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Top Three Strippers

Thought Experiment: Think of the strip clubs you frequent most often. If you were granted a wish by a genie and could choose three strippers to have sex with (one per day for the next three days), would you immediately…

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How much would you sell your girl friend for?

https://youtu.be/LYF8aBr_M80

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Finally, an honest hairless ape! ATACdawg restores my faith in apekind!

ATACdawg asked whether I was capable of changing the environment and in doing so, wipe out entire species. Well, ATACdawg, not yet. But I'm learning and when the felid army gets ready you hairless apes will be in for a…

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The Pussification of America

I ran across this on a Medical "ask the doctor site". Christ people, get a clue "I was at a strip club last night and a stripper kissed my ear intensely (saliva may have gone in my ear). Am…

Politics

OT: The biggest immediate threat to the US is Trump

Although it is EXTREMELY unlikely Trump has any real chance at winning the presidency, It is not unfathomable to imagine a scenario in which this clown was actually voted in. If this disaster did happen, it would truly…

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Question for those that do OTC regularly

I'm about to get back in the game. The date has been made and prices, etc agreed to. I just need to make a confirmation phone call. She is not new to me. We have done VIP 6 or 7…

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A history of strippers in New York City

http://m.nydailynews.com/life-style/history-striptease-new-york-city-gallery-1.2332649

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Almost radar lock on new ATF

I haven't had an ATF in at least a year. Last week, met the first ATF contender in a loooong time. Beautiful face, almost-flawless body, she keeps up with me shot-for-shot, and maybe best of all, we'd hung…

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Offtopic Problem with all these worst case survival scenarios

They talk about survival, water, food, gangs, staying out of sight but they keep ignoring one big problem. hundreds of nuclear power plants undergoing meltdown releasing radioactive clouds. Isuppose it might be game over, everyone dead if all the nuclear plants around…

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You ever start to wonder the next day what a dancer said?

Example. A dancer told me or at least I thought I heard a dancer say she doesn't talk to guys older than 30. She had been talking to me probably an hour. Now I'm thinking maybe she meant…

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Shopping for women

I love shopping for women. This night I go to a new store to see if they have any that I want. I'm picky, and it's a small store, so I'm not really expecting much. But shopping…

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Massage

Where is the best place to get a massage in Chicagoland area?

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Hope I'm not stating things that others have said about this club, but here we go

Hope I'm not stating things that others have said about this club, but here we go. Beemers used to be a neighborhood bar that changed to a strip club years ago. There is…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

My first review on this site.....Good early evening fun at Palazio

I don’t go to strip clubs that often (though I’m making an effort to go more) but Palazio has a special place in my heart since it was the first SC I’ve ever been to.…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

P10 during Lunch time

Though I’ve lived in Austin for 20 years I’ve never been to P10. It’s actually in Round Rock which is about 25-30 minute drive from downtown Austin depending on traffic. I had an appt up…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

City Limits Fun

After striking out at Gatsby ' s, I decided to drive over to the City Limits and see if anything was going on there. I arrived about 3:15 and stayed an hour or so. When…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

summer weekends are far too packed

Saturday night run in AC, complete with trip to bare exposure. The obvious goods: the club is extremely close to the boardwalk casinos, maybe 3 minutes from Ceasars, The walk feels plenty…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I visited Silk Exotic on a Tuesday night around 21:00. The parking lot was huge and well lit. The cover was $10. The guy taking the money told me I could not wear my hat…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Will take a break from here

I honestly want to like this club because it's so close to home but I just can't. The biggest downside to this place is the management. I can't put my finger on it but I'd…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I made three recent visits to the Airport Lounge while staying near General Mitchell Airport. The first visit was on a Monday night and the two subsequent visits were on Friday nights. Cover is five…

Satin Topless

City of Industry, California

First time visit

I don't care much for topless joints, since I don't really drink booze and I prefer total nudity. But Satin is the only club in the COI that I hadn't visited yet, so I figured…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Stopped by for a quick look

Was in NJ on Saturday evening and was passing the Carnival so I decided to stop. Been here many times over the last ten years, but tonight was a bit different. It was busier than…

Smile Lounge

Houston, Texas

Not too bad

I checked this bar out based on the reviews on this site and wasn't disappointed. I got there shortly after they opened at around 1100, ordered a beer, and got approached by a "worker" (I…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Nice attractive girls but not overly impressed overall

First visit in about 4 years. Went to Jets preseason game on a Friday night and Shakers was an easy 10 minute walk from my hotel. Opted for that just in case I got my…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Boy has this place changed

I'm thinking it's close to 25 years since I've been here. Picked up my car at Secaucus Junction, coming back from Yankees game, and drove here as it's only about 5 minutes. First difference is…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

different shift, culture shift

I have been a day shift visitor for most of my stripclub visiting history so happening in on a late afternoon was really out of my norm... not to mention this was a summer Saturday.…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

More fun during the day!

