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I have to cancel

"I have to cancel." No, that is not a text a stripper sent to me about today's OTC. It is the text I sent to her. Last night in the club an OTC meeting sounded great. But I…

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Brilliant parody site!

I wasn't aware of this parody site until JohnSmith69 linked to the story about Donald Trump's wig being endangered monkey hair! It's brilliant! http://nationalreport.net/mike-rowe-helps-promote-skilled-sex-trades/

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Happy Friday let me know what ya think :)

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Politics

Who is the Bigger AssClown: Donald Trump or RickyBoy?

Thoughts on the matter?

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Houston 2AMer

HOUSTON (KTRK) -- A man died after he was shot early this morning inside a strip club in southeast Houston. The shooting happened at The Lounge Plaza Men's Club in the 12300 block of Gulf Freeway near Fuqua Street just after…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Pretty good for TC

This remains a "better than you would expect" club for Traverse City. Visited on a recent Thursday evening. Cover was $25, more than typical for a Thursday, but a feature act was performing. Have to…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

Seems to be a decline in mileage

Not sure why I stop in this club every few months (other than it is close by and I keep hoping it may improve). Five dancers on staff and five customers in the house.…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Pretty good way to waste a few hours

Took a few hits off the vape and headed inside. It was one of those times with not too many guys there and had the "place where everyone knows your name" vibe. The…

Pink Rhino

Phoenix, Arizona

Pink Rhino raided by Phoenix PD

Not really a review but may be of interest. The club was closed Thursday night when I drove by because: Pink Rhino Strip club raided As reported on most media, Pink Rhino, new LUX nightclub on…

Little Darlings

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Very nice

This club is gorgeous, the prettiest club in OKC by far. When you walk in, it is a vast expanse of red velvet and strip club lighting. Very sexy. They have lots of plush chairs…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Worth a visit..Just Relax and Enjoy the RIDE

I stop by the EI..in my Nelly voice.. EI,EI, Uh-Ohhhhh!..usual on Sat around 3 or 4. It is best to get there before 4 to get a good seat(the seats on the wall without arms…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

This club is going down hill fast.

I hadn't been to this club in a while, so I went to give it a shot again. I normally like going here because it is a good value and waitress don't bug you all…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

This place is the best !

Value for money ! Sexy Women ! Cheap Alcohol and Amazing dances. This club has everything a value for money strip club what have. It is located in a small town but they have dancers…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Best strip club around!

I visited for the first time on my 21st bday. I was one of the only women there the whole night but I didn't feel uncomfortable in the slightest! The girls gave me my own…

Hamilton Strip

Hamilton, Ontario

Pleasant and enjoyable club

The strip club location is in a easily approachable location and common transportation like the hsr buses is available to travel there. The wait staff there need to improve their attitude because the patron there…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

get a vaccine first

First time and last time there. Place is a front for prostitution, tried to grab my junk the minute I walked in. Not one dancer. Two other guys, one getting a hand job right…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Nice surprise in Canton

I recently had moved back to the area, and was working nearby the club so i decided to stop in to check it out. It was about 3 PM on a Thursday, and i…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

afternoon visit

Ive been to this location twice now on my way home from an event. the first time was awesome. Management knew there was going to be an a larger group coming in so they added…

Great club and experience

Decided to try out Lido Room the other night with a buddy after signing up for their email list. The club was on the second floor of a restaurant near rock center. We were surprised…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Very friendly

As a newbie to strip clubs, I was pleasantly surprised. You hear about how bouncers are nasty, people look tough, and the dancers are just there for money. While the latter part is true -…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Dont waste your time

Stopped in yesterday afternoon for a beer after reading a new review stating that they upgraded a bit. What a disappointment this was. Still the same people on staff and the bartender is nice and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Tuesday Night at the Sahara

My friend and I stopped in here on a random Tuesday night. The place is much smaller inside then it looks in the pictures. The cover charge is $10 and the first (non-alcoholic)…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Disappointed

Thought I would try this as I had a good experience last year here. Theme has changed. About half country music and the other half a mixture. Waitresses in short cut offs. Dancers seemed to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Still my go to club Follies rarely disappoints

Still my go to club Follies rarely disappoints. I arrived around 12:30, which is my standard. No valet and free entry other than tipping the door girl. Sat down with a beer…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Reunion

Have not been here in a year or two and decided to give it another trip. Interior had not changed much and the girls still like to gather in one of the corner booths.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Disappointed

I've been to Club Risque on the Delaware many times. Last year, I would go about once per month. After an 9 month absence or so, circumstances allowed me to return. I've…

Rick's Sporting Saloon

New Orleans, Louisiana

More Quarter Cruising

After checking out some music on the other end of Bourbon Street I was walking back to my hotel and decided to rest a bit in the club. Nice clean club and lots of…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

About What I Expected ....

