It's 12:30 AM and I just received a text from a stripper: "Wanted to know if you wanted some company later tonight"
This is the problem I have with the night shift girls. They work till 2:00 AM and want to party afterwards. I, on the other hand, wake up at 6:00 AM, and I'm seldom up after midnight. I can't have a stripper come to my house at 2:30 AM and expect me to have sex with her. Dancers should not text me past my bedtime.


Well that's what old folks do. Go to sleep early and wake up early.