This review covers three visits, actually. I got into town late on a Thursday night and swung by from 1am to 2pm with a friend of mine! The club was laid out very nicely. The…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

I went at the wrong time...

Given the other club in town that's close by, Filly's, opened at 2, I thought maybe this club would have something going on at 1 when I went. Boy, was I wrong. I stayed until…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Fannies second try

Well, I will begin this review repeating what I stated last time...we Follies regulars are spoiled! But, this is a second review for Fannies off Fulton Ind. Blvd. not an area where you…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Suprisingly good time!

I walked here after hanging for an hour at Danzer's and only seeing two dancers and not wanting them to do anything to me! Turns out Filly's was a lot more fun! Immediately hit it…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

First time visit

I was in the St Louis area on business and had some time so decided to stop by the WP clubs. This was my first time visiting any of the clubs in this area.…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Another afternoon in paradise

For those of you coming to Denver from out of town, this is probably the best club to visit. Although the club is somewhat run down and in a seedy part of the city,…

Midnight Express

Cornersville, Tennessee

Better than Nashville

I've been here twice. First time just to check out the scenery, second time was with a buddy. With a friend going it's always fun. The girls are extremely flirty and a couple are worth…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Still the greatest place in Southern California!h

I recently mad time to visit COI, so I naturally spent some significant time at Synn. They recently opened a place in the Valley, fairly close to where I reside, but the quality there doesn't…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

afternoon visit

I stop in after work Thursday the parking lot need work can be tough on s car I enter the bar needed a moment for my eye to adjust the bar is dark with spot…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Afternoon pit stop!

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon!! Forgot they had no kitchen, was hoping to get a sandwich. The smoke smell isn't to bad. You have to smoke in back section of club!! Two differnt VIP…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

The layout hasn't changed and the soda I bought wasnt too overpriced at $4

The layout hasn't changed and the soda I bought wasnt too overpriced at $4. I didn't have the need to check out the bathroom, a long time bad point of this bar, so I can't…

Baby Dolls

Hopewell, Virginia

just horrible!

stay away if at all possible. I was traveling through the area and wanted a good time and was a little hungry. I decided to drive the 30 minutes because it was the only "topless"…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Nothing has changed in the layout of this place and the club remains one of the cleanest looking in the Akron area

Nothing has changed in the layout of this place and the club remains one of the cleanest looking in the Akron area. Soda is $3 for a good sized glass. On this night there wasn't much…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

A nice surprise! My go-to in Rochester!

Gave Mirage a chance as it just happened to be the second on a list of strip clubs to check out while I was in Rochester for work. After the first club my buddies and…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Lots of ugly dancers

I hadn't been in for a few weeks and decided to give it a shot. This place usyally has at least a couple decent girls and on the right night can be a real good…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

drink hustle

visited on a Wednesday afternoon. approx. 4 dancers. about 5 customers. dancers will sit down beside you and start up a conversation. As soon as they sit down a waitress comes up and asks you…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Another Friday Afternoon at IR

Visited on a Friday from about 2-5 pm. Surprisingly busy for a mid-August Friday afternoon. Usual diverse mix of dancers, white, Latina, Asian, African-American, all body types. No nipple tape at all, apparently…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Field reports

Expanding my horizons I ventured to this place and found it interesting enough to go back again. Mind you this is over 6 months. Although an occasional younger woman can be found, most are older…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Visited many times, best club in Pensacola area

Alright I've spent a good amount of time there at babes and in the Pensacola area it doesn't. Get any better, it blows all the other strip clubs away and shows you they are the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Good results again

Needed some good relief on my way home - stopped in during the late afternoon hours - eye candy was solid. I had planned on spending more time just taking in the view and…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Playpen

The physical club isn't much, it's old and appears to need some significant maintenance. The sound system needs some work, the first couple times I went in it was either out or being worked…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

wed pm

Walked in early wed evening to see what was new. Sat at bar, pretty good crowd maybe 70 percent full inside. I had a few bottles of beer $3 so prices are good…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Nice way to spend a bachelors

I enjoyed my time here, as did my compatriots. We spent the night celebrating a bachelors party. Our objective was to let our money stretch as far as possible, and not feel like we were…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Melonfest

Friday August 7, 2015, was Melonfest at the Flint Déjà vu club. Saturday August 8, 2015, Melonfest was at the Lansing Déjà vu. I attended both nights so I will post this review for both…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Arrived about 10:45 on a Saturday night

Arrived about 10:45 on a Saturday night. As I walked up to the entrance/pay window, the guy apologized that there were only two girls working. But he expected a couple more soon. I debated a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Dependable club!