A few weeks ago I made an evening visit to Leather & Lace-Gastonia. This club serves as MAL headquarters and as such I was required to purchase a yearly membership ($20). The membership…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

Visited again

Decided to go back to the studio, and it was even better than the first time i went. There were 2 dancers on staff one was a thin white brunette and the other was a…

Stiletto's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Wrong turn could have had a happy ending

OK, continued my stroll down the street and went into this place, thinking it was Temptations. Realized as soon as I was inside that I had gone in the wrong club, but decided WTH.…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Saving the best for last

This place has pretty much been my go to club in the FQ. The floor is cramped but you can around without too much trouble. I got a seat near the street side…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, Wisconsin

First time to Diamond Jims

Was out to Janesville for a business meeting and had seen some billboards along the interstate advertising this joint. Myself as well as a few colleagues decided to check it out after our meeting .…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

first time ever...

This was the 1st time I ever went to a strip club. Strip clubs were never "my thing", but I was in New Orleans for a few days, walking down Bourbon St and I just…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Guaranteed

Was on my way down to AC for a night of gambling decided to make the stop at PH for a quick release. This place is automatic and a guarantee of leaving smiling.…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

Not Bad

First club I visited in Morgantown and I had a good time. Good sized building, plenty of parking but a little off the beaten path. The inside needs a freshening up but has a decent…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Not too bad

Had a couple of hours to kill so I decided to see how this fine establishment was fairing. I hadn't been in quite a while, last time was several years ago when the no…

Knockouts

Hammond, Indiana

Okay if in the Area

I remember this building from the old Silver & Gold days (that place was a lot of fun) and decided to give it a try now that it is open under the Cherry’s name.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Double Play

My first trip to 8 mile in about 3 months, and it was a tad disappointing. I started out on the day shift to catch a look at talent on both shifts. There were a…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Hot dancers

I have been to a lot of clubs in the Akron/canton area, and I have to say, this club has some of the hottest girls. The problem is that they do not offer the…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

Re-visit

Well, I reviewed this club a while back and it has since been totally reworked. Figured I would update it a bit. In my last review, I claimed the physical appeal of the interior of…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Christies still has it...

It's been a few months since my visit, so consider this review somewhat dated. Based on my last visit, however, Christies is still in good shape, and definitely the place to go for a good…

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Young Strippers Appreciation Thread :-)

I love my young dancers. The rookie types. A year or two of dancing or less. I find many of them to be more genuine and less fake than some of the vets. Maybe because they haven't learned the craft…

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Nice Tits!

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Wigs...like em or not?

I was talking to my favorite red bone the other day and she came right out and told me she was wearing a blond wig. I had no idea. It was that good. She did tell me that as soon…

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Phoenix club raided

PHOENIX (KPHO/KTVK) - A notorious Valley strip club was raided by Phoenix police Thursday. Undercover detectives and patrol officers executed a search warrant at the Pink Rhino Cabaret on East Van Buren Street. Thus far police have released very little…

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Show Me An "8"

With the "Shameless Plug" below I think it's interesting how we are all over the place when it comes to rating strippers. My 8 is someone's 10, and my 8 may also be someones 6. I think agreeing…

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OT: Golden Age of TV

We are (supposedly) in a new golden age of TV. With lots of great series primarily on cable, which are better than most movies. Rivaling the old golden age of TV. These new series have clever plots,…

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Shameless plug

A former dancer I know is now doing massage (only) in the Durham, NC area. Hot, petite, tats, jet black hair amaretta.bodyrubsites.com/home TER ID: 281522

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Father-daughter weirdness

At one of the divier clubs in Indianapolis yesterday afternoon, a beautiful dancer sat down with me and start discreetly playing with my dick under the table, telling me how glad she was that I wore shorts and how glad…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Return to the Days of Hawaii Theater....

