippers want to robe me. Sometimes, they slippers and PJ me also"

Brilliant!

"strippers want to robe me"

I thought he left out "dis". Strippers want to disrobe me.

But that doesn't really make any sense. It should be the other way around

Of course, sharkhunter would say, "alien strppers want to probe me"

"Of course, sharkhunter would say, "alien strppers want to probe me" "

Brilliant!

I didn't get any pussy in high school, but I've made up for lost time.

^^^^ there is nothing wrong with being a late bloomer!!!!

You do know that it is part of strippers' job description to want to be with you, right?

Awesome! Paying for pussy. A man's job.

Yes Meat72, I think you've characterized much of what is going on with TUSCL.

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/

I'm sorry. It does get harder to get laid later on in life, what with marriage and kids, also not to mention the whole atmosphere of responsibility as you get older discourages free love.

Carry on all you studs that can throw down a few Benjamin's to prove you're the manly type. Father Time has worked us all closer to death, so reap what you sew!