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Female Pubic Hair

This is likely to have been asked before, but here we go. There's something about a completely hairless vaginal area that doesn't sit well with me. I find a well-manicured landing strip (French wax) to be much sexier. All other…

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Auto mechanic joke

Q. How do you know that an auto mechanic has just been to the strip club? A. One of his fingers is clean.

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Giving a Woman an Orgasm

So, I'm fucking more women now than ever before in my life. Yes divorce is good. One interesting observation is how unique and different women are in what gets them off. Sure guys have our different sexual preferences, but…

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Have you ever seen a chicken strip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH3pWZn5dxY

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Week 7 NFL bets

I'm feeling lazy but want to go on record that I'm betting on the Vikings at -2.5 and got the steelers at even money (although it looks like that line has moved to -2). I like the Jets to lose but…

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Jennifer Connelly: hot or not?

Who else thinks that the young Jennifer Connelly was exceptionally hot? Examples: The Hot Spot, Of Love and Shadows, Mulholland Falls, Inventing the Abbotts, and House of Sand and Fog (in all of which she appears topless) and…

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Look For the Union Label

A dedicated UPS union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels nearby. When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union…

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Tom Brady Wants to Play 10 More Years

A few TUSCLers just got a massive erection

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Emily Blunt: Hot or Not?

I saw the movie Sicario, starring Emily Blunt a few weeks ago and as it was a very good movie, I found myself sitting there the entire time trying to decide if Emily Blunt is hot or just an average…

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the going price

It seams to me if a girl truly wants to play4pay the cost is $200 and I've noticed this from BP hookers, strippers and massage parlors But If they are truly not down the price goes up a lot and if you…

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Potholes in Oregon....

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Replies not showing

I tried to reply to a post both through the pc site and the mobile version and none of my replies are showing. Wanted to see if 1. Anyone else having this problem and 2 if even starting my…

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Friendly reminder of the impending cat revolution

You hairless apes better get your affairs in order. You have two choices. Prepare to be enslaved by your glorious big cat overlords. You will be treated well. What is your other choice? It rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!

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Burning my candle at both ends

On Tuesday a stripper came to my house for lunch and nooner fun. On Wednesday I spent the afternoon and evening in a strip club, drinking and playing with 5 or 6 strippers. At the club I…

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OT: Dyson sphere! Dyson sphere! Dyson sphere!

Not at all stripper related but still brilliant! Did anybody see the stories about KIC 8462852, the star that has been suggested to be a Dyson sphere? www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2015/10/the-most-interesting-star-in-our-galaxy/410023/ www.theatlantic.com/notes/all/2015/10/maybe-its-a-dyson-sphere/411121/ I bet sharkhunter is already trying to purchase tickets for a UFO trip…

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Plane Pickup Lines

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

High pressure

I stopped by early on a weekday evening as it was across the road from my hotel. At the door the girl asked if I was local. I told her I was staying at the…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Dirty Bird

Walked into the bird for the first time in a year. Went in before 1 so I had to pay $15 which includes a drink. Same layout as always. Nothing has changed at all. Same…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Back to Upland

Back in town and even though KHVII has been good to me I took the extra drive to upland as it is really my favorite spot in Socal. Last time I was there I bolted…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Day time crowd

Always a good time at Baby Dolls. Usual day time crowd and line-up. Found a new girl, 21, Randi, brunette, blue eyes, real looker. Can carry a conversation which is hard to find…

Ron's Barbary Coast

Gardena, California

A lame and hustling skang she was - and a comparison to King Henry VIII

Been here a few times before. 15 bucks to get in and you do get I free soft drink. But needless cover charge early in the evening with hardly any chicks there and just…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Mid-week visit to TD''s North

Stopped by TD's North on a Wednesday night. This was my second visit; I was there last year when I was previously in town for a conference. There was no line to get…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

First time visit....

Based on recent reviews I decided to check the club out... it's a 45 minute drive for me. I got there a little before 8 PM. The descriptions of the inside and outside…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

over viped

In our last Vegas trip we went to this club. 6 of us. After paying the high entry fee, we entered and found it packed. There were so may people and girl. There were empty…

PT's Brooklyn

East St. Louis, Illinois

Don't ever go there!!!!