I think this place is resurging from a period of weak lineups to go with the obnoxious drink push. On two visits in three weeks, saw a variety of "new" girls who look good…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Ripped Off

I came in the club during a Wednesday Evening and see mid grade talent. The happy hour special is now gone. Beers used to be $5 from 5pm to 9pm now its from 3pm to…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Another interesting night at the Hole

Visited 19th Hole again to see what was new. Had a great assortment of entertainers, many newer ones were there, but they were not so great looks-wise. Was preyed upon by all as they collected…

Diamond Dolls

Syracuse, New York

This club has changed a lot

This club has changed a lot over the years, though the same can be said for other clubs in Syracuse. It used to have alcohol and two stages. It was active with a…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Afternoon

SR is a classy appearing place. Like a high end cruise ship lounge with poles. The girls on the afternoon shift are a mixed bag. Some genuinely stunning ladies, some over the hill lifers, some…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Great night out

We had been in Vegas for a couple of nights and were bored in Bellagio. Since this is the only fully nude club that serves alcohol, we decided to give it a try. The driver…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Odd Layout

Went the Sugars while in town on a business trip, after hitting up a couple other clubs. This is one of the better clubs to visit in San Antonio, and easy to get to…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Could possibly be a nice place, but our experience was not good.

My wife and I went to Minneapolis for a weekend getaway. We decided to hit Rick's as their website made it seem like a pretty classy gentlemen's club, where a guy and his wife…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens

Kittens Cabaret in Georgetown has the potential to be one of the greatest clubs in the Seattle area if not for one small detail: Its in Georgetown. If this club were physically transplanted…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Not as good as usual

So I stopped by Paradise recently on a Thursday night. Had a free text admission pass so got in for $5 with a drink. Not a bad deal. Without a pass, it is $15 to…

Bare Assets

Jacksonville, Florida

No.

Wow. Worst and shortest strip club visit in my life. The club is located across the street from the Budweiser plant in an industrial part of town. Reminds me of the strip clubs off Fulton Industrial…

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

Tonight could have been better...

I arrived at the club around 9:30 and the place was dead. I paid the $5 cover and went to sit down. The only guys were on pervert's row, and there were hardly any dancers…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Back to foxy's

First time back here in six months. Not much has changed. A lot of familiar faces. You can get some action in VIP but some of the girls are asking crazy prices, meanwhile they aren't…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Long wait

Place was crowded and there were a lot of dancers working. Sat down and got a beer. With in 5 minutes an older dancer named Eva (I think I know her from The Ballpark) came…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

After a very disappointing visit to Olympic Garden, I found my way over to the Cheetah

After a very disappointing visit to Olympic Garden, I found my way over to the Cheetah. I have gone there in the past, when I have been in las vegas. I was with…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This place has had a steady decline over the last several years

This place has had a steady decline over the last several years. It used to be the best in Houston. Beautiful girls. Lots of fun. Always a good time. Recently, while there are still…

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

First visit to Passions was great

After having read the many reviews here about Passions, I thought I knew what to expect. Some parts of my visit a few weeks back were what I expected, and some weren't. First, the layout. I've…

Club K5 Relax

Prague, Czechia

B.Day Party at K5 Relax Club Prague

Hello everyone, First , being new , as a good host I introduce my self : my name is Manuel , I just turned 33 years ( today ) , a do decent job (which…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

First time in a long time

I used to visit Vic's quite regularly back in the early 2000's while I was a reservist at Maguire. I'm in town visiting friends so I made a return trip this past Thursday. I arrived…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Fun, modern classy club!

So I was here on a Wednesday afternoon. The club atmosphere was updated recently and it looks very nice with neon lights and just the right ambience setting. The bartender and waitresses were courteous enough…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

No Dancers

This club is very easy to get to, about three minutes off of the interstate out in the country. It's an older building with big parking safe gravel parking lot. I stopped at about 2:00…

Mirage Night Club

Houston, Texas

Don't waste your time and money

I visited this place only time on a Thursday shortly after noon and my first impression was this place is a dump. Girls ugly and tenacious about selling lady drinks. Bartender was rude and one…

Crazy Horse

Brook Park, Ohio

Killing time

Flew into the Cleveland Airport and was staying at a nearby hotel, so figured this might be a nice place to enjoy a few drinks. Club was fairly small in size with the main…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, Texas

