Where does the lunacy end?

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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
STRATFORD (AP) — An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery.


Police tell the Connecticut Post (http://bit.ly/1glTcJX ) they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg's home.

Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house.

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@rjc357 if this is correct, they still so casually talked about this over drinks which I admit, puts them in a very defensive role. They should know better than to talk with virtual strangers. Now they will be asking us supporters for money.
JAMESARNESS
AT 4:34 PM JULY 29, 2015
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Berg was charged with public indecency and second-degree breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond and is due in Superior Court on Aug. 5.

He did not immediately return a phone call Wednesday from the Associated Press seeking comment.

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This story has been corrected to show Berg's first name is Wallace not Wallege.

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motorhead
9 years ago
Just like me, a little bush turns him on
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mikeya02
9 years ago
one in the hand is worth two in the bush
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
That's really funny. I'm putting him on the PL of the year award nominee.

Personally I do t think there's any limit to the things that some desperate PL somewhere will fuck.
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PhantomGeek
9 years ago
Well, that's one way to get back to nature.
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patothetrix
9 years ago
Or one way to be ONE with nature haha
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4got2wipe
9 years ago
"one in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Brilliant!
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likes2look
9 years ago
I hope that wasn't poison ivy!
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DoctorPhil
9 years ago
for being a middle-aged guy he wasn’t very bright
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warhawks
9 years ago

Fuck that shrub....
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