Paradise is going strong these days. They list consistent roll calls on their site and there seems to always be some good dancers around. I wouldn't say Paradise has the best looking lineup…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Back to BD...

Back to DFW after a long gap. One of my buddies was in town and we decided to check out BD for old time’s sake. All the good of the well lit up parking lot,…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Good Club

Cafe Royale is situated right off the 110, a very short detour. The place has a big enough parking lot and was not very crowded when we came to visit last tuesday. There is a…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Melonfest

Friday August 7, 2015, was Melonfest at the Flint Déjà vu club. Saturday August 8, 2015, Melonfest was at the Lansing Déjà vu. I attended both nights so I will post this review for both…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

i would not go back to this place even with the free cover

visited SA for the weekend and decided to check out a strip club. went on a sat night around 11pm. cover was $10, but had a free coupon for cover on the website. still tipped…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

I don't know why I went back

So, it had been a bit since had visited Pink Monkey and felt the urge to check in and see if any improvements were made, or any changes in general. This visit was probably one…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

my first visit to Follies

After moving recently to the Atlanta area I've been doing my research about what are the best high-mileage clubs in the region. Follies kept coming up very highly rated in this area. I…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Nice spot for a friday after work

Men's club is a solid place with pretty girls, a nice comfortable sitting area, and a good after-work buffet. I was there for the first time last friday. I'm no stranger to strip clubs,…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Relaxed

Sunday August 23rd early afternoon in FTW from DAL had some freetime. Couple ladies out front offering a car wash ( included free admission ) Walked in and ordered a Crown & Coke ( 4.50…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bring your girlfriend too!

I took my girlfriend here to get us both a private show with one the strippers. The arrangement at this place is that the girls' nationalities are tagged on a plate outside their doors. Our pick,…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Sunday funday

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon. $10 cover and $10 dances. For the most part. One dancer said her dances were still $20, but luckily I had cut things off after 2 dances anyway. Not…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

High mileage low money

This place has a dance room where you can sample all of the dancers for a small tip. Typically everyone leave about five dollars in the public room. The dances in the public…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not that great anymore

This club is good for a cheap night out but that is about it. The girls were enthusiastic, but not very attractive. The club was not clean. Also, all the girls spent…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Pregnant?

I know. Buyer beware. Hadn't been in this club for quite a while as value is usually pretty low. Parking is easy and free. Sign says additional in back, but I've…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Sparkey's II

After having a disappointing experience at Sparkey's and having time to kill decided to give the new Sharkey's II a try (The new location for the old Mickey's). Overall not thrilled with the layout…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Up

Well, what can I say. This is one of the best nudy clubs in all of the IE. The women here are always above average looking and very friendly. The staff and security are very…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

coming home

So I was coming home from a visit in western K and coming home to what was once my go-to club. 15-20 years ago, I was a regular here when it was known for $5…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

first time at Scaretts

We are a couple and visited for the first time. When you first walk in it definitely gives a night club vibe. After exploring there are several different stages. We sat at the island stage…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies dosen't disappoint.

It has been quite a while since I have visited Follies and I wanted to see if things had changed since my last visit. I am happy to say that I was not disapponted.…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Overrated

Visited Chicago in January and this club was recommended by some of the locals in the area. Arrived in the evening after 10pm. They had mandatory valet and coat check which they charge you for…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Really quiet on Monday, but still have a few nice looking dancer.

Didn't expect much for a Monday night visit to the place, I usually went there on the weekend. But I found a very nice indian girl dancing there on that night. I had a few…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Going in the wrong direction?!?

Stopped in last Wednesday night around 8. Normal fee's apply. Valet, cover, $20 booth fee. Just missed cheap beer time, which I think is until 8. Club was same as always,…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

Good Value Day Shift

I've been to Nikkis multiple times usually during the day shift as your money goes much further, it's less crowded in reference to other customers, and it's safer as during the late night they sometimes…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

Worth A Try

Stopped on a Wednesday evening about 11pm and the air-conditioning felt great. This place is in a decent area with a well lit parking lot. It is small inside, but was clean, and the barmaid…

Gator Island Sports Bar

Harvey, Louisiana

Had an enjoyable time visiting Scores

Had an enjoyable time visiting Scores. Traditionally, when I visit gentlemen's club in this area, I stick to clubs in the city since they don't have to be pasties clubs. It had been several years…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

Maybe The Wrong Day To Go

I was in town looking to get into a club that had some good ladies and some descent drink options. I remember coming to Whiskey's quite a few years ago when Jenna Jameson was…

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Tongue Split

Have any of you come across a dancer with a split tongue? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_splitting I did, and it kind of freaked me out, but was wondering what her forked tongue would feel like licking my cock and balls. Maybe dancers with this…

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Lexington 2AMer

A Lexington man died after being shot while sitting in a vehicle outside a strip club early Saturday. The coroner's office identified the victim as Robert Fitzgerald Greer. Greer was a passenger in a car that was parked at Camelot West on…

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I wonder how long before he gets a porn offer?

