tuscl

Past my Bedtime

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
It's 12:30 AM and I just received a text from a stripper: "Wanted to know if you wanted some company later tonight"

This is the problem I have with the night shift girls. They work till 2:00 AM and want to party afterwards. I, on the other hand, wake up at 6:00 AM, and I'm seldom up after midnight. I can't have a stripper come to my house at 2:30 AM and expect me to have sex with her. Dancers should not text me past my bedtime.

22 comments

  • chessmaster
    9 years ago
    Well that's what old folks do. Go to sleep early and wake up early.
  • GoVikings
    9 years ago
    jack....you still wake up at 6AM even though you're retired now?
  • jackslash
    9 years ago
    My mind and body wake up at 6AM, probably due to years of habit.
  • PhantomGeek
    9 years ago
    I'm a night owl. I'm usually up until about 6am. If she's bored, desperate, and willing to make the drive to North Dakota....
  • rh48hr
    9 years ago
    If it's P4P I would be selective on when I do it. But if it's free pussy I'll just be tired at work the next day on a regular basis or I'll go to bed early. Lol
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    Yeah it's hard for an old man. It's 4 am and DS and I are still up. She's taking a shower. Then we'll smoke. Might have sex again. Watch TV. But no worries. We'll go to sleep by 6 am.

    I have found that drinking soft drinks during the evening helps me stay awake. Otherwise I'd fall asleep at midnight. It's a sacrifice. But if living on her schedule is the price to pay for being a teen again, along with some cash, I'll pay it.

    But yeah I get texts from stripoers, sometimes with fun offers, from midnight to 3 am. That's not happening because I had no advance warning to drink soft drinks.
  • rickdugan
    9 years ago
    That's one of the the ongoing struggles that I have with OTC as well. I have young kids and a business to run, so I have to be up early each day. Yet for those same reasons, I club at night. Over the years, I've been fortunate to do takeout from a number of clubs that allow the dancers to leave early, but it's a challenge when a club closes at 2:00 or later and will not allow dancers to leave early.

    since i am
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    I have caller I.D. and let the machine take any calls that I don't want and I don't want any at 2AM.
  • rockstar666
    9 years ago
    The front door's open
    She slips softly in my bed
    Warm mouth relieves stress.
  • Subraman
    9 years ago
    Heh, virtually the only time I'm ever up past 12:30 is if I'm with a stripper. The 2am OTC is definitely not for me. I mean, I'm often OTCing at 2am, but that's because we grabbed dinner at 6pm, went drinking after that until 9, went stripclubbing until 1, and now we're getting back at the hotel or my place. But START the OTC at 2am? Zzzzzzzzzzzz.....
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    Yes, that is the problem with the night crew, and with the life style of many strippers too.

    But I think it is far less of a problem with Latinas and Asians, less into drugs, more into earning a living.

    SJG
    https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    Now a days (I'm 45) I prefer to do activities requiring physical stamina during the daytime when my energy is the highest – late at night; even if awake; I'm often to tired and prefer to rest up.
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    We all sound like old fucking farts, me included. Tonight I'm stay up til 6 am without all the damn caffeine. Her sensuality is what gives me my energy.
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    Hope I don't fall asleep while I'm fucking her.
  • londonguy
    9 years ago
    I understand what you are getting at jackslash, especially if you need to be alert the following day. That's one of the things l love about going over to the U.S. I can see strippers/casino girls as 'late' as 05.00 and not worry about time cos I don't give a shit about time on holiday.
  • Subraman
    9 years ago
    If the SW girls were ever to take a tuscl thread and make fun of it, like we do to them, I reckon this would be the one :) LOL
  • PhantomGeek
    9 years ago
    Old fucking farts? Speak for yourself! I'm just an old fart with some very screwed up hours!
  • seaboardrr
    9 years ago
    When we go clubbing we go for 8 or 9 hours and don't leave until 4am or so. Then we go eat and usually the sun is coming up as we drive home. I won't lie. We pay for it the next day but we can rest when we're dead.
  • JohnSmith69
    9 years ago
    So here's how things worked out staying up til 6 am. We both feel asleep at 1am. Mine sleep was age induced. Her sleep was drug induced. But then she wakes up at 3 am wide awake. We stay awake til 6 am, listening to music, talking philosophy, satisfying the munchies, etc. now she's sound asleep. No telling when I'll be able to wake her up.

    Basically their job totally fucks up all of their time clocks. It's just more disfunctionality that is one of the costs we pay.
  • vincemichaels
    8 years ago
    Jack, next time, text her back and give her directions to my place :)
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    8 years ago
    You, sir, need to target more day shift girls.
  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    jack, this is why I was always a day shift guy. They get off at 7-7:30 so OTC was easy for we who wake up early. Problem is it's a lot of single mothers during the day, so finding an OTC date at my club at least was very, very difficult. My ATF was only my second ever OTC dancer in 20 years of clubbing. Since her, I have had enough civvy girls that OTC has been unnecessary. At least for now.
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