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It's a small world

Went to Germany last weekend. Arrived early PM and made my way by train up to Friedrichsdorf (30 mins) on my way to Oase. Got off the train and unusually had to wait around for a taxi, anyway I was…

Club Koyote

West Terre Haute, Indiana

Been to this club a few...

Been to this club a few times. The appearance from the outside is nothing to brag about, and the area is pretty shady looking. But once you get inside, it is a pretty nice atmosphere.…

Flesh

Colton, California

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club on a number of occasions. the physical building could definitly use an upgrade carpet is worn and dirty the barstools have a little wobble and some chairs are pretty…

Rick's Cabaret Indianapolis

Indianapolis, Indiana

1st visit since August of 2014....

1st visit since August of 2014. Several changes nearly all are for the better. This was Saturday night of Indy 500 race weekend. We arrived about 10:30 and probably because of the event…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Full contact club, get a chance...

Full contact club, get a chance to rub dancer's titties right when they dance on stage. titty press for $1.. where else are you going to get that.. dollar bills go a long way here..…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Surprised how slow this place was...

Surprised how slow this place was on a holiday weekend. And the ACC baseball tourney was practically across the street. I felt sorry for the girls with no patrons. I think the ladies outnumbered the…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

This small club needs more recongition...

This small club needs more recongition because you can get a lot for your money here . The girls are friendly and actually for a Monday afternoon, not that bad looking. Average lap dance is 10…

Boobie Bungalow Gentlemen's Club

Cornersville, Tennessee

Weirdest trip to a club. Two...

Weirdest trip to a club. Two guys shooting pool on the left as I walked in. No cover and only 1 dancer on duty. I bought a couple of beers and bought one for the…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Okay so pretty much everyone who...

Okay so pretty much everyone who has reviewed this club says the same thing. It's in a strip mall, dark, the dancers aren't the greatest looking, etc. probably regurgitating the same information so they can…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

My friends band was playing at...

My friends band was playing at Brier Creek so decided to stop in before going to the show since the club had free admission until 8PM. Club was pretty dead when I arrived but had…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

The 3rd and last night of...

The 3rd and last night of my South Florida visit I went to Cheatah Pompano for the first time. I was a bit worn out from 2 previous night visits to Diamond Dolls, which were…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

This club is very filthy, the...

This club is very filthy, the bathrooms are specially a mess. They had a bunch of really cute girls but also some real porkers. In the wall it says that dances in the VIP are…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

Visited on a Friday night (Saturday...

Visited on a Friday night (Saturday morning) at about 2 AM. Valet parking at $6 required. Had a coupon for free admission (see their website). First time at this club and I…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I visited Ebony Inn on Friday...

I visited Ebony Inn on Friday night, about 1 AM, while visiting the DC area. I was very curious to try it out after reading all of the colorful descriptions. As mentioned times by others,…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Hit up Bogart's while I was...

Hit up Bogart's while I was in the Detroit area on business over the Memorial Day weekend. I'd driven by the place numerous times but never stopped instead opting for the nearby Flight Club. Yes…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

I arrived at the club...

I arrived at the club about 12:30 PM and the parking lot was surprisingly full For that time of day. It reminded me of the days the Candy Store. Back then a…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

On my way back to Athens,...

On my way back to Athens, I decided to drop in to this joint and I was pleasantly surprised! They have awesome billboards all along the highway that say, " Strippers, need we say more".…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

I pulled in the lot in...

I pulled in the lot in the back of the building, near the warehouses are, walked in the door and went to the mensroom on the left, place wasn't to busy, I walked around…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

New Locomotion late Sunday night (early...

New Locomotion late Sunday night (early Mon) Arrived a bit after 1am - not busy but good balance of dancers and customers. I had intended to get here earlier but got tied up with e-mails…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

It's been awhile (3 months) since...

It's been awhile (3 months) since my last visit but was able to slip over the boarder Sunday evening May 17th. First, the back stage area is remodeled and it's real nice. I'm…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

I frequent Christies in Tempe about...

I frequent Christies in Tempe about 2 times a month. I really like how clean club is and how nice the staff are. The table dances are 10.00 dollars and well worth the…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I decided to stop after I...

I decided to stop after I attended the Tiger/Houston baseball game before heading home. I decide to sit downstairs where my favorite bartender was working. Many of the girls were upstairs at the…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

First of all this is not...