A bionic penis was created thanks to pioneering surgery. A man whose penis was ripped off as a child has been fitted with an 8-inch bionic replacement. Mohammed Abad, 43, has undergone pioneering surgery over the last three years to have the…

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Shakespeare was a PL

SONNET 138 by William Shakespeare When my love swears that she is made of truth I do believe her, though I know she lies, That she might think me some untutor'd youth, Unlearned in the world's false subtleties. Thus vainly thinking that…

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Best Dayshift in Chicago

Where is the best dayshift in Chicago where dancers are of different ethnicities? Thanks! I want great lap dances.

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Time for a new ATF?

So the other night it got unusually busy. My ATF has been recently complaining how slow it's been, but when it did pick up, she ignored me and my guaranteed source of income. She later apologized, personally and texted, saying…

Tijuana

Tj border changes

There has been a major border change on the Mexican side. Forgiveness now need to provide documentation and get a visa to cross the border. The Mexican border agent Will give you up to a seven day visa. I had…

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Faster Pussy Cat Kill Kill.......Bonus movie

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OT: Stock Market 2015

Where do you guys see the market heading over the next few weeks and the rest of the year? Is this just a correction we are experiencing, or are we going to see a meltdown like 2008? How low do…

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Twincest?

Anybody ever have a 3-way with a stripper and her twin brother?

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Comments from Random Members

I know there are a shit load of TUSCL members who probably join just for the club review and that info, so it still sorta freaks me out when I see random members names I don't recognize commenting on the…

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The ass and tits test

If you had to choose, would you rather have a girl with no ass (flat pancake ass) and perfect tits, or a girl with no tits (mosquito bite titties/ A cup) and a perfect ass? I'm taking the girl with no…

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Very tough hypothetical

Let's say you were offered back all the money you've ever spent in a strip club, on the condition that you will never set foot in a strip club again. Would you take the deal? It's tough for me, but I think…

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A modest proposal for JohnSmith69

When we lions take over and thin out your hairless ape numbers I plan to govern via a human representative as a benevolent overlord. It's a given that Rick Dugan will be my viceroy. He cuts a dashing figure in…

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I am so going wildebeest on sharkhunter's ass

That sharkhunter dumbass is pro-global warming. And he talks smack about Cecil. Cecil may have been an Uncle Leo but he was still a lion. Every lion is valuable, unlike most of you dumbass hairless apes. Don't you hairless apes know…

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Wrangler Jane is Dead

Melody Patterson who played "Wranger Jane" on the 60's Western comedy F-Troop has passed away. She was only 66 which seemed young, but I found out she was only 16 years old when she began on the show. Also,…

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Favorite Comedy Movies

The thread about "The Princess Bride" got me thinking about funny movies. We have some very witty people here are TUSCL, but we all seem to have different sense of humor. I'd like to get a taste…

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Breastaurants ? What is your opinion.

When I'm in a town that has a Breastaurant like Hooters or Tilted Kilt, I often go there to enjoy the eye candy along with my meal. I have found the girls at TK to be hotter but not so…

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18 Most Scandalous Confessions By Strippers

http://www.mensxp.com/special-features/today/27372-18-most-scandalous-confessions-by-strippers.html

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What It's Like to Work in a Strip Club When You're Not a Stripper

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a45097/what-its-like-to-work-in-a-strip-club-when-youre-not-a-stripper/

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Careless posters

Does any one here on tuscl think that some of these posts & reviews using girls names could be causing problems for some of these girls ? I personally try to be not so specific as I wouldn't want to…

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Was Phoenix Hi Liter raided yesterday?

I'm hearing rumors the Hi Liter was raided yesterday. Nothing in the media about it. Can anyone confirm this ? I hope my honeys are okay.

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

A neighborhood bar with strippers

This is a fun place. I stopped by around 11pm, place looked like a bar, it took me half a minute to realize I was actually at a strip club - if you dont look…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The Dirty Bird

Had time between meetings so decided to spend lunch at the Dirty Bird aka Flamingos. It was a dead day. I was one of two customers and there were only 4 dancers that I saw.…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

Thursday visit

Was in the area on business so I thought I would make a visit to an old favorite. Once I got there was reminded why it was no longer a current favorite. The club is…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Beautiful girls but okay place

I visited this club Saturday evening around 8 PM. There's an ample free parking and it feels safe. Try to park where there's plenty of lights to be safe. There was a $10 cover to…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Great Gatsby ?