Decent venue... Could use some maintenance

My wife & I visited the club on a Friday night. Security outside the front door doing body searches was a little creepy... Cover charge was $20 each with very reasonable cost for set-ups... It…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Ho Hum

As usual a pleasant greeting when entering and I arrived before having to pay the cover. On a late afternoon this place can feel like a ghost town since it appears to be large…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

THEIFS

BEWARE, I am a female, this bar is across the street from my resort, they first of all would not let me in until I came back with a man. I was there for maybe…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Not A Bad Place

My girlfriend and I visited the club and while not overwhelmed, it was a good experience. Cocktails were a bit pricey and the waitress seems to frequently short change me and always kept silver.…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Always have a good time here

I do not visit strip clubs as frequently as I used to, but when I get the urge, I usually come to Players. I find that Thursday afternoons always seem to have a lot…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Location, location, location

Arrived in Denver for a bachelor party and we checked our group of 10 into the Embassy Suites downtown. As we walked out the front door of the hotel we were staring directly at the…

Bar Gau Gau

Puerto Peñasco, Sonora

would revisit

i was a in RP on 4th of July weekend with a few buddys... stopped by around 11pm on Friday night. A little slow... maybe 20 patrons, and saw about 10 girls working.…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Not as bad as I expected

I went in apprehensive considering some of the reviews I have read. I sat in the back corner and it took a couple of minutes before I was able to get my $5 beer. There…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

New info

I was in the mood for something different, so I decided to hit some Monday afternoon action. Not the best day for clubbing, but value seeking was rewarded. Upon arrival I found cover to be…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Not bad for Knoxville

I spent a couple of hours here on a Monday night, and had a pretty good time. I am from Lexington, and am somewhat spoiled by the clubs there, and the fact that you…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Shady Place... Mostly Worth It

Felt like I was in Mexico. The patrons, the music, the low quality of furniture all made me feel that way. Overall most girls were average, with some at far extremes. The grossest one was…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Great friendly place to bring girlfriends

I am a female who has patronized many stripclubs and can say from experience they are not equally friendly to women. I had a great time at DV with a guy friend of mine.…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Diamond in the Rugf

I don't know Spanish very well, which will help you if you come to this club. The language barrier can be bridged by money and sex, but I am only after sensual dances. Since I'm…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Mixed review.

Gents, I've been making my rounds of the clubs in Jacksonville and have decided to finally lend some reviews through my journey. I've checked out Sinsations 4x in the last 4 weeks at different times…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

One very friendly dancer

The minuses: The place charges a cover / drink minimum during the day, when there's two other customers and four total dancers. Why? Girls don't know how to dance. They just twerk. Hate that. No…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

MUCH BETTER THAN A YEAR AGO

This was my second visit to Teasers. My first time was last year and I left after about 40 minutes since no dancer was attractive. That was then, but last week was an…

Baby Dolls

Abilene, Texas

jags tye

I haven't been to the jags in abeline in a couple of years, they were having super tuesday for the month of july on every tuesday so i said what the hell it's only two…

Spice Lounge

Waldorf, Maryland

Closet club to my house

I went to this sport for the first time Saturday night. The girls was first shy when I walked in. I had to go up to them to talk to get the prices for a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Now on my go-to list

I visited this club on a Tuesday evening about 6:00pm. It seemed that it was shift change because I saw girls both leaving and entering the club, but there were only a few on…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Great time at TJ's

Another flight to LA, and decided this time to visit Disneyland where I hadn't been for a long time. So what does that have to do with this review you may ask?…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Breecia is back.

I got there in the evening on a Wednesday and wasn't certain I was going to pay to stay. I don't really know the night crew and, from what I've experienced, they upsell extras…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Quick Trip

Stopped in on a Friday shortly after they opened. There was a cute African American girl outside and greeted as I walked up. She asked if I wanted to have some fun and…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

smokey

not the best club. went in looking for a few drinks with a view around 8pm. could hardly breathe with all of the smoke. sat at the main bar. bartender was…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

turned out to be fun

got there at the beginning of the late shift. Initially there were 4 dancers but 1 other checked in while I was there. Only 2 customers including myself. I'm not going to get into the…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Time Warp

Took the drive across the river to visit a club I hadn't been to in many years. As the saying goes, nothing ever stays the same...at Hollywood that is not true. It has…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Good dancer to customer ratio

Late afternoon visit. The club wasnt as crowded as the lot made it seem. Valet was quick to park the car. This club alwats has a nice selection of ladies, all varieties, and for the miss…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

gone to heaven with one Angel

I planned to do a little strip club hopping across southern Michigan and Indiana but this turned out to be my second and last stop. I think it was about 4 or 5 when…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Just keeps going on and on and on ....