First of all this is not a strip club. This is a lingerie show place which means different things to different people. Upon entering you are presented with the available entertainers. After…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Took a trip down to Foxxy...

Took a trip down to Foxxy on Memorial Day weekend to catch the end of the Cavs/Hawks game and meet up with one of my favorite dancers that is a regular dancer here. When…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Had a bit of time on...

Had a bit of time on a business trip driving from Chicago to Michigan and stopped by this place. I had looked it up on Mapquest, but it was a bit of a…

Expose

Austin, Texas

This is one of my favorite...

This is one of my favorite bars, AND it happens to have scantily clad women. One of the friendliest clubs in town, not stuffy at all. Most of the bartenders have long tenure,…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Stopped in on my way down...

Stopped in on my way down 75. I have been seeing the signs for years and thought, Why not today? 8 dollar cover in the middle of the day, older black woman told…

Luxxx Gentleman's Club

Columbus, Georgia

One of my oddest visits to...

One of my oddest visits to a titty bar. I pull up around 10 pm, a young black man was the valet, he was busy parking cars. I get out of the car…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

The worst part about this place...

The worst part about this place is the food. Tasteless het greasy. YUM!! Most if the dancers there are from colleges local and far away save for the few die-hard never say quit gremlins. Friday…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

It is with sad heart that...

It is with sad heart that I write this review. I have been a loyal fan of Sparky's for quite a few years, but Sunday May 24, 2015 was a major let down. Their was…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Thieves. Was in a bachelor party...

Thieves. Was in a bachelor party group and girl "A" distracted me while girl "B" pick pocketed my wallet. Girl "A" leads me to a different area and girl "B" walks past us mentioning that…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

As the others have mentioned, the...

As the others have mentioned, the club is very high end looking. Stopped on a Friday around midnight. Cover was high, I think $15. Valet was also over $10 but being downtown…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Coming to this club is tricky...

Coming to this club is tricky as I seemed to make an illegal U turn to get there it's a small building but has a nice sized parking lot. It was $10 for cover $5…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

It was Saturday afternoon and I...

It was Saturday afternoon and I wanted to try a spot that I really don't frequent. Many of the reviews have already mentioned the physical appearance of the club, so let's skip that. The girls…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

My last review of Perfect 10...

My last review of Perfect 10 indicated it had gone down hills as far as good looking dancers. I ended up giving up and going down the road to Palazio to try to save the…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

For being a small club I...

For being a small club I really like this place. Girls are mostly friendly and easy to deal with and lap dances and VIP rooms are cheap compared to other Indiana clubs. Definitely a lot…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

I was free last Monday in...

I was free last Monday in afternoon so I made the decision to go to Players 1:00. Valet parking was 6 dollars. I went inside, the bouncer shook my hand and I went to the…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Was in Seattle and visited on...

Was in Seattle and visited on a Wednesday afternoon. You go down stairs into a dark basement and show you ID but they don’t record any information. If you are staying at a…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to coliseum and it was Sunday night at 9 pm the weekend of Memorial Day. $10 cover on a holiday weekend was a bummer and another $20 for a booth.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

I was back in southern CA...

I was back in southern CA for work so of course I had to go back and try my luck at TL. I went in on a Thursday around 2pm. The parking lot…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Visited last week while in NYC...

Visited last week while in NYC on buniness. You can get a coupon for free entry in Times Squre or at the corner of 45th and 8th. Just look for the guys with the big…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

As I've continued to explore the...

As I've continued to explore the clubs of the Bronx, I was obliged to check out the curiously named Al's Mr. Wedge. I have spent time in the lowest-end clubs in Philly and New York, but,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

My my my what an amazing...

My my my what an amazing establishment. I had the opportunity to visit this "club" last month while on business in San Diego. This was my first time in the area so I decided to…

Sensations

Inola, Oklahoma

I guess ill be the first...

I guess ill be the first one to gave a review on this club. the club is located of 412. you cant miss it. From the outside of the building, it looks so big but…

Cloud Nine

Tulsa, Oklahoma

try hitting Night Trip but got...

try hitting Night Trip but got there at 2pm and they were going to be close. they recommended me to go to cloud 9 since its the only club that open late to 4am.…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Been to HH many times over...

Been to HH many times over the years. Like most, it has been up and down. And, like most in Indy right now, it's a bit down. Girls are average overall, but there are a…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

This was my first visit to...