I've been watching the reviews for this club and was tempted by the reviews to give it another whirl. I haven't gone here for quite a while because it's been pretty low mileage even in…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The prodigal son returns

Well it has been over a year since I've stepped foot in this great club. On a Thursday night I found myself in San Diego and I said what the hell, lets find some…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Best club in the Triangle area

This was perhaps my 5th or 6th visit to the club. The club itself is in the downtown area of Durham and should be easy to find. Went after midnight on a Friday and the…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

It was okay... but

Hit the club with my brother who lives in Vegas and had been there a couple times before and liked it. It was huge but confusing and it was easy to get kind of…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

hit or miss

At first glance this club may not look very inviting because it's just one big room and it's never packed or even half full. But that can be an advantage if you're looking to get…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Just average, will check in again

Stopped in to Club Fantasies, first time since June. The club scene hasn't been great over the last couple of years, but I'm hoping for improvements, Place was very dark when I walked in. Went…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

First time to visit day shift

Stopped by Thursday afternoon around 12:30 to see how the club looks during the day and have a quick beer. At the door the girl was sorta rude, I asked if there was a…

Southern Exposure Showgirls

South Salt Lake, Utah

small club but sexy ladies

Do your homework, read the site and make a list of dancers in hotness order before you come here. They will ask you if u want a particular dancer when you enter. The fact…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Old Friend

Not a regular here, but always stop if I am in the area. They really have some beautiful girls, but the dollar parade is exhausting and expensive. I visit to see Carol. She's an older…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Past it's prime

Arrived early on a Friday evening. I like the easy to find location of the club not far off of the I-96 exit. It's convenient if you are coming in from out of…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

ok

I use to come here often on Sundays for the two for one dances, then the dancer quality took a nose dive also they raised the dance price to $30.00. I decided to stop in…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Improving!

I returned to Filmore's this week after a couple of months absence and I have to say the experience continues to improve. The number and quality of girls is excellent. There seem to…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun, but prices too high.

I've been to this club before, but not recently. It has probably been two years since my last visit. Since then, most of the beds are gone, replaced with small couches. The girls…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

ok, but watch your money

It's $15 at the door. $20 for a VIP wrist band (which is worth it). A lot of the dancers only speak Spanish and it is difficult to get the ones that are…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Another great EB outing

First EB visit in quite a while and, as usual, came away wishing I could hit this joint more often.The club is very low key with a great assortment of girls to choose from. You…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

On life support

What do you call a strip club where the dancers rarely strip? Choice. I've been loyalty going to Choice for nearly 20 years. It was by far my favorite Twin a Cities club. But now…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Friday night visit

Went here on a Friday evening and found the place pretty busy. Sat down and ordered my drink. I noticed the dancers on stage were pretty new to the club. Have never…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

You get what you pay for.

I'm making my way around to all the strip clubs in the DFW area. Hit this place up a week ago on a Saturday evening around 9pm. If your into the Latin scene, this place…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

On the upswing

After being bored and ignored to death at Choice last night, I headed down the street to the mothership of all Twin Cities strip clubs: Deja Vu. Grew to hate going to this place on…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Tuesday Evening Entertainment

Dancer's Show Club is your standard prototypical club - a big giant warehouse with a large bar, comfortable chairs and three stages. Booths are available in the back for private lap dances and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Dirty Thirties

By far, this is the best SC in LV. The quality of the girls is unmatchable with the others. Whenever I'm in in LV this is my spot to go. I don't like going there…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Times change

It's hard to give a definitive review of this club, since it seems that on each visit, things have changed. I would say overall, though, that this feels like a different club on Thursday-Saturday nights compared…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Friday Night

Came in late on a Friday the place was packed as expected. I took a seat near the stage and was promptly attended to by a waitress who brought me a drink. There were dancers…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Nothing Special, Maybe a Little Pricey for Iowa

I saw nothing here on a Friday night to convince me to make the drive to Des Moines more regularly. The club is pretty far out and doesn't look like much from the outside,…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Traveling though WV and thought Angel's warranted an investigation

Traveling though WV and thought Angel's warranted an investigation. Last time I was here it was Red's, but ownership changed a couple years ago and it's just Angels. You can still see where they painted…

Desiree's Preferred Gentlemen's Club

San Angelo, Texas

3rd week in TX need sc fix

Was deep into my 3rd week of a 5 week central to west TX trip and needed a sc fix as it had been 2 weeks since El Paso with only Midland and Amarillo on…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

No. 5 mid-week afternoon visit

Was bored and went to my usual, the No. 5, on a Wednesday afternoon. Right at noon they start the "power lunch" where there are 4 to 5 dancers on stage one after another,…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Another nice day with new dancer

I was here yesterday evening. There were 3 dancers Angelic (Fat and not for a F**k) , Trish, Ava, Shy and Henny. I went for Trish who is Jamaican girl with good attitude. I thought…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Returned to the Blue . . .

