How to Choose a Wife
jackslash
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A wealthy young man decided it was time to get married. He found 3 young ladies who had good potential, and he gave each of them $5000 to see what they would do with the money.
The first young lady spent the money on beauty treatments and clothes, making herself even more attractive. The second young lady used the money to enroll in college and improve her mind. The third young lady studied the stock market, invested the money and turned a tidy profit.
Which girl did the young man choose to be his wife?
The one with the biggest tits.
The first young lady spent the money on beauty treatments and clothes, making herself even more attractive. The second young lady used the money to enroll in college and improve her mind. The third young lady studied the stock market, invested the money and turned a tidy profit.
Which girl did the young man choose to be his wife?
The one with the biggest tits.
17 comments
That's the criteria I'd use too...
Why risk his wealth with a marriage?
But I'm not ready for an institution yet.
That reminds me of the old joke:
Wife: Do these pants make my ass look big?
Husband: No, your giant ass makes your ass look big!
Um, John, did you want to rephrase that? Or are you keeping your options open?
Anyone can "marry" any one or thing these days!
Marry? He's sure is a persistent bugger who can't take a hint after SJG has already down multiple of his date requests.
Dougster. I'm sorry. I know you get jealous when people talk to your lover boy.