This was my first visit to this club and I wasn't impressed. The exterior looked pretty rundown; but the interior was actually pretty clean. It had two well lit stages. Like a previous reviewer…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

I swore off rio 7-8 years...

I swore off rio 7-8 years ago after being ripped off by a dancer back then (dreamy) and doorman/duche (Cliff). Figured it was time to come back. I'm sorry I did. Different girls (several good quality…

Lust Lounge

Portland, Oregon

An OK club, not much to...

An OK club, not much to look at from the outside. Driving in from the east on Powell you may have some difficulty pulling into the lot if traffic is heavy. The club is located…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

A nice looking club in and...

A nice looking club in and out, with ample parking. A safe area. The problem was that it just wasn't very busy for a Saturday night, and there were only four girls while I…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Was in San Diego this last...

Was in San Diego this last weekend (May 22) with friends, so couldn't pass up an adventure over the border to the legendary Hong Kong G Club. Parked on US side and walked over…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

I'll not repeat the same things...

I'll not repeat the same things others have already said. Went there on a Thursday afternoon, First thing was that there was no cover charge. Pretty cool. There were six dancers that that were taking…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Long time monger and Indy resident....

Long time monger and Indy resident. I finally visited Red Garder. If you're in town for a convention (and "just going with the guys") it serves it's purpose - you WILL see boobs, you CAN…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Overall, I don't care too much...

Overall, I don't care too much for this place and it isn't particularly my style. But I will say that there are a few girls that surprise. Unfortunately, there are a lot of hustlers who…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Visited Body Club on Tuesday afternoon...

Visited Body Club on Tuesday afternoon 5/19/14 from 5:30 pm – 6:30 pm – always free cover b/f 8:00 pm and always free parking; $4 bottled water. I have reviewed this club on several occasions and…

Eye Candy Showgirls

San Diego, California

This may be the best kept...

This may be the best kept secret in SD. While the dancer quality ranges from 3 to 9, the mileage is great. To expand on JamesSD comment, I don't think there are any strip club…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First time visiting. Stopped in near...

First time visiting. Stopped in near the back end of happy hour and stayed for a couple of hours. Proceeded to gulp down a couple of 2 for 1 beers and 2 for 1 jack…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Took an uber cab, to it...

Took an uber cab, to it was easy to find this place. The neighborhood is quiet and felt safe. Parking is $5 for VIP parking, or $3 for regular. Once you park, you make your…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

So you may notice I write...

So you may notice I write a bit of reviews here and it's not cause. It's my favorite spot but this place shows the UFC fights. Which I love to watch and it still continues…

The Office

Miami, Florida

I've reviewed this club b/f and...

I've reviewed this club b/f and will thus not describe the specific details of the club - refer to my November 27, 2012 review for club details (note: I have a Nov 29 and a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I’ve been here a few times,...

I’ve been here a few times, both during the day and at night. It is really the only strip club in the area, and being in a pretty good location, it can get crowded. The…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Have always enjoyed going on $10...

Have always enjoyed going on $10 dance days but have recently found that most dancers are not interested in these dances anymore and will turn you down when you ask for one. Why even advertise…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

I am a big fan of...

I am a big fan of this club. I only make it once a month or every couple months, but the dancers are definitely fun. I've always gotten great dances from Martini, X, and Alex.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

All of can say is wow-went...

All of can say is wow-went here on a Saturday night after a golf tournament in Wisconsin. Had to be over 25 ladies at least 10 in the 8 range. The dances are pretty inexpensive-10 dollars…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

This was my first trip to...

This was my first trip to Mardi Gras in quite a while - maybe a year? Other than the dancers, nothing has changed here - the bar is the place to sit if you…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

I have only been to this...

I have only been to this club once before and that was a quick stop in and look around to see how it was, the place was pretty quiet that day and it was kind…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

Given this is Reno, MC is...

Given this is Reno, MC is the most consistently nice club. Yes, I maybe have had a single nicer time at Spice House or Wild Orchid, but, this place is always nice. But…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

I stopped in on Memorial day...

I stopped in on Memorial day weekend after having a good time at Norma Jeans to see who was here and the place was really dead, its usually quiet in the day but there is…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter NEVER disappoints...3rd time there and...

HiLiter NEVER disappoints...3rd time there and it just keeps getting better. The club doesn't look like much, not all that clean and a little cramped but the dancers are hot and the mileage is…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Went in with a lady friend...