Returned to the Blue after an absence of several months. The first change is that they’ve finally finished what had appeared to be endless renovation. White walls now, simplified lighting, and perhaps fewer…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Not good not great but not bad

I read the reviews and decided to give it a try. Needless to say, I will probably be returning.The girls are plentiful but not all the best quality. They have girls dancing their that…

Playa's Club

Huntsville, Alabama

Could have been better

We initially came in to be a part of the Monday night amateur contest. My sister and I drove from Nashville (2 hour drive) arrived about 10pm and parking and entry was free at the…

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This is 1 ED med I won't be trying.

A man had to be rushed to hospital after his penis nearly EXPLODED when he injected it with 'Viagra'. The terrified victim - who understandably wants to remains anonymous - had to have 'stupendous amounts' of blood pumped from his manhood…

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Michelle at Chicas and Elite in Phoenix

Michelle is a white girl nice body, long dark hair, nice ass and boobs. Any reviews of her?

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Another attorney makes the news.

CHARLESTON, S.C. (WCIV) -- A City of Charleston public defender spent the night in jail after a stripper accused him of assaulting her during a VIP dance early Friday morning. According to police, attorney Jason Mikell, 36, is charged with…

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Not another A guide to proper etiquette at the strip club.

If you have friends in the service industry, you’ve likely seen them post articles titled “The Top 37 Things Customers Do to Annoy Bartenders” or “How to Make a Waiter Hate You.” The obnoxiousness of nearly every faux pas on…

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OT: Over her head

Met a new dancer who introduced herself as "Buttercup," and then asked my name. I told her "Wesley". Blank face.

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Ot: trolls

We need more.

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The hook up

Friends of mine are trying to hook me up with a 43 year old woman. How do i explain to them that I only into half my age strippers?..LOL I'm 44 what the hell do I want with a woman…

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Hey Dougster - I Need Stock Advice

My stocks were doing so great I was getting ready to buy matching Bentley Continental GTs with LMN. with this slide today and my idea of getting rich on the Ashley Madison IPO, I'm thinking I should have maybe…

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You hairless apes got some splainin to do!

That's what my buddy Ricky Ricardo el Leon would say. Rick is, after all, a common name for lions and the lionhearted (e.g., rickdugan). I keep logging on expecting to see people giving my future viceroy rickdugan proper respect. What…

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Heard this on the radio

Divorce lawyers are planting false information on line to suggest that prospective or actual client spouses had an Ashley Madison account. I didn't follow the mechanics of how you do this, however, because I'm sure that members of such…

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What do strippers think about customers (and what, if anything, should we do abo

Other night the DS was sharing club stories with me and we got into a discussion about how she feels towards customers. The bottom line, she confirmed that she and many other dancers can't stand most customers. A big…

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Josh Duggar Friended Strippers On Secret Facebook Account — Even More Dirty Deta

http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/josh-duggar-cheating-scandal-friends-arkansas-strippers-facebook/

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Early 1900's sluttiness In Paris!

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vintage-erotica-depicts-parisian-sex-workers-in-the-early-1900s_55d49229e4b055a6dab22c51 Want to see some brilliantly furry muffs? :)

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What does your mother do for a living?

A 5th grade teacher asks her students what their mothers do for a living. Billy says, "My mom is nurse." Judy says, "My mom is a realtor." Then Johnny looks up at her and says, "My mom is a stripper. Every night, she…

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Bad news for OKC area SCers

http://www.koco.com/news/del-city-officials-close-down-fantasy-island-calling-it-a-public-nuisance/34802730

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Minneapolis massage parlors: don't bother to ask if you're a cop

It might be a pretty safe time to go to Minneapolis massage parlors right now. http://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-police-discontinue-prostitution-stings-at-massage-parlors/322463341/ One of the undercover cops was chastised by a judge for "outrageous" behavior while getting a HJ. The case was thrown out of court.

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What's the difference between a sushi bar and a strip club?

COLUMBIA, SC Richland County officials have closed, at least temporarily, what County Council member Seth Rose described as an “illegal strip club” and bar named Pandora that he said was licensed to open as a sushi bar. Pandora’s was operating on…

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TUSCL members of the peanut gallery

1) tumblingdice

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Kayla Kupcakes flashes the judge

And it's in the "Only in Florida" section which you people like so much. http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Woman-Flashes-Judge-in-Broward-County-Courtroom-322438482.html

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A sex story for JohnSmith

JS69 has shared several amazing sex stories. I thought I would share one back. True story Early one early Saturday morning I receive a text from a favorite - “Hey I need fifty bucks for <insert drama here>. Can you…

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The Evils of smoking pot....Pt.2......

