Disappointing afternoon
After an interesting visit to another club in the area I decided to stop by the big kahuna. The club is huge and it has a fenced off and gated parking lot no concerns about security despite the neighborhood the place is in. I went inside the club is huge with multiple stages a big bar and lots of lights it's very posh and well appointed and I felt very comfortable TVs are playing a mix of porn and sports news. Strangely a lot of porn was porn I recognized and I'm not sure what that says about me probably that I'm a pervert but you already know that since I'm giving a review here. I went to the bar and ordered a beer for seven dollars expensive but so be it. There were only about four dancers on shift moderately attractive but not heartstoppers one of them approached me and asked for a drink I bought it for her and it was $12 very expensive but it was OK for the company she spoke to me for a while and then suggested we go back to the dance rooms and offered $100 for a 15 minute deal I figured that wasn't a bad deal so headed on back. The problem was since it was an afternoon the songs are long and if I gone with the song right I would've been in for the same amount of time but for $75 as dances are 25 each. We went back to the bed dance area and while comfortable The dance was lame Sunny a mid 30s blonde with a nice natural breasts allowed me to touch but the grind was intermittent at best and a lot of times you just stop and lay on top of me for a little bit and talk to me about things which is fine except I paid for the grant. Dance was lame and I left feeling a bit ripped off however when I watch the stage show of another dancer she was pretty interactive for each dollar and I felt like I may have just gotten a dud for a dancer. One funny note is in the bathrooms over the urinals there's a flyer talking about how the club is one of the best in the country and uses the TUSCL rankings to justify that . On the whole, I like the place and would go again I don't live in the St. Louis area but I will certainly try to visit on another time. Monday afternoons just seem to be a bad choice.
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