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Getting ready for the weekend

I just pulled a pile of Benjamins out of my wall safe and took an 8-ball of cocaine up my nose.

I figured I'd check in on my super-rich friend mikey that has totally driven in a Porsche at least once. You can tell by his amazing ability to recognize a Porsche when I show him mine in a picture. Yes mikey, I could tell how super-rich you are when you called me out on that picture. I'm rolling my eyes now poor boy.

I'm going to have to stop typing when the tatted up blond hooker with big fake tits comes over to share my cocaine and fuck me for $1200. So I'll just give you a little window into my life so you can understand why I do so many drugs. Do you losers know why I do so many drugs? Because I'm rich enough to.

Of course, cocaine is vasoconstrictive so it should, on paper, impede any male's ability to get and maintain an erection. But I've had sex on coke many many times but the erection is rarely as hard as if there was no cocaine in the mix. And the whore on her way over is super hot and I know I'm going to get an erection that could cut glass. Chew on that poor boy.

On the other, methamphetamine has a very opposite effect. I party with adderall and desoxyn on occasion and I can and have fucked for hours with great hard on and no viagra on that stuff. I even got a boner when I fucked mikey's grandmother.

As far as mdma goes...sex really isn't my number one priority when rolling. Touching feels good but it's an emotional experience not really a sexual one.

Got to go now. There's a whore at the door and my dick is diamond hard.

14 comments

  • warhawks
    9 years ago

    Only one song to play for this:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G-FpHV3xCJ…
  • RossVa
    9 years ago
    ignore
  • Lone_Wolf
    9 years ago
    Lol! Great stuff.
  • l_MN
    9 years ago
    RossVa you dumbass why are you telling me that you're ignoring me? Like I care you stupid loser. You're just jealous that I have an 8-ball of cocaine up my nose and a hooker with fake DD's in the bathroom getting ready for me. What a fucking loser. I probably spend more in one night than you make all year.
  • l_MN
    9 years ago
    In fact, I just went into the bathroom, slapped my hookers tits for a few minutes, took a piss, and then I wiped my ass with a few Benjamins and flushed them. Didn't have to do that, but I figured I'd do it to show losers like you what it's like to be a real man.

    Now I'm going to let the MDMA I gave the hooker kick in and shove my rock hard dick so far down her throat that it pokes out her belly button. I bet you losers have never done that.

    At least Lone_Wolf recognizes greatness. Good for you.
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    It's good to see you back - rolling your face off!
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    It's obvious you're a current member. LMN showed a screensaver pic of a Ferrari. Get your facts straight. And he was funnier than you.
  • ATACdawg
    9 years ago
    Missed you while you did your time in Raiford, LMN!
  • Bavarian
    9 years ago
    I actually miss the real LMN's stories
  • jester214
    9 years ago
    LMN and LNM were much better.
  • rockstar666
    9 years ago
    This is a joke, right?
    Pointless bragging is not cool.
    Please go away now.
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    "LMN and LNM were much better."

    I heard part of LMN's plea agreement was he couldn't be within 500 feet of any schools and no internet access.
  • crsm27
    9 years ago
    He already blew through his trust account and he is now bragging to his cellmates about his cars and drug habit and how he had all the hookers and strippers after him.... while he is wearing the wig and lipstick and bubba is behind him. HAHA
  • sclvr5005
    9 years ago
    Sad poser.
    Ignored.
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