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10 years ago

Where does the lunacy end?

STRATFORD (AP) — An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery.

Police tell the Connecticut Post (bit.ly ) they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg's home.

Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house.

cComments @rjc357 if this is correct, they still so casually talked about this over drinks which I admit, puts them in a very defensive role. They should know better than to talk with virtual strangers. Now they will be asking us supporters for money. JAMESARNESS AT 4:34 PM JULY 29, 2015 ADD A COMMENTSEE ALL COMMENTS 30

Berg was charged with public indecency and second-degree breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond and is due in Superior Court on Aug. 5.

He did not immediately return a phone call Wednesday from the Associated Press seeking comment.

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This story has been corrected to show Berg's first name is Wallace not Wallege.

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motorhead

Just like me, a little bush turns him on

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mikeya02

one in the hand is worth two in the bush

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JohnSmith69

That's really funny. I'm putting him on the PL of the year award nominee.

Personally I do t think there's any limit to the things that some desperate PL somewhere will fuck.

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PhantomGeek

Well, that's one way to get back to nature.

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patothetrix

Or one way to be ONE with nature haha

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4got2wipe

"one in the hand is worth two in the bush"

Brilliant!

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likes2look

I hope that wasn't poison ivy!

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DoctorPhil

for being a middle-aged guy he wasn’t very bright

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warhawks

Fuck that shrub....

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