Went in with a lady friend of mine for her first time. Overall appearance was fine, alittle dated though. Good drinks, overall the women look attractive. Oddly enough there was a girl with a ankle…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Decided to visit this place again...

Decided to visit this place again after some time away. Same as I remember it. Still the best in the Sacramento area. It's the biggest and best looking club in the area. Beats out all…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Been going to this club for...

Been going to this club for 10 years, lots has changed over the years but one thing remains the same: great private dances every time. VIP dances are $100 per 10 minutes and are well…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Club is located off of the...

Club is located off of the 57 in Pomona industry area. Nice covered parking, with a 10 dollar cover. This was not my first visit and though I didn't end up getting a dance…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Out of all the places in...

Out of all the places in the area this one definitely has the best looking girls. I don't know how they do it. There is always at least two 9's and up and the rest…

BJ's of Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

BJ’s continues to be my home...

BJ’s continues to be my home away from home, thank God. My fears that the owners of the place are close to selling the joint (mostly for the liquor license) has been allayed. Barring the…

327 club

New Orleans, Louisiana

As far as Bourbon street clubs...

As far as Bourbon street clubs go, Temptations is one of the better value clubs. It's not as fancy as the upscale clubs, drinks are more reasonably priced (for bourbon street) and the dancer selection…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

After having been away, I returned...

After having been away, I returned to the old haunt to find it was a slow Sunday afternoon. There were six Latin girls, three blacks and one white girl. The Latin girls were interacting at…

Private Eyes

St. Catharines, Ontario

I live in Buffalo and this...

I live in Buffalo and this was my first visit to this club or any club in NF Ontario. The club was very easy to find and was a very safe environment. I walked in…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

The location of the club isn't...

The location of the club isn't the nicest looking area, but I haven't experienced any trouble the 2 times I've been there (this is about my second visit). There's a large lot for parking, it…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Got here around 10pm and planned...

Got here around 10pm and planned on eating here after after skipping dinner. Usual $10 cover, $7 valet and got a booth for $20. Super sweet waitress took care of me. Bottle of decent wine…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club several times in the past, but have never been all that impressed when comparing Colorado to other clubs in the Houston area. But given that I live in…

Hurricane Betty's

Worcester, Massachusetts

This place was interesting. It's...

This place was interesting. It's dark, it's dirty, and they have a different main stage setup. The girls on shift were a mix of either smokin hot... Or cracked out. 'The Row'…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

I was there on a Saturday...

I was there on a Saturday night.. There were two to three girls at a time on stage doing 3 song sets. The overall quality of the girls was good with a…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Nude dancers on stage, some were...

Nude dancers on stage, some were good, some were not. I love that they don't hassle you to buy drinks for the girls and in fact offer you drinks for the price of a…

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Hunting pussy (cunting)

https://youtu.be/e0a-gXwnFhk

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The Morning After

Have you ever had a morning like this after an otc date? https://youtu.be/_r2oZKvlMIg

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A BonesBrothers classic

Spelling bee: I have to spell Niggas???: http://youtu.be/AsFCSvqsqFA

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When does it count?

When does a BJ become a HJ? As I get older and pickier, I find it very important to be taken to completion rather than switching to a handjob at the end. There is something about the…

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PL, cat lady, same diff?

(Here I mean us hard-core, some say rare, PLs who are satisfied by a basic lap dance with no more than 2-way contact.) Both are generally getting on in years. Both generally are single or have a "complex" relationship with…

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Running into an old favorite and then running away

I was traveling for work recently and happened to stop into a random club to finish out the night. As I sat down and started to scope out the talent, who should I spot up on stage but my…

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Ode to jerikson40

Jerikson I must ask, where are you these days? Without your cheerful presence I can't even enjoy the sun's warm rays. You taught us so much, like why under 50 cents is what a lap dance should cost, Without this infinite source…

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I could write a book

I think I have the potential to write a great book based on my experiences as a dancer/stripper/lady of the evening, whatever name you prefer to give to my vocation. Someone blogged on here that he is fond of a…

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Now I See What The Fuss Is About

I've been in Follies for five minutes and...whoo, Ric Flair.

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Scenario, you got the interest of the hottest girl in the club just standing nex

What do you ask her other than her name? I already had a number of dances and was just standing near a little bar island looking around with a beer. I seem to get approached like a magnet when I stand there.