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11378922_429755707208899_83702518_n.jpg Run for the hills, SJG, you're surrounded

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91,000 San Diegans are Ashley Madison members......

9 or 10 had government addresses. Some group went through the published list and found over 15,000 government and military addresses. The hackers posted on the dark web which I have no idea how to access.

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Tennessee strip clubs

So Nashville sucks with their 3 foot rule. But I just checked Memphis and it looks like their all bikini bars. What gives? Anybody from Tennessee have any insight? I was going to try a strip club in Memphis tonight…

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What's your "10"?

Seems like no 2 of us can agree on what beauty is but lets see if we can narrow it down. Which body do you think is the best? I'm going with Ukraine or Italy. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/08/17/ideal-womans-body-in-18-countries_n_7996712.html

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I'm surprised that neither JohnSmith69 nor the lion guy have posted this!

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2728477/Three-hungry-lionesses-square-angry-croc-fight-elephant-carcass.html I thought the daily mail was JohnSmith69's favorite and I'm sure the lion guy would spin this as evidence for the badassery of lions! That said, I'm not sure it is the best evidence of lion badassery given that the…

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How would you like to see these dresses on hot women?

www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dresses-that-arent-dresses_55d4eba3e4b0ab468d9fab9d I vote brilliant for Rose McGowan and Kelly Brook!

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Man Trying to Buy Cocaine at Strip Club Beaten Outside, Police Say

The Brooklyn strip club Pumps does not seem to be a good place to buy drugs. https://www.dnainfo.com/new-york/20150819/east-williamsburg/man-trying-buy-cocaine-at-strip-club-beaten-outside-police-say

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Pretty Viajes and "Flirting tips" part deux

After perusing SJG's latest novel on Mexican pussy... I've come to the conclusion that this is the REAL type of pussy he's looking for.... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGVT4-1DBU

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Scumbag Wars: Josh Duggar vs. Jared Fogle

Both a big time scumbags. Who's crimes and transgressions are worse? Duggar is a hypocrite. His family got rich and famous promoting marriage and Christian family values. Turns out he molested young girls while they slept (that's sick)…

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New sex toy?

Lol. The picture of the guy in the article with the wax figure is priceless! https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/blogs/celeb-news/madame-tussauds-explains-why-it-chose-that-position-for-nicki-minaj-s-wax-figure-190702725.html

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FDA approves first pill aimed at boosting female libido

http://www.local12.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/FDA-approves-fist-pill-aimed-at-boosting-female-libido-187816.shtml

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Drugs are awesome

https://youtu.be/bb4Mbn4gsaA

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Labor Day Weekend Clubbing

Anyone have experience clubbing on a Sunday before Labor Day? That's a day I usually am not out clubbing, but may be doing so this year. Specifically Detroit?

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Not a big selling for marriage

So now a leading advocate for marriage and "family values" is a PL who is not satisfied with just having sex with his wife. Will we ever admit as a society that all men are PLs, and all men…

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Disturbing Findings About Drinking and Driving

Number of people killed each year due to drinking and driving (as RickyBoy admits to routinely doing): Approximately 10,000 Number of people killed each year due to people bumping threads about RickyBoy's The System or calling RickyBoy gay: Exactly 0. Yet RickyBoy insists the…

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Topeka, Kansas

Are any of you familiar with the clubs in Topeka, Kansas. I have never visited any of the clubs here but wanted to get any advice or feedback on the best ones for things like hotness of the dancers…

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WTF?

http://dailym.ai/1WEFfHr Why would you have sex with a 17 year old and go to prison when you can find a legal 18/19 year old much easier. Does a year or two really make a difference? I don't get it.

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Attorneys are PLs Too

http://dailym.ai/1WEJHG0

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Montreal v Toronto 2015

Gents, Looking at one night in either Montreal or Toronto for a quick trip. Looking for intel on absolute best way to make it count. Full contact++, extras, OTC availability, and hot women are all a MUST. Does…

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Columbus OH 2AMer.

COLUMBUS (WCMH) — A man was shot during an argument at an east Columbus strip-club. According to Columbus police, it happened shortly after 2 a.m. at Rachel’s Gentlemen’s club at 6065 Channingway Blvd. Investigators say it started as a fight on the…

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Sofia Vergara admits she wants 'fake boobs' as she curses her 'huge' 32F breasts

You've got to love Sofia Vergara. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3202264/Sofia-Vergara-admits-wants-fake-boobs-curses-huge-32F-breasts-losing-perkiness.html

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Gary is the place for $100 sex

We had a discussion a week or two ago about the cost of extras. Some people claimed they could get FS for $100, which is far less than the prices I have heard. But now I read…

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When you are over seventy who gives a shit

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Cowboy: "Nah...She's purty good lookin'....." When you are over seventy who gives a .... *********** Some asshole looked at my beer belly…

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Terminology: PAWG

I just read a review where a girl was described as a "PAWG type" . What does that mean?

