Who would you like to do an AMA? And who would be willing to do one?

And when I said "poster" I was thinking of a customer and not a dancer! Given the way most posters react to dancers I think we know the answer to the "would you like a dancer to do an AMA?" question!

That said my comments about personal safety go double there! All it takes for a seriously non-brilliant day is one guy that decides he's going to create a problem! :(

American Medical Association? You want to do the whole thing?

Some strippers would do the entire AMA if given the chance.

We are all figments of our imaginations, ergo, no problemos.

I checked the glossary here to see if AMA (ask me anything) was in there and it's not. But cock-block/clam-jam is in the glossary now. Good job, Lopaw!

"We are all figments of our imaginations, ergo, no problemos."

Brilliant!

It would always be dancers, of course. Most of them don't have headline names.

Of course I'd be especially interested in some of the Tijuana club dancers and street hookers.

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@san_jose_idiot- we all know that you're a fucktard, but apparently you're blind too. The question was asked of those that ACTUALLY POST HERE on TUSCL. How many TJ whores post here? You really are a moron.

Unless I knew the dancer personally I really don't have any incisive questions I need answered. As for PL's....who cares. Although I would love to hang with farmerart for a while as this guy knows the ropes.

It's hard to ask a lesbian over 19 a question she hasn't already heard many times. Lopaw seems very cool. If you ask her anything, I'd guess your worst-case scenario is getting a "fuck off" that she'd type with a big grin on her face.

My hero Motörhead.

JS69 would be a good read too

"It's hard to ask a lesbian over 19 a question she hasn't already heard many times. Lopaw seems very cool. If you ask her anything, I'd guess your worst-case scenario is getting a "fuck off" that she'd type with a big grin on her face."

I wasn't really thinking of salacious questions, although I suppose some people will ask them if it is really AMA!

The thing that interests me more is the appeal of the hypermasculinized world of strip clubs! Does she sort of block out the men being idiots part or does she find it humorous? Probably a bit of each!

And posting here is an odd choice, given the undercurrent of homophobia! Now, I've never thought that the "rickdugan is a fag" stuff was homophobia per se, just a sort of generalized insult! And some of the anti-gay marriage threads are just generational in my opinion! But still, this is a bit of an odd place for a female customer! I'm just more interested in her thoughts on things like that!

The reality is that there are plenty of places to read salacious stories and putting anybody, regardless of whether they are gay or straight, in a position where they feel compelled to "perform" by telling about their sexual exploits is non-brilliant! Some people enjoy the performace, like JohnSmtih69, but that's their choice!

The thing that I find interesting is the fish out of water aspect! ;)

Plus, when it comes to sexual exploits, we all know that everything on TUSCL is a work of fiction! Says so right on the web page!

And I don't care as long as it is brilliant fiction! ;)

Everything here is a work of fiction? hmmm, I might need to get more creative but keep it believable.

I once looked at some free sleep porn sites. I thought fantasy sleep porn was probably better than reality though. You can't get a bj with the girl asleep unless she's like some of my relatives sleepwalking or doing things in their sleep. then there is the danger what if she thinks she's not sucking on a Popsicle but suddenly thinks it's a hot dog? ouch.

AMA, definition, Ask Me Anything, for those that still haven't figured it out.

I've been fortunate enough to actually meet lopaw and see her in action in a club. An AMA with her would be fun but I doubt that she'd go for it.

@4got2wipe- I'm not too interested in an actual AMA, but I will address your musings:

First off I've never been made to feel alienated or like a "fish out of water" here on TUSCL. I am here like any other SC monger is, sharing stories and experiences. I've never considered it odd. I've never even thought about it, to be honest.

And I'm not sure what you mean by "men being idiots"? How are they being idiots? With the exception of the rude or fucktard ones, we are all there for the same thing, so we are all pretty much acting the same way. But I generally ignore the other customers just like most of you all do, so I don't involve myself in their behavior nor pay any attention to them. I am rhere to see the dancers, not the customers. And I'd hardly call a SC "hypermasculinized ". With all of the pussy wandering around the club I'd say it was pretty evenly balanced.

And lastly- certain posters fling out homophobic stuff here like an orangutan throws its own feces. Those who do that I have put on ignore ages ago.

I hope that answered your questions, 4got!

@sclvr5005- see you around the COI! ;)

Life must be different in other strip clubs. I see so many females visiting with others, you wouldn't even know it was a strip club crowd if everyone went somewhere else.

I thought it was only chimps that pooped in their hand and threw it. This site is more educational than PBS, and founder skips all the endless, undignified begging for money. He never once asked us to remember TUSCL in our wills.