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The limo ride

Just when I thought I had seen about everything there is to see at a strip club, I find out that I was very mistaken. It seems like every time I go to a club these days, I see…

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PP Columbia & Platnum West, SC

I have been to both clubs since the PP Greenville raid. I my opinion if Elephant inc doesn't ease up on the bird doging the PP chain will close for good. what do Y'all think

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Louisiana police chief arrested after strip club bust

It seems like a lot of cops are being arrested in strip clubs lately. http://www.wwl.com/Louisiana-police-chief-arrested-after-strip-club-b/21553327

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There's no fondling in baseball!

I know y'all in Atlanta are used to getting handjobs out on the main floor at Follies - but baseball is America's Pastime. Baseball, hot dogs and apple pie So please.....keep your hands to yourself. http://youtu.be/QjxBSIRlBdY

Spot Lite

West Allis, Wisconsin

Tried this place again as I...

Tried this place again as I was in the neighborhood. I was not expecting much and at first things met that assumption. the mix was 2 Latino, 3 White and 1 black. They all…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in Atlanta on the...

I was in Atlanta on the way to Florida and looked at Clubs that were close by to my hotel, and Follies had the best reviews so I took a trip to the club.…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Monday can be really slow here....

Monday can be really slow here. I tried two different times as that was the only day I could make it. New layout others have already described, nothing great, but definite improvement.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I dropped in on a Tuesday...

I dropped in on a Tuesday while visiting Philly on business. The club was reasonably clean and welcoming. Cover was $5 I believe. The dancers worked in shifts of two on a…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

For a SLC club, this one's...

For a SLC club, this one's pretty good. There's a main stage, and a secondary stage that I've never seen used. Lap dances are in plain view, in a couple of big chairs…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Odyssey seems to have the local...

Odyssey seems to have the local reputation as one of the "go to" places in Tampa. There are a lot of clubs here, and a lot of them within a fairly short drive of…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

I stopped in RCS on a...

I stopped in RCS on a Thursday night around 8:45. When I walked in, the very large weightlifter doorman/bouncer just glanced at me and did not ask for ID. So there is a benefit to…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

I'm blaming my friend for this...

I'm blaming my friend for this one....I knew it was going to be a bad idea. We had been to this club back in the day...back when it was actually a strip club. It wasn't…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

was in town for the weekend...

was in town for the weekend and saw sammys right across the street from my hotel room so I decided to check it out... 1st off its free for military people so that was a…

Hanky Panky

North Fair Oaks, California

If you want to have a...

If you want to have a in expensive drink with a $20 entrance fee this place is for you ... On Saturday evening this place had about 7-8 dancers if you are into plus size girls…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Last months Sunday night visit was...

Last months Sunday night visit was a pleasant diversion: Uncrowded (like only 25% full), yet not dead as 2 out of 3 round elevated stages always had dancer on them with very little gaps. Night…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Midway Invader Sat ( Sunday since...

Midway Invader Sat ( Sunday since about 1:15AM) After catching up on e-mail and other things had my urge to hold a nice body in my arms. I've usually had good times at Midway Invader…

Solid Gold

Frankfurt, Germany

This is a small club in...

This is a small club in the heart of the red light district close to the Hauptbahnhof. The main space is almost full of a stage with two poles with (when I was there) an…

Club SinRock

Fairbanks, Alaska

visited in jan- and wasn't even...

visited in jan- and wasn't even reviewed (or listed) on tuscl at the time. Is kinda close to the main drag and ample parking. Interior new, the stage is off to the left…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Have been to Hugger several times...

Have been to Hugger several times over the last month. Unfortunately for the girls, business has been down. Except for last Friday, each afternoon I had been there the girls outnumbered the customers. The quality…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

This club was amazing! The...

This club was amazing! The dancers were very hot, and very friendly. Waitresses make sure your attended properly. The private dances were very hot and very affordable. The place was clean, and dancers very…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

I go here twice a year...

I go here twice a year or so, when Im in the area, usually the Nashua mall. I stopped in, no cover before six. 5 or six patrons, a coupe at the bar, couple by…

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How we came to be...

A Correct Anthropological History... or close…… Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in…

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monkey spanks back,,,,,,,

Chimp with AK..... soldiers run like scared rabbits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU

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Do ugly bitches bank?

