How to Choose a Wife
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A wealthy young man decided it was time to get married. He found 3 young ladies who had good potential, and he gave each of them $5000 to see what they would do with the money.
The first young lady spent the money on beauty treatments and clothes, making herself even more attractive. The second young lady used the money to enroll in college and improve her mind. The third young lady studied the stock market, invested the money and turned a tidy profit.
Which girl did the young man choose to be his wife?
The one with the biggest tits.
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last commentThat's the criteria I'd use too...
It's a trick question. Why would a wealthy guy settle down with one woman?
Why risk his wealth with a marriage?
well hes a dumbass. if he picks the one that studied stock market he would be even more wealthy.
That sounds like a better system than the one I used to pick my ex wife. :)
I was told once to pick the one that you could put her nipples in your ears. That way you can hear your gun go off
At least the guy knows how to keep it simple – no need to complicate things :)
If I ever marry a woman again she must be a sexual freak with big natural tits.
Does that make me superficial?
Marriage is s great institution.
But I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Shadowcat, your mistake was picking an ex-wife! And not a wife. :)
No, JS69, being superficial makes you superficial :)
That reminds me of the old joke:
Wife: Do these pants make my ass look big?
Husband: No, your giant ass makes your ass look big!
"If I ever marry a woman again..."
Um, John, did you want to rephrase that? Or are you keeping your options open?
PhantomGeek,
Anyone can "marry" any one or thing these days!
Lol! Yep that about summarizes it.
PhatomGeek: "Um, John, did you want to rephrase that? Or are you keeping your options open?"
Marry? He's sure is a persistent bugger who can't take a hint after SJG has already down multiple of his date requests.
No not keeping any options open. Just inartful wording.
Dougster. I'm sorry. I know you get jealous when people talk to your lover boy.
Isn't there a version of that joke in Deuteronomy?