My second review of the PH; one of my ATF. Its like the Energizer bunny ... it keeps going and going and going. However unlike a bottle of fine wine, does NOT get better with…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

VIP Action... Extras to be had

I will start with the meat and potatoes - if you want to know about the layout etc read on further. I was in town for training and had that itch so decided to hit…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Keep your expectations in check

I've visited this club on numerous occasions. This most recent visit was the same as any other. The girls, including, the bartenders are, for the most part, extremely pleasant. I didn't stay long, but while…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

I had never checked out Scores when it was Polekatz, but figured since it was close to Temptations I'd give it a try

I had never checked out Scores when it was Polekatz, but figured since it was close to Temptations I'd give it a try. The parking lot was surprisingly full for a Sunday night. Paid a…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Tale of two Victoria's

Upscale, but very expensive club. I was astounded at the high level of beauty amongst the dancers- I am picky, but easily would have been happy with getting dances from perhaps 15 of them (usually,…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise on Friday Dayshift ($100 VIP day)

I stopped by in the early afternoon of a Friday to Paradise because they have $100 VIP on Fridays during the day. Even with a free admission it costs $5 for the drink. I talked…

Larry's Villa

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Villa

I found Larry's Villa on accident looking for a place to use the restroom. It was during the day so I knew I had to come back at night. When I went back…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Good Summer Visits

This series of vacation visits (besides being good) was an interesting microcosm of the stripclub world. My cross section of dancers chosen for laps/VIPS illustrates the high turnover rate of the industry in that I…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

A chill place

Talk about a relaxed atmosphere, this is the most chill club I have been to. I came here on a Wednesday evening at about 7, no cover at this time. Mostly older folk with a…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Consistent High Quality With Minor Cosmetic Changes

First visit in about a year, and set-up has changed just a bit. Same split-half adult novelty store and half strip club separated by opaque inner glass door to the strip club. There is now…

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Sex ITC (in the car)

This is a new one to me. Stripper acquaintance is desperate for $ to take her kids on summer vacation and wants to do OTC. We have done several in the past. I support single moms of…

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An OTC thread from the SW perspective

So I have this regular who is awesome. He is my first and only regular for about 2 months now and spends a ton...a ton...on me when he comes see me about 3 times a week. We get along. He's…

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What the fuck ?

Was bored and looking thru SW for some laughs. A dancer posted a thread abut getting a particular type of tattoo but she said other people told her not to get it b/c the particular one she wanted was a…

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How to handle terrorists

Two different approaches. Which is best? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FfKGUF9uDxU

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Monkey business

When i was in my vacation in europe i dressed in a monkey suit and threw chocolate pudding out of my hotel room window

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I know most of you hate lawyers but ....

At first I thought this was going to be the typical teacher fucks student and gets charged with a crime story. But this one is different. http://dailym.ai/1JxI835 First, I admire the guy's taste in young women. Second, I…

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Please fix the website

I sat down to write a review this morning and something happened causing the review to disappear while I was writing it and I could not get it back. I was at least twenty minutes into writing it and I…

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Dancers always looking for regulars

Lately when I've gotten dances from girls I haven't danced with before, they usually ask for my number afterwards. I have quite a collection of dancer numbers now. It's good to see some dancers have a good business sense, and…

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Dancer compliments

When a dancer tells you, "you're cute", do you let that shit get to your head and actually believe them? Lately I've been getting that a lot from dancers. While I'm not a bad looking guy, I just think that's a…

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Crazyjoe just sent me photos of his European vacation!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-P4gJK9Hxg8I/UJKp67C3syI/AAAAAAAACn8/npDxciLIDrY/s1600/bidet2.jpg Brilliant!

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Its a garonte

Its a garonte that when PP Greenville reopens. Security will be so strict it won't be worth going there for at least the first 2 years. what do y'all think?