My CF cracks me up. I was tipping her on one of the stages when she tells me to turn around and check out the dancer on the main stage because she likes the way she dances. I turn around and…

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im lovin it

https://instagram.com/p/3CislNtQc3/

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monkey business

You can spank your own monkey or get a stripper to spank your monkey! But don't ask other TUSCL posters to spank your monkey! Except Diva1975! Brilliant! rickdugan would definitely like to spank our monkeys! But I don't want rickdugan touching…

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High chairs/tables at SCs

So I'm fairly new to SCs, but I have really don't understand the appeal of the high chairs. When I get a dance, I generally want as much mileage as possible, and even if it's an air dance I think I…

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Keeping in touch

Do any of you ever keep in touch (text, call, email, etc) with your ATFs or CFs when they move on from stripping or when they move? I don't, but I was thinking of texting my ATF to see what's going…

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Offtopic in case any of you worry about seeing numbers repeating, here is a link

http://numerology-thenumbersandtheirmeanings.blogspot.com/p/angel-numbers-repeating-number-sequences.html I looked up 666, first time I read something positive about the number. I see lots of numbers almost every day though. Just in case anyone is interested. I thought it was interesting.

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PP in COlumbia

Is the bouncer still in the lap dance area ? If so,,,, i ain't going back !

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ever seen this pole trick ?

https://instagram.com/p/3AwgNyJTOx/

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Litter bugs suck

This guy is brilliant. He gives litter bugs a taste of garbage https://youtu.be/Uo3cVuvVRUE

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Dodged a bullet - taking strippers shopping

Hello TUSCLers, Now I know why you guys are adamant against offering to take a stripper, shopping. I know that a stripper's time ITC is worth at a minimum, $400 per hour. In my PL mind, I figured that her time OTC…

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What Did I Miss?

After 4 days of sexual bliss in which I only briefly checked tuscl, I've come up for air. What did I miss?

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i like my strippers skinny and my civi girls fat

Y is this ? U guys like this ?

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just for my buddy mo"head

https://instagram.com/p/3AQf_kNQa3/ This should please you bud :))

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Ricky boy has Fleas !!!

All the conquests that rickboy has had, have fleas. If you lay down with dogs you come up with fleas

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How baby Juice got fat....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGyh2ZeSjTM

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Dougster & Rick Dougan's Favorite TV Show Has Been Pulled Off The Air

Well, looks like Dougie and Ricky will have more time to pal around in the clubs together! The Duggards is being pulled. https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/tlc-yanks--19-kids-and-counting--after-josh-duggar-molestation-confession-184115564.html Doug, maybe we can call TLC and see if they could pick us up to replace the Duggards. They…

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Any clubs near Johnstown, PA?

Guys, just wondering if anyone knew of a halfway decent club near Johnstown, PA,maybe within an hour's drive tops. The only thing I'm seeing is Club Cocunuts in Altoona and it doesn't look impressive.

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i really dont thank they like me

http://youtu.be/_UWjKkgrMgo

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a damn good black dive club vip couch room muzaik

http://youtu.be/0wW9zJznICQ

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a short story about LDK and his Condums

http://youtu.be/XHOc716NRXQ

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Rare photo of Motorhead.......

He tried to cleverly hide it, but this happy go-lucky pic has to be it............ http://cdn.ustatik.com/_img/columns/Day-Jobs-Lemmy.jpg

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Tips for OTC

I know alot of you on here do OTC and some sound like they are experts at it so can you please give me your tips kind of step by step how you handle it from the first time you…

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Hope none of you were on adult friend finder

Hacked. You're secret is out! http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/22/technology/adult-friendfinder-hacked/index.html

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I can suck myself should I do it?

These guys are crazy https://youtu.be/xhiSAqWB8yc

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Name a Technology You Wish We Had

Wow this board has certainly had a lot of activity the last few days... So, what's a technology you wish was available today, no matter how unlikely it is to become a reality? I'm gonna stay out of medical technology for this... My…

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There but by the grace of God go I! Ever feel guilty when you see those less for

This can be seen as "money can buy happiness part 2"! A few weeks ago I met up with a group of friends for drinks and had a civvie date with me. We ended up eating dinner nearby. As my date…

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DEA Agent charged hiring undocumented workers at a SC

NEW YORK (AP) – A high-ranking agent and a telecommunications specialist for the Drug Enforcement Administration were arrested Wednesday on charges they flouted their duties by running a lucrative strip club in New Jersey where prostitution was captured on…

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Rate these Sausage fingers

https://instagram.com/p/2-yOM0NQb5/

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Money Can Buy Happiness

Yesterday I had the best strip club visit of my life. I was in the mood to party, and so were the strippers. Dancers and shot girls crowded around me, and I bought them drinks and shots.…

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Vegas Pool Parties

What Vegas pool parties are still good for plenty of strippers and silicone?