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Anyone a Marine?

I would think this might piss off a Marine, but maybe not if they are on TUSCL. http://www.xnxx.com/video11116064/marine_son_surprised_mom

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Technology is Great......Not!

Just got a text from a favorite. The managers at her club have an app installed on their phones that allow them immediate, real time access to view activities in the VIP The fact that there is technology to do…

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Ashley Maddison Leak

Hey guys, Been awhile. Hope all is well here. Just an FYI 4chan (basement of the internet, see Fappening [celebrity nude photo leak]) is blowing up over the Ashley Maddison database dump. They don't care about the average Joe, but they…

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PL Lies

A recent post about lies that dancers tell got me thinking about lies I tell dancers. I once told a dancer that I was well endowed. She challenged me to prove it and offered a free dance…

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THE DEFINITIVE GUIDE TO THE 11 BEST STRIP CLUBS IN DETROIT

This is one person's list. I don't necessarily agree. https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/detroit/detroit-s-11-best-strip-clubs?ref=facebook-869&share=c

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Never thought I would cross THAT item off my perv bucket list

I was hesitant to post this in a review for fear of the dancer putting two and two together, but here I go. I was at a club where the women are fine, the VIP is expensive and extras are…

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Divorce lawyers everywhere are rejoicing.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/hackers-dump-stolen-ashley-madison-data-onto-the-dark-web/ar-BBlQTmS

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"Buy the lady a drink?" or "Buy the lady a blunt?"

In a club that I go to either is possible. The question is, which leads to higher mileage or does it make any difference? In my experience I don't think it makes any difference. I know some dancers that…

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Detroit strip clubs

Anyone have a recommendation for a Detroit club? I'm looking for a club where the girls will sit and talk and have a drink or two. I'm not so concerned about all 9s and 10s although I don't…

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Message to Rick the Lion: Keep Yo Friends Out of Detroit

Farmerart, come on down! http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2015/08/17/yes-s-tiger-packard-plant-detroit/31850139/

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We’re not strippers, women claim in lawsuit against Cheetah's

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/news/crime-law/were-not-strippers-women-claim-in-lawsuit-against-/nnLpF/

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I love watching samali pitates ger blown up

https://youtu.be/rjSHZAAZnyM

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Heart Shaped Nipples?

First, thanks to everyone who gave me recommendations for Dallas ... went to Babydolls last night and just posted up a review. It is an experience to say the least. But really I wanted to poll the audience to see…

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yea this faggot ricky boy rights a shit load of fake ass reviews

yea this faggot ricky boy rights a shit load of fake ass reviews

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The Evils of Smoking Weed

Once again, there is proof that 'Reefer Madness' released in 1936 was correct. Snoop Dogg's son, Cordell Broadus quit the UCLA football team before his career evrn got started. Smoking weed makes you lazy and unmotivated.…

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RickyBoy Getting Lots of Props on his Reviews!

More appreciation of his most excellent Sysyem?

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Semen Hypocrisy

She's moving her mouth towards yours. It's got some of either your cum or your pre-cum in it. What a dilemma. On the one hand, ewwwww. On the other, you expect her to take you jiz in…

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Three Words I Didn't Expect to Hear...

I was at my local club last week. I'd expected to see her, but she wasn't the reason I was there last night. Just chillin. I've known her for a few weeks now. She's around 20 and I am very…

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A Boss's Dilemma

The boss of a company division was told by the company president to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack. His choice was a tough one because both were valuable and skilled employees. The boss…

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Family Business Part Deux

Has anyone ever actually done a VIP or gotten dances from a mother/daughter or sister/sister duo at the same time? Back when I lived in Dallas I recall a pair of twins that danced at Baby Dolls and I think they…

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Hey wildebeest boys, we're going to do to you hairless apes what our ancestors d

Recent work from hairless ape scientists: www.oregonlive.com/living/index.ssf/2015/08/smarts_stealth_and_retractable.html I didn't need science to tell me that cats are the pinnacle of evolution. And within cats it goes lions, tigers, leopards, cheetahs, and then other cats. We badass lions are the pinnacle of the…

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Why more couples are having date nights at the strip club.

For most couples, “catching a show” would mean seeing a play or a musical on Broadway. But for Angela, 30, going to a show with her boyfriend meant visiting one of her favorite strip clubs in Elizabeth, NJ. “It was like…