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

Gone down hill

Well, it has been several years since I was last at Headliner's so a few weeks ago I had gone back with a few of my friends. Let's just say, the place has gone DOWN…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

So long vip

Don't usually come during the day let alone on a Sunday but ended up on Michigan ave. no parking fee nor cover but very few patrons in there as well. At first thought I was…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

surprised

Stopped in after dinner around 9pm. I wasn't expecting much cause its AC and I've been dissapointed before in other strip clubs. Can't understand why since there is so much corruption in this…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

Wasted Trip

I've often wondered how a place like Ron's stays in business. Every time I go past the place the lot is almost empty. I think it opens around 2pm or 4pm or something like that,…

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I will not corrupt this one

This may sound a little ridiculous and I am a bit tipsy right now, but I saw a girl tonight who was so sweet and girl-next-door ish that I could not imagine running my normal shit on her. In…

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detroit strip club vip closed

Detroit famous strip club penthouse vip curtains came down today. No more privacy and no more extra. This will be boom for the suburbs club but it will suck for the club and customers.

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Tipping

Do you guys tip a dancer after lap dances in the regular lap dance area (NOT VIP)? I mean like if you get 5 dances from her do you just pay her the 5 times how ever much a…

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The Ashley Madison Hack Cause sometimes you have to see the humor in it.

https://www.distractify.com/get-chocolate-too-1258011142.html?ts_pid=2

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Aren't you Bruce Jenner?

Lol!....Married with Children called it back in 1996... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiq-EYObkM

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There was a young woman from Calgary...

http://www.vice.com/read/catching-up-with-the-woman-from-the-calgary-stampede-threesome-as-her-strip-club-debut?utm_source=vicefbus

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Discussing politics with a stripper

I've had thousands of conversations with strippers over the years, and we've talked about a myriad of topics. But I rarely discuss politics or current events of a political nature. I keep up with current events and consider…

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Miami Gardens 2AMer

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – One person is dead, two others hospitalized after gunfire erupted at a Miami Gardens adult club. Just after 4 a.m. police received word of the shooting at the Mint Lounge at NW 187th Street and 27th Avenue. Two men…

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Starting a venture

Apparently it is best to be rich http://qz.com/455109/entrepreneurs-dont-have-a-special-gene-for-risk-they-come-from-families-with-money/?utm_source=SFFB

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NJ MAN LURES TEXAS WOMAN AND FORCES HER TO DANCE AT A STRIP CLUB

http://7online.com/news/nj-man-lures-texas-woman-and-forces-her-to-dance-at-a-strip-club/867717/

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Take off, it's the beauty way to go

A recent post from one of our favorite members got me thinking: how easy would it be for an American stripper to bug out to Canada? Seems like it would not be that hard in places like Northern…

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The Ultimate Tattoo

I found the ultimate tattoo! You know that area between the ass and pussy called the taint. I saw a lovely that had a small "?" tattooed there as there is not a lot of space there. Very sexy…

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Gonna be a good night

Gonna see the DS at her club. Gotta fantasy to ask for. Then she's mine for the whole night. Not much sleep. Then we spend tomorrow together. I love in car bjs. And it…

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Wicked Gypsy'so Avatar ...

Hot or Not?

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OT: Coworker keeps telling me about her slutty past

A long whole back mentioned this coworker who had me in her hotel room but played like all we were doing was watching T.V. together. Since I don't fuck with my employment, I didn't even come close to trying…

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Visa and Mastercard drop Backpage

Note that the sheriff of liberal corrupt Cook County Illinois is behind these credit card companies refusing to do business with Backpage. Please note that said sheriff is a democrat. Will this shut up the libs that always claim that…

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Advice

I have read many of the threads on here about OTC and other things. My CF has met me one time for dinner and then talked about OTC for a long time but always has excuses when time comes…

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Wow...old comics sure were perverted......

The one at 3:06 cracks me up....I can't believe the creators didn't know what they were doing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USjkBft0iTE

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OT: Silver Part Deux

It was around $17.16 when I posted about wanting to invest in it in May; now it's around $14.72 and I'm still waiting to pull the trigger. This would have been a 14.3 % loss as opposed to my 401K…

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remedies for erectile dysfunction

You young guys don't have to worry about this as long as you are healthy. As you get to be older it can become a problem. I can bust a nut from a HJ or BJ but without some help…

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She used me for the sex

I rarely never take a girl out who is over 30, nevermind 40. But last night I crossed the 40 threshold with a girl who was easily the hottest dancer in the club. Lush, soft and slightly curvy…

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Cheap strippers

Have you guys ever noticed how cheap the dancers as a group tend to be? I had a weird experience a while ago at a club I used to frequent that illustrates this point. I was sitting at my regular…

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Another dating site hacked.

Well Ashley Madison is in the news this morning with 37 Million users data dumped. Names, address and credit cards. Supposedly, AM charged a fee to delete users data once they were leaving the site, but…

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Have you ever wanted bling for your cat's butthole?

Now you can buy ass jewelry for cats! Twinkle Tush! http://www.break.com/article/twinkle-tush-is-bling-for-cat-butts-2873344 OK, I know this is a joke, but it's still brilliant! As long as you don't cover your cat's ass with Donald Trump's face!

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Sept Meetup in Detroit

As I mentioned about a month ago, I'd like to try to organize a tuscl meet up for late summer/early fall. The consensus several weeks ago, to the extent there is ever such a thing as a consensus here,…

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A Woman My Own Age

Sometimes I feel guilty about hanging out in strip clubs with women 30 or 40 years younger than me. I should be with a woman my own age. That woman is Christie Brinkley (61): http://www.people.com/article/christie-brinkley-bikini-italian-vacation Why won't she return my

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Chicago Heights 2AMer

A vehicle fatally struck a 25-year-old man outside a south suburban strip club early Saturday, and authorities have launched a homicide investigation. Crews responded at 4:10 a.m. to a call of a fight in the parking lot of Club 390, an…

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Plus Size (BBW) Strip Club

I am getting ready to open a plus size only strip club and wanted to know how many BBW could I get to come and do a private party to get the name out?

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Behind the (strip club) scenes

I don't usually interact w/ staff nor talk to dancers much in particular related to club biz – so I really don't know that much about the inner workings of SCs. Below is sorta an interesting behind the scenes sorta speak…

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Need Advice

Last Saturday I was at Cheeks. I was having fun for the few hours I was there but I had way too much to drink. During my last dance I had to stop midway and rush to the bathroom where…

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Bunny Ranch

Have any of you ever been to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada or know somebody personally that has? Is it worth it? Any information you can share about it like how much it costs to do certain things…

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Guns

I have a question for those of you who own and carry guns. One of the dozens of wonderful new freedoms that I have as a divorced guy is the ability to buy, own and carry guns. The…

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What did you say n.........?

Is this still an insult?....... 20 secs of TV magic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQhiZpLJtcg

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Does experience beat youth?

Yesterday I fucked this 35 year old MILF that was one of the best fucks I've ever had. It got me thinking about the other women I've fucked that were over the age of 30, the majority of those were…

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Do you like crowded busy strip clubs or one with a few empty tables?

I tend to like a club not completely full. A dancer commented on all the guys standing up at a club last night. While it's fun to see lots of dancers , it's not fun when you end…

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Cosplay done well

To keep you guys up with a stiffy as you make you way through your lazy sunday, here's were cosplay is done right. Mostly Marvel http://www.playboy.com/galleries/this-week-in-sexy-cosplay-marvel-mightiest-heroes-avengers/slide-2

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Midget dancers

Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may…

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Donald Trump Buttplug! Brilliant!

I'm not sure who would want to use this but it's still brilliant! www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/07/14/donald-trump-butt-plug_n_7796138.html

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Fucked to death

Fucked to death The first 15 minutes was in the shower. It was the greatest, most erotic, incredibly sensual shower of my life. A year ago I could not possibly have imagined that I'd ever be doing such…

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Want to Buy a Vegas Strip Club?

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/john-l-smith/buyers-line-olympic-garden-strip-club

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Salem, OR 2AMer

A man was killed and three other people were wounded early Saturday in a shooting at the Stars Cabaret near Market Street and Hawthorne Avenue NE, Salem police said. The homicide marked the second fatal shooting at a Salem strip club…

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Who is up for group sex?

AUBURN, Mass. (WHDH) - Police on Wednesday discovered an illegal sex party at an Auburn hotel when they burst into a hotel room and found 27 naked individuals. The women had been promised $5,000 to $10,000 for sex but were later told…

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Saturday afternoon clubbing

I need to club on Saturday afternoon more often. The dancer to PL ratio is great, like a Tuesday, but the dancer quality is higher than weekdays. There were at least 4 dancers I would have liked to get dances…

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Natural red heads make the best dancers.

I'm just starting this because I know one that may be reading this and I want to make brownie points. :)

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What is it about tits ?

Personally I'm fascinated by them – I could stare at a great big pair or natural tits for hours. But if I try to analyze it; they are really just 2 mounds of flesh – then why the big deal…

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Is TUSCL running slow for you tonight (Sat 7/18)?

Could be my connection – but seems other sites load up ok but TUSCL tonight sometimes loads fast and sometimes slow for me. Any issues on yo end?

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Breaking Up with a Japanese Girlfriend

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Sky Box at TC Greenville

Hey all, has any one been in the sky box at TC in Greenville? If so what is like & how does it compare to the champaine room at PP

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Sky bog at TC greenville

Hey y'all. has any one ben in the sky box at TC in Greenville, SC? If so what is like & how does it compare to the champaine room at PP

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Unsolicited dances

I imagine this has been posted b/f – even probably by me – but I read a recent review that reminded me of this. Have you ever had a dancer approach you and start flirting w/ you; or grabbing your package;…

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Juice is now approaching the poker table.........

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8473/8137803428_c5d74ed7d6_b.jpg

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What's the Difference?

What's the difference between a joke and a dick? Women don't know how to take a joke.

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Guys shed some light on this

I'm curious as to why guys have double standards when it come to girls they mess around with vs girls they marry or seriously date. Most men have a fantasy about a pornstar/dancer and would love to get into bed…

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If You Ever Wondered What Criteria They Use for Hiring Dancers

In a trial concerning 2 underage dancers, a strip club manager reveals the hiring criteria: "Asked by Assistant Attorney General Stacey Veroni what criteria he used to hire dancers, Calligano said they hired anyone who "just walked through the front door,…

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Mystery of the Butt Plug Revealed

Sometime back there was a thread or two discussing butt plugs and whether we were seeing them....some wondered what purpose they served. Well, I have it on good authority that while they may have some "ornamental" value, the real purpose…

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DoctorPhil (aka Dougster) revealed by Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)

Since coming back and deploying my ingenious system for troll identification (aka "Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)", patent pending) Dougsta has revealed himself to be none other than DoctorPhil! TUSCL has long had a troll problem. The first step to solving…

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Fun factoid: Wanda Boner worked for...

...wait for it...Colonel Harland Sanders! Check out the Colonel's FBI file (look at page 5)... https://vault.fbi.gov/Colonel%20Harlan%20Sanders/Harland%20(Colonel)%20David%20Sanders%20Part%201%20of%201/view "Wanda Boner"...like that's a real name and not some made up porno name that the Colonel made her adopt when she starred in his groov-EEE drumstick…

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A Device I Need

Did you hear that they made a device that makes driving 95% quieter? It fits right over her mouth.

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Thanking a veteran

This is totally non brilliant. Owner of a restaurant refusing service to a disabled veteran. Guy needs his ass kicked right out of business https://youtu.be/OaWu-nMrZVQ

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The price of pussy by state.

http://malcolm.whotrades.com/blog/43533838434?utm_source=idealmedia&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=post

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Follies played this in the early afternoon last wednesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM1Fqi7JiQQ It was recorded in 1959. I was sitting with a very hot 21yo at the time. She said I couldn't dance to this but it would be great in VIP. I have to agree with her. I wonder if the…

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Woman Grabs 100 Balls in Public

I think I met this girl in a strip club. http://www.playboy.com/articles/woman-tries-to-grab-100-guys-balls-in-public?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=curvideo&utm_campaign=balls

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Who likes ethnic clubs (Rickyboy)?

Assume the dollar goes further here, and according to Rickyboy's posts I bet the OTC is available almost to 40% of the dancers. So if your value is high and odds are probable, why wouldn't you be a Rickyboy and…

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Another Teacher

I know there seems to be an endless stream of cute young teachers fucking their students. But this one tops most, if not all. She sucked more dick than a stripper at an extras dive club. http://dailym.ai/1J5SYBr