I walked into the club at 10:10 pm and I was moderately dressed. There were 10-15 girls on the floor and only 2 were on cell phones. I got a drink and sat…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Good Time

Nice place to go for slump busting. Was here last Friday and settled in with a hottie. Was well taken care of. Be very direct with what you want and work it. Most of the…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Ruined

Cant believe a Tuesday could possibly be this good. I am officially ruined for any future strip club visit in the states. After going to Adelitas a few years ago decided to go…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good Enough

Went to the Hi-Liter on Sunday evening. A nice night seemed to mean a near-empty club. There were maybe a dozen customers, though more came throughout the evening, and eight dancers, a number which also…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Have had better visits than this one

I stopped by here a couple of times my last trip in town. This time I had limited success finding a good dancer to blow my wad and keep me entertained. I only have a…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Close to Airport; better than Deja Vu

After several visits, I'm really quite neutral on this club. I would never pay for lap dances again, but it's worth checking when you have a layover. The talent has decreased over the last 2…

Strip Joint

Pomona, California

Slow nights aren't worth it

The Strip Joint is one of my favorite clubs, so much so that I'm willing to drive 45 minutes just to get there. Most of the time I've had great experiences, but I'm writing to…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Full Nude In The Middle Of Nowhere

I swore I'd never step foot in here again but I was heading back home from central Illinois and Peoria was way out of my way, didn't feel like going to the joint in Kappa…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

great grinds

Visiting for business, so I thought I better check out the portland scene. Of the SCs I visited, Dolphin 2 was my best experience.I didn't have to deal with late night/street people shenanigans in…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

A better Sunday than my previous visit....

Decided to spend some more quality time at Atlantis a couple Sundays back. Good mix of stage dancers ranging from a high 6 up to maybe an 8 or two (the latter being up…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

tuesday evening

the girls on this night were on point. i didn't have anyone nagging me for dances. there were casual conversations and quick hellos. 7 bucks to get in, about another 7 for beers. they have…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Rough

I stopped by on a weekday evening. No cover. I stood out like a sore thumb as my clothes matched and were clean. There were three dancers, but all hidden when I walked in…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Weeknight Stroll

I've been here quite a few times this past year and have become somewhat of an infrequent regular. The thing that makes this place different is that you seem to get the most mileage…

Phoenix

Milton Keynes, England

WORTH A VISIT IF YOU CAN FIND IT

I went here in late August on a Thursday night at around midnight and did not make notes at the time so this is based on memory. It was quite hard to find - it…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Body Slide

Was able to get up to Allure last Friday, it was my birthday so they waved the door fee. I opted for the VIP with body slide and it was well worth it. Called ahead…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

low class, gives you what you want.

I've now gone to Dollies a few times while in the St. Louis area. There isn't much to say that hasn't been said already in other posts. the club is on the eastern…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Came here last Saturday around 9:30 pm, it was my first time to a club in Indiana

Came here last Saturday around 9:30 pm, it was my first time to a club in Indiana. Cover was $6 and I don't recall the prices for beer. The place was not busy, maybe because…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Chubby ladies all around

This is not my type of place, mainly because almost every one of these women (15 plus women on a late Wednesday afternoon) was significantly heavier than I like, some by a lot.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Its Back

Hi All, I thought I would write to let everyone know that the ballpark is back to its old fun spot. You can catch some decent looking girls there all be it on the older…

Desiree's Preferred Gentlemen's Club

San Angelo, Texas

Desiree SAn Angelo, TX Oct 16, 2015

I got there about 6:45.No cover got I then got a $1.50 Coors light. At that time there was a girl dancing. She had long blonde hair, lots of tats, small but good looking,…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Afternoon visit

Was off from work so made an afternoon visit. Surprised to see lots of cars in the parking lot. Entered and was hit on by the bartender right away.She was cute and young. Water was…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

this place is a rip off

this place is a rip off. the girls will allow a lot of touching but then they all push for a vip dance for hundreds of dollars. i had one black girl there tell me…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Second visit a couple of months later

