Getting ready for the weekend

I just pulled a pile of Benjamins out of my wall safe and took an 8-ball of cocaine up my nose.

I figured I'd check in on my super-rich friend mikey that has totally driven in a Porsche at least once. You can tell by his amazing ability to recognize a Porsche when I show him mine in a picture. Yes mikey, I could tell how super-rich you are when you called me out on that picture. I'm rolling my eyes now poor boy.

I'm going to have to stop typing when the tatted up blond hooker with big fake tits comes over to share my cocaine and fuck me for $1200. So I'll just give you a little window into my life so you can understand why I do so many drugs. Do you losers know why I do so many drugs? Because I'm rich enough to.

Of course, cocaine is vasoconstrictive so it should, on paper, impede any male's ability to get and maintain an erection. But I've had sex on coke many many times but the erection is rarely as hard as if there was no cocaine in the mix. And the whore on her way over is super hot and I know I'm going to get an erection that could cut glass. Chew on that poor boy.

On the other, methamphetamine has a very opposite effect. I party with adderall and desoxyn on occasion and I can and have fucked for hours with great hard on and no viagra on that stuff. I even got a boner when I fucked mikey's grandmother.

As far as mdma goes...sex really isn't my number one priority when rolling. Touching feels good but it's an emotional experience not really a sexual one.

Got to go now. There's a whore at the door and my dick is diamond hard.