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name the tuscler this picture reminds you of

https://instagram.com/p/2-MopqtQVn/

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McD

I was taking a shit today and destroying a McD shitter. That shit would have made any...I mean ANY SC bathroom troll quit their fucking job. God dam funk in the air painted the walls I swear Someone…

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Be a real man

Just give the bitch what she wants https://youtu.be/HermzudQTwY

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT RICKY-BOY ***

Lol!

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Not my circus, not my monkeys

Joe your brilliant!!!

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Stripper rebranding?

I can think of two recent cases of dancers changing their look and music to try to change their money. Girl #1: used to do the "cute college girl" thing with her looks and dance to EDM. She's now got…

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Looks Like I Am A Trendsetter - Washing Your Nuts With Listermint

http://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/11j0pp/lpt_listerine_testicles_end_of_ball_funk_anxiety/ Looks like all the hipsters over on Reddit are taking my advice.

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Dr. J....most fierce dunker ever....

One hand, higher than anyone else. There's better footage of him somewhere, but that last dunk was just plain nasty. He had plenty of competition tho. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5YfeZZqCaI

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She's not black, but is she Papi approved?

..........I don't see how he could leave this behind http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ot-upscale-busty-blonde-absolutely-stunning-open-minded-killer-body-soft-lips-ot/15273613

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I'm not myself when I'm hungry.....lol

Danny Trejo is always great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqbomTIWCZ8

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Ricky boys Historical Family Traditions of stroking off other powerful men and w

The Handjob Sketch ('The Britishes'): http://youtu.be/9Gx_fPUNv9A

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Need Ideas

I'm indecisive about what sex act I want to culminate with tonight. It's my last day with her for maybe 10 days so I need to make it memorable. I feel like I've run out of ideas for…

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Lexington 2AMer.

LEXINGTON, Ky. (WKYT) - The Lexington Police Department was called to break up a fight at Diamonds on Thursday morning. Officers say no one was cooperating at the business on Winchester Road around 2 a.m. About an hour later, police say a…

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High-Ranking Feds Arrested for Allegedly Moonlighting as Strip Club Owners, Assa

http://www.govexec.com/defense/2015/05/feds-arrested-allegedly-moonlighting-strip-club-owners-assaulting-juvenile/113365/

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Was RickyBoy Fucked Up the ass by older male relatives during his childhood?

Does that explain why his favorite strip club activity now is greasing bouncers and stroking managers?

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Contest

If tuscl had a contest to see who is the most full of shit? First we need to define two catagories of full of shit... 1) Tusclers that are full of shit, know it, embrace it, and do shit on purpose. 2) Tusclers…

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ignore

I think I was playing around and trying to check what the things next to the name do besides the mail one. I must have hit ignore on my own profile because I can't see my discussions anymore.…

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PM 2

What happened to my PM discussion? It is gone.

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PM

Do most of you not check the e-mail that you have messages on here sent to? I have sent a P.M. to some who finally get back to me after like a month and say they use a separate…

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Couple Friendly Tampa Club?

Going to Tampa this weekend. Suggestions for a Couple Friendly club?

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OT: She has a boyfriend

So I've been hanging out with this girl (not a stripper). We've gone to the movies a couple of times, we hang out frequently. She's pretty cool (or so I thought). Anyways, I ask her to be my girl, but…

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How Jennifer Lopez's infamous 2000 Grammys dress inspired Google image search

It was the year 2000 — seven years before anyone had even heard of Kim Kardashian or before Beyoncé walked red carpets nearly nude. Up until this point, red carpets were fairly tame, fully-clothed affairs. That is, until Jennifer Lopez arrived to…

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A Brillant Idea (that will never happen)

This is off topic - so feel free to skip. But this is brilliant. By now, I'm sure you've heard about the massive automobile recall due to allegedly defective air bags. Industry analysts project the cost of the recall…

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OT: If you are a PLerd like me

There is a show on PBS tonight called “Rise of the Hackers” that looks pretty interesting (it's on the program Nova and not sure if it's a repeat) – it airs at 9:00 pm tonight at least in my area…

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Running into strippers in the real world

Went to lunch today. Right after we sat down, two women were seated near us. From overhearing conversation they were mother and daughter. The mother is a 40ish stripper that I see at one local club. She gives air…

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Out-of-place feeling at new clubs

I consider myself a strip club veteran, and have been to clubs hundreds of times, but it's still a strange feeling to walk into a club that you've never been to before. Almost like you're invading someone else's territory. I…

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How often do escorts move?