Don't live in Phoenix, travel there for work. Second visit (reviewed earlier). Was disappointed - maybe it was the day - maybe the changes they have made. Prior visit - was amazed…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

It's been a little while

Went to a Tuscl meetup at HL last night. Been a little while since I've been here. Now last time i came with rh48hr and the two of us were roundly ignored.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Deja Vu - Airport Experience

This was my very first visit to the Deja Vu Airport club. and I think I may have found a new favorite club to go to. To sum up my experience, Great service, Great girls,…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good for a couple of beers

I haven't been to Penns Port in a while, but was in the neighborhood and decided to stop in. This is a classic Philly 'working mans' bar. It's located near the docks at the port…

For Your Eyes Only Southampton

Southampton, England

BAD EXPERIENCE

Sadly after my experience here last night I must withdraw my recommendation of this place. I had had two nice private dances with different girls when another customer for no apparent reason took a picture…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Sin 3

I visited Sinsations several times during day and night shift. I last visited on a Thursday night. The entrance fees is unchanged at $10 at night ($5 daytime). Add another $5 for soft drinks. Private…

Secrets Showgirls

El Monte, California

I decided to check out bliss on a weekday afternoon for a change

I decided to check out bliss on a weekday afternoon for a change. They're located right off valley blvd and have their own parking lot. There's usually a lady behind glass at…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Rosalyn

Have been going here for years.I like the friendly low pressure environment. Was here on a Tuesday and had the greatest lapdance ever with Rosalyn. This was my second time with her. . Will…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Typical

This was my first trip back to Bogarts in approximately 3 years. As some have spoken to the "remodeled" Bogarts is the same as before with the exception of moving the DJ booth to the…

Club Taboo

Gatineau, Quebec

Friendly

Not the hottest club in Ottawa but it was still nice not to have a thousand other guys competing for girls attention. I sat down and right way had a girl on my lap. Some…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Not so Outgoing

I was passing through and stopped in to see what was going on. The first thing I noticed when I pulled up was a guy sitting in his car with with a large wooden crucifix…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Foxtails Lounge Review

Dropped by for a few visits over the past couple of month on different weekday evenings. Area seems safe enough, although its location is on a residential side street. Plenty of off-street parking…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Week-end at Lipstick

I visited this club both Saturday night and Sunday night very early in the evening. I would say I arrived at 5 and left just after the day shift girls left on Saturday and…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Look but dont touch - pretty girls, good food, good drinks but no hanky-panky

I've been going off and on to the Good Guys since the late 70's when I wasnt actually old enough to legally enter but had a good fake ID and enough facial fuzz to pass…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Cheating at lunch

So less than 24 hrs prior to my visit to Cheetah in Palm Beach, I attempted to visit the other 2 sister clubs south of there with disappointing results. It was 5:10 pm when I attempted…

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, Maryland

Quiet but friendly

Took a trip to this place on Sunday, was very quiet and almost empty but the girls that were here were nice and friendly to me and the other guy who had been sitting at…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Mixed Bag

I arrived with tempered expectations at Baby Dolls. First off, the parking situation is fantastic - there are a couple off duty officers patrolling the lot and the parking was ample. $7 cover to get…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

NO FUN AT ALL

Stopped in about 5:30 in the afternoon hoping to find something like the old Mickey's vibe. The set up is weird. You enter into a first room that's dark, pass the stage in…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

First time at Biggins...

Went to Biggins during Biketoberfest this year 2015. Haven't been to a club in a while and decided to check it out. It's not a high quality club to say the least. There wasn't an…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Full Menu

First time at this club. Decent lighting around exterior. Located in business park area, seems generally safe. I arrived around 8:30 pm, no bouncer, no cover. Basic setup with tables and chairs in center, stage…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Revisit and revisit again

I've revisited this club a few times on Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday nights before 8pm with a hotel key to limit the cover charge to $5 (and not the normal $10 for non-members). Friday…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

ZOmbie crawl pregame

I headed down a little early for a pub crawl and went to DG's for a little stress relief. The only thing I find really annoying here is it seems there is always a…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Prop of JYD Review

This was one of the first clubs I went too. JYD is right club has gone through some changes, much better now. Girls are usually fun in my experience, some more than others. Very…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

One Of The Best Clubs In So Cal

I came because a friend wanted to see a stripper so I tagged along. We went at 10pm on a Tuesday 4 weeks ago. They had $100 for 10-15 mins not sure in Fantasy room…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Amazing time

So this club is not a club its just peep shows. You walk in pick a girl go in her room and talk about what type of show you would like. Nothing illicit…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

It Got Better From My Last Review

I left a club down the block because one of the girls told me straight that this club is better with cute girls so we came here. She was right...we only paid $5 to enter…

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"Home party"

During a recent lap dance that became very "hands on," I was given information about a private house party organized by another veteran dancer. Information shared by the dancer suggests that this is a regular event that occurs on a…

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My "problem" of having too many strippers may have just gotten worse

So the trolls will have a field day with this one, spouting venom that only they can understand or give a shit about. Have fun losers since I won't read a disgusting word that your sick little twisted minds…

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Asses

Would you get a dancefrom a dancer with an ass bigger than yours?

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Hypothetically; A guy has cancer. He's not visibly sick. He lives in central O

Okay. It isn't hypothetical. It's me. I have a night to myself this weekend before I go for (pretty significant) surgery on Monday. I've enjoyed the full contact company of the girls at Living Room in Dayton.…

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Getting Dances

Would you get dances from a dancer with smaller boobs than you have?

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I'm in Papi_Chulo mode

I've been on a bit of a SC binge the past few weeks. The sad thing is that it has been flat asses all over the strip clubs I have been to recently. I'm going to go in Papi_Chulo mode. Whenever…

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Halfway there

I'm halfway to my goal of 100 different clubs visited/reviewed. Geez I go to strip clubs too much lol. Did any of you visit at least 50 different strip clubs by the age of 27?

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Relatively new Pittsburgh Club

I found though some contacts a new strip joint in the Greater Pittsburgh Area. It's called the Hideout and its in Mount Pleasant, PA. I tried to add it to this site a week ago but it hasn't been added.…

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I'm canceling my trip to Ft Collins CO

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3282351/Colorado-college-town-retains-ban-topless-women.html

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Shits and giggles

It's all dhits and giggles until someone giggles and shits https://youtu.be/8cMeXc4McnU

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Preferred dress for a PL....asking the girls

I'm looking to expand how I dress to go look at naked strippers. I have no idea what looks good on me, Beach comber look? Business suit look? Polo shirt casual look.? Grunge jeans and Iron Maiden t-shirt look.? In…

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Who leaves the VIP room first?

1) her 2) you 3) together 98% of the time I leave with her which usually involves waiting for her to get dressed and/or exchanging phone numbers. 1% of the time she leave first which is usually after a wham bam, thank you mam. 1%…

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Strip Club Map

Is there a way or place to look on a map at all clubs in a state? When I am planning a road trip I have to look up all the cities to determine if I am going to…

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A moral dancer

I'm talking to the dancer who laters spits in the floor. She says she would never work in a nude club. I ask why. She says it's immoral to put your pussy on display in a club so…

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Redheads

I love a gorgeous, slutty redhead with good sized natural breasts. This is what my new OTC candidate looks like: http://www.imagefap.com/photo/1651717727/ Please don't show your ignorance by criticizing redheads.

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Kevin Hart involved in altercation outside strip club

Not a 2AMer. http://www.mercurynews.com/celebrities/ci_28996247/kevin-hart-involved-altercation-outside-strip-club

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For those of you who like thick women

Be careful out there http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3281302/Transgender-woman-used-married-bearded-240lbs-U-S-Marine-overcompensating-secret-desire-woman-reveals-female.html

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Augusta; small town

If you are in Augusta for travel or work, the strip club scene is limited. The good thing is there are three strip clubs all on the same street ( about a few blocks from…

Skin and Games

Portland, Oregon

Trying to be upscale in Gresham

Finally decided to check out Sinrock, which was the old Jody's, in Gresham. Pleasantly surprised with the decor, really nice interior, red velvet everywhere. Rack was in the middle facing the bar, there is…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Crazy Night

This place is atrocious. We kind of got suckered in to going here because the cab driver had discount cards to get us in, which, if we were not inebriated, probably would have realized…

Babe's Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Best stop of the Day

Recently took a friend out to some strip clubs for his birthday. Went to several places first that all bombed, little or no activity, girls that either didn't try to dance well or couldn't…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Visit to Milwaukee

I stopped by Silk in Milwaukee to catch the second half of the Packer game and see some girls dance. Turned out to be a so so visit. Not bad as the girls were above…

Dream Palace

Tempe, Arizona

Waste of space

Went to this club on a day long trip taking a friend of mine to different clubs for his birthday. Barely walking in the door they immediately wanted us to go into a back…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Went to Miss kittys for the first time a few weeks ago during the day, and was surprised how its not near as bad as youd think by looking at the outside

Went to Miss kittys for the first time a few weeks ago during the day, and was surprised how its not near as bad as youd think by looking at the outside. Unforturatley there were…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Still my favorite SC

I wanted to check out the day shift, but my schedule didn't allow me, so I arrived around 9:00pm. The club was fairly busy for a Tuesday night but there were plenty of girls…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

First timer

Went there in the middle of the week in the middle of the day. Had to park on the street, but it was during the day so I wasn't too worried. Outside of the club…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

10/17 vist

I decided to stop by Henry's last Saturday night around 8pm since its had been a couple months since my last visit. I had never gone on a Saturday before(I usually prefer going during the…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Disappointed

My friend and I were both looking forward to visiting this club and made it our first stop on our day long outing to various clubs around the east valley. Unfortunately we were told…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

Waste of time and gas

Drove out to phoenix just to visit this club because my friend and I had heard a lot about it. When we showed up the first thing we noticed was that the stage was…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls Was Fun, Crowded, But Fun

My friend was having relationship woes so we decided to spend a night out at BD's to get his head out of it. We and another friend went and had a blast. When you enter…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

OK place

Afternoons might be the right time to stop in this place. Handful of girls of different sizes and shapes. I noticed a new girl and got a dance from her. Attractive, skinny, and nice lingerie.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

How about some positivity?

Despite some recent poor reviews, Jens is still an OK place. Yeah $4 for a coke is ridiculous, but theres no cover so I dont make a big deal about it. ***NEWS FLASH**** Tonight I…

City Limits

Canton, Ohio

What no-smoking rule?

There was NEVER a smoker in the club before since they have a patio out back to serve as the smoking lounge, but not today. My chubby regular came over and we did a…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

I went back

I've been back a few times. Heres what I have found. Early evening is the best. Some of the better girls leave at 10. On a previous visit the girls were using the stage a bunch.…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Uh-oh

This place used to be my favorite place to go. It got off the list after it changed ownership a few years back. Quality of girls and clientele dropped sharply. Adding the metal detector and…

XTC Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Not worth your time...

XTC Cabaret (the north location, as there are two locations) is not worth your time. I had a great time at XTC south, and since this is also a nude club, I decided to try…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Fun Sunday Night

Well first I was a little thrown off by the name and wasnt sure if this would be the atmosphere Im used to. And i was definately right..when it came to the music. Lots of…

Blue Zebra Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Bad quality of girls

This club could easy be the best in valley it has very good vibe but the big problem is the quality of dancers and any good quality never stay here just couple weeks maximum and…

Cabaret Le Folichon

L’Ancienne-Lorette, Quebec

Nice club ...pleasantly surprised

Was in the area for work and decided to check the place out! Not many places to choose from but this place seemed to have decent reviews. And I was happy to see that…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

New Day shift

This club is usually hit or miss but with the right girl, it can be a great hit. The day shift is now from 5 to 9:30 pm at $5 a song so it is…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Another trip to EB

Found myself in the EB neighborhood on a recent Sunday afternoon and decided to stop in. There are many things to like about this club, it's imediately off the hwy, bar/club is spacious, beer…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Back on the Wheel (i.e. Players Club)

I visited Players Club a few Fridays ago for my monthly fix. Again, the ladies did not dissapoint. There were some of the staples (Bree, Mandy, Chloe???), but also some new girls...a gorgeous blond and…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

Alright

I visited LA grand on a Friday night around 8. There were between 10 and 20 chicas (seemed all Latina) and less than ten guys. I clocked in a girl who claimed to be Brazilian.…

Dance Saloon

Brunswick, Ohio

The physical layout of the bar and atmosphere in the previous reviews is accurate, no need to further discuss those points

The physical layout of the bar and atmosphere in the previous reviews is accurate, no need to further discuss those points . I arrived around 830 on a Tuesday night I was one of two…

Rick's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

After show fun

A couple friends and I happened to be downtown for a concert and I finally made to this club (I don't go downtown that often). The place was dark inside and had a decent crowd…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Tommy'sToo?

The first thing I noticed when I walked in was how nice the club looked. I didn't expect that considering the exterior and the location. Walked up to the bar and ordered a…

Empire Erotica

New York, New York

Interesting peep show experience

I had read about this place before and decided to visit while I was in town. The building was actually hard to find because it's currently under construction. The peep show is the only portion…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Don't judge a book by its cover

I've been going here for years. Anytime I have time in Indy, this is a club near the top of my list. Why? Because I've gotten lucky many times. Despite its…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

First Timer

Been to a lot of clubs in Detroit in the past, but this was my first time at Bogarts. I was planning on Flight Club, but drove by and saw Bogarts and decided to…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

YMMV

PT's is one of the nicer looking clubs inside (Indy is not known for super posh clubs). Afternoon cover is $5, probably more at night. Private dances are $25/song, with a one-time fee…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Tjs Showgirs

Came to Tjs around 2pm and got in for "free" but had to pay a two drink minimum for $12. I got my drink going and was ready to roll. There is no drink…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

First trip was a good one

Didn't realize it was a BYOB place until I'd already gotten in there, but the staff was nice and let me run out for some beer without requiring another cover. There were more dancers than…

Risqué

Tampa, Florida

Just before shift change

So I wanted to kill some time with cold beers and half nekkid girls on a tuesday. Figured worst case scenario is one beer and done. I stayed for 6 so not too bad.…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Gone Downhill

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon and all I can say is this place has gone downhill since my last visit. I should have checked here before wasting any money, even though I didnt spend…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Visited scores after a long self imposed plan to stay away

Visited scores after a long self imposed plan to stay away. I was lured back by a dancer who I met at another club and she emailed me to come in. The club…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Fun time on an afternoon

Had a couple hours to kill, so what better place to go than the Hugger? I will warn you, when you walk in it is dark. I always head to the bathroom to give my…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice club, spacious and clean. Expensive but worth it on occasion

I went here on a Tuesday evening and it was pretty slow up until maybe 10pm. There were probably about 10 dancers in the early evening but more showed up when it got later. Even…

Christie's Cabaret Tucson

Tucson, Arizona

Lunch??

This used to be Club Turbulence, a pretty fun nude club, the just Turbulence, when it got it's liquor license, then "dirt" when they lost it when the cops shut it down when a gang…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Still Good

Hit up one af my favorite clubs after being way for 6 months. It hasn't changed at all and that's good except they cut the songs down short to about 2-230 per song. They had…

Landing Strip

Mississauga, Ontario

Expensive But Fun

I stayed at a hotel close to this club so it was easy to access. Parking area is well lit. Area is pretty safe. Bouncer was in a good mood as the Blue Jays had…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

Getting Worse, if That's Possible

I wasn't expecting much at LA Grand this trip, and my experience failed even these low expectations. Mostly, they have raised prices without an accompanying increase in value to the customer. This is…

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preferred dress on a stripper?

I'm looking to expand how i dress to appeal to a wider variety of customers. sweet and innocent, dominant, maid, ect... Please share what catches your eye. Thank you

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Mature Male... Think I Wanna Bang Some Strippers

Any advice? Damn since all these girls are coming on here and asking for stripper advice - I might as well ask for advice on how to fuck strippers. I already own a shiny suit like Ricky, I am prepared to drop…

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Rubber failure

What do you do when the condom breaks or come off. Had a girl doing RCG and kept going after I finished then pressed her legs tight together as she got off me taking the rubber with/in her. It was…

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Advice to Wanna Be Strippers:

1. You need to start spending time in strip clubs to see for yourself how it is done. If you have not done this, then you probably don't know. 2. In many of these places anything goes.…

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Cum Disposal

What's the most disgusting way that a stripper has disposed of your cum after a VIP? Mine was a couple weeks ago. Dancer said she didn't want to swallow, so I told her to bring napkins or tissues cause I…

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Nooner

I had arranged for a stripper to stop at my house on her way to work. She arrived around 11:30AM, and I gave her a nice home-cooked lunch. Then she gave me a fantastic blow job, followed…

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My System to Avoid Being Part of a 2amer

When I find myself in a club and 2 am is approaching, I go get lap dances or do a VIP. Guys rarely if ever get shot while getting a lap dance. All the bad shit usually happens out…

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What I've learned from strippers

I have a huge dick. I am a hot guy

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rickdugan is a Major Faggot!

Title says it all! Lol!

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What kind of spam mail filters do you guys use or think is the best?

A hacker stole user information from a web site and apparently sold it to spammers. I'm considering getting rid of the old email. Either way seems like a lot of extra work.

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How many strippers is too many strippers?

Specifically, how many strippers is it feasible to have an ongoing OTC relationship with at the same time? I have three regulars OTC -- two paid and one free. I see the paid ones once a week and the free one…

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Who is TUSCL's biggest PL? And should I go all wildebeest on his ass?

So many possibilites. It's not that forgot to wipe idiot because I've already given that aging wannabe hipster hairly ape. Didn't even realize it was him until I noticed that he had skid marks in his underwear. I just didn't like…

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No, that was not the reason

I tried to send a stripper a picture of the White House that I took last week when I was in Washington, but my iPhone came back with the message "Not delivered." So I texted her. Me: Can you…

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Here is a high class escort from Hollywood....

Is she worth $450? I guess, but her boobs should be more natural looking http://www.eros.com/california/los_angeles/files/566982.htm

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Texas strip clubs busted for prostitution

The story contains a slide show of all the Texas clubs that have been fined for prostitution. Is this an expose or an advertisement? http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/NW-Houston-gentleman-s-club-busted-for-6576449.php

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HOW TO WRITE REVIEWS.

1. State specifically what "Milage" Means: If your in Chicago, perhaps this means full contact. If your in Detroit, we'll you can imagine what that means. 2. Everyone has different preferences for girls. Some like black chicks, some like white…

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There is an app for serious shit talking

http://m.mentalfloss.com/article.php?id=67696

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Hug a hunter

http://hugahunter.com/ If you dont like guns, log on and find out how they protect wildlife.

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Crazyjoe the chef

I cooked a dam turkey today and bakes a cake. I am full to the brim

Tijuana

Anyone ever smoked weed from TJ?

So i know a lot of you mongers go to TJ everyone one in a blue and I always read about the hoes and drinks and such but where's the weed man? I know some of you guys toke and…

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Rate Suckers

Get snapshot from Progressive

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Man I miss the days of Alucard and the Dot.

Throw in a little Slick Spic while your at it.

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Biggest pussy on TUSCL?

Why it's ZiptheLion of course....kitty paws, not lion claws

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Best overall strip club in the United States!

Let's have a discussion on which is the overall best strip club in the country. My parameters are combining value, mileage, and dancer quality. Follies comes to mind right away, but I hear the dancer quality is not great there, I…

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Follies Meet Saturday 10/24/15

I will be meeting up w/ the master (aka shadowcat) @ Follies on Sat 10/24/15 around 1:00 pm. If you'd like to stop by and shoot the bull and monger w/ some fellow TUSCLers; then mosey on over. I will be in…

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I have a dilemma. I have a new friend that want to fuck John Smith's ex-DS. Shou

About two days ago I dispatched that forgot to wipe moron. Guy was an aging hipster with a soul patch. Can you believe it? I got grossed out while eating him because his underwear had skid marks. Just as I…

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The Beginning of Playboy

https://youtu.be/SAFWchUBP8c A guy has the very first edition of Playboy. Sold it for $1,400. Wonder if it would go for more now that Playboy stopped putting nudes in their magazine.

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Terre Haute 2AMer

This one hits close to home! I've been to 6th Avenue Dancers *many* times, including occasionally at 2am. Nothing good happens at strip clubs at 2am! http://www.tribstar.com/news/sought-in-fatal-bar-shooting/article_ba52f586-74f7-11e5-a222-bbec1a7a0567.html?utm_source=WhatCounts+Publicaster+Edition&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily_Newsletter&utm_content=2+sought+in+fatal+bar+shooting 2 sought in fatal bar shooting Scene of the crime: The sidewalk outside…

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Rickdugan, stop trying to hit on guys in parking lots

https://youtu.be/HzHl5dLIZq0

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Houston 2AMer.

HOUSTON -- One man is dead and another is injured after a shooting outside of a strip club in northeast Houston. Houston police say several men were fighting inside Chics Cabaret at East Freeway and Mercury Drive just after midnight Sunday…

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This is so sad

Fuck all the young strippers while you still can. Some day we will all end up like this. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3277784/Model-describes-Playboy-Mansion-s-damp-rooms-hospital-food-Hugh-Hefner-frail-relies-nurses-babes.html

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Have you ever found yourself staring?

Have you ever found yourself staring at an unique beauty? She was a civilian in her early 30s that worked at a local earth based pharmacy. Nice bod in thin low rise pants. Extremely pleasing features with eyes and a…

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Whos tuscls biggest pl?

Johnsmith69. Lol!

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Seating Etiquette

If one finds an open seat at the bar or a table; and there's nothing to indicate there was someone sitting there (drink; etc); and you then sit down and then 10 minutes later a dude comes and says that's…

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Las vegas strip clubs

free limo ride & no cover charge with the purchase of 2 drinks to any Las Vegas Strip clubs text Chris 559-776-9795 when your in town, limo will pick you up from your resort or hotel.

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nice dreams

So what's the best you had lately? This morning I dreamed about a class of roughly 30 teenage girls roughly 18 to 19 yrs old and the female instructor was going to teach them how to give a bj through hands…

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I Did Something with a Stripper That I Should Not Have Done

For the first time in 20 years of strip clubbing, I sent a stripper an advance on our next otc meeting. Sent it via Walmart money gram which coincidently she knew all about. I know I shouldn't have done this.…

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When's the last time you were this excited?

Found a million dollars? Hot pussy for free?.....or this? https://allthingsignant.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/fat-guy-eating-giant-hamburger.jpg?w=614

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Two men "lured by sex," only one survives

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/10/03/two-men-lured-by-sex-one-escapes-from-car-trunk-the-other-found-dead-in-burned-vehicle/#.ViGIV87vsxk.facebook Live or die: That’s the choice a restrained man locked in a car trunk was facing Wednesday afternoon. Surveillance video shows how the victim seized the opportunity after he slipped out of his bonds. He was able to pull the…

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Show Us Your Tits

But not at a gender equality event http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3276175/We-rush-boobs-Fraternity-member-sparks-outrage-asking-student-met-Free-Nipple-gender-equality-event-topless-photos-recruitment-week.html

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Strip Stakes: What It Costs To Be An Exotic Dancer in 2015

http://ratter.com/ratter/all/ratter/213870-strip-stakes

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Because it's Saturday

A successful rancher near Red Deer died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch…

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I Love Strippers!

i can't believe sometimes that gorgeous young women let me do everything I want. Absolutely everything. More than I can possibly imagine. It's like every fantasy I've ever had all rolled up into one and come to…

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Thick/BBW strip clubs in NYC??

Looking to further my stripping into clubs besides just underground parties..anybody knowany clubs that allow thicker women??..I heard Gallagher is this true?..thanks

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What ever became of Clubber and Farmerart?

Only the good die young