10 yrs ago · 1 min read
This is worth spending a few minutes with. Its logic is inescapable. It analyzes women along the hot axis (the one you're familiar with -- our 10 scale) against the crazy axis (which, you understand, starts at 4, because, of course, there's no such thing as a woman who's not at least a 4 crazy).
Watch it and be enlightened:
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This shirt has a prosthetic hand (a variety of skin tones available!) AND a jizz/splash guard to enable you to spank on the sly. When LDK is too risky, here's the ultimate in safe ITC experiences! http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/13/theres-now-a-special-shirt-that-lets-you-secretly-masturbate-wherever-you-are-5879157/ There's even a TV-worthy…
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<http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/why-prince-was-a-hero-to-strippers.html?mid=fb-share-thecut> d'oh! forgot to put the link in before . . . .
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<http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/04/why-prince-was-a-hero-to-strippers.html?mid=fb-share-thecut> brains and, well, a former Market Street Cinema girl (which means . . . )
Even if we don't get credit, it would be nice to review as I was about to, but it has only been 2 or 3 weeks since the last. Or should I wait till 30 days from prior…
I like hero hair, her bikini with the yellow stars and her shoes 👠 :D
The new design is very difficult to read
My eyes my eyes It was perfect yesterday Why????
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That was so fucking funny! Made my day.
very funny! "where your car gets keyed" + Strippers = definitely danger zone
..... and the unicorn zone of girls that do not exist!
saw that on facebook. LOVED IT
That was a good laugh. I wonder if JS69 realizes his DS is in the Danger Zone. And I also have to wonder just why that guy was wearing a gun. Too much experience in the No-Go and Danger Zones maybe?
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