I have never used escort services but I got interested in this one because I used to do OTC with her when she was a stripper. A Google search revealed that she has moved 5 times since January. XXX_XXX_XXXX Search…

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Decisions Decisions and my fucked up thoughts.

I have some time to kill this afternoon.. Maybe,, SO OASIS, Follies or Pink Pony. They are on my way and I don't want to drive home and then turn around and drive back down to…

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Make a stripper wet during lapdances

Assuming you are at a club where there is some mileage, what do you do to make a stripper wet?

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I'm about to fucking lose it

WARNING: long, long, ass rant (don't bother reading if short on time or patience) These Miami black dives have me to the point that I want to stop SCing. Had been a bit on the rag lately so decided to make…

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Once again school was never like this for me.

An Atlanta-area teacher has been arrested after a parent complained he allowed middle school students to have sex in a storage unit in his classroom. Multiple news outlets report 25-year-old Quentin Wright, a math teacher at The Champion School in Stone…

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cucumbers part 2

https://instagram.com/p/vBpI7bNQQy/

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Do cameras really make a difference?

I don't know how many times I've heard a dancer tell me that she can't do anything extra because there are cameras in the VIP, when others go to town on me in the same club. Many times I'm…

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Ego stroking queen

The MILF, after just soaking the bed: Her: (panting) Christ! It's not enough you have a magic tongue, you gotta have magic fingers too? Me: Well, you know what they say, when God takes away in one place, he makes up for…

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Strip clubs, casinos: DoD gets a $1 million surprise

I need a DoD credit card. http://www.militarytimes.com/story/military/2015/05/19/strip-clubs-casinos-defense-department-credit-cards/27600437/

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OT: "Buybacks and Dividends All That’s Left in S&P 500, Goldman Says"

"The $1 trillion U.S. companies are on track to return to shareholders this year will constitute the market’s entire return in 2015, according to Goldman Sachs Group Inc." Consistent with this, the other day they had a note to expect a…

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Offtopic. Tv shut off at 3 am and of course I woke up, how do you sleep withou

The history channel has been great with helping me sleep. Hours and hours of ancient aliens tv shows.

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This girl is hawt

She can ride with me anytime... https://youtu.be/6w2rDw4U1CU

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Dont do this at home

If you text and drive you may end up with a pipe in your ass https://youtu.be/0yoNxmyesx4

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Dumb ass cops

Police accidents https://youtu.be/UdMziysy2Pw

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Bad ass cop

Instead of chasing down drifters and arresting them, this cop joins the show! https://youtu.be/g_DBLppDZAs

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cool ass cops

Did you ever know any cops that were this cool? https://youtu.be/TedIQnxAHPk

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cook ass cops

Did you ever know any cops that were this cool? https://youtu.be/TedIQnxAHPk

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Television in clubs

Most of the clubs I go to don't have TV's in them but a few due and it's always interesting to see what's being shown on them. One of them always shows porn on one TV and ESPN on the…

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remember this crazy shit?

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=21721

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Shit to ponder

With people shitting up the board here lately I think we should hire these guys to clean shit up http://www.petscoop.com/

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how do you handle this?

How do u guys handle going to see your ATF or CF and also getting dances from other dancers? Do you ONLY get dances from your CF or do u get dances from others too? If others how…

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GoVikings! Has a Crush on BonesBrother!

lol!

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Favorite Jumped the Shark

Have you ever had a favorite "Jump the Shark"? I think one of mine just did. When I first met her a few years ago she was one of the finest in the club. She's the type of dancer…

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rickdugan is a Faggot!

Title says it all!

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A man took his wife to the doctor......

She was to be evaluated for some bad symptoms. When the doctor was done, he conferred with the husband... Man: Well doc, what is it? Doc :I can't exactly tell right now. She either has alzheimers or aids Man: OMG! What should I…

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420 thread

https://instagram.com/p/uza8fKNQbu/

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what juice likes

Feel free to share picks on what u like but give me a min and im posting the variety of taste i haven women Starters https://instagram.com/p/2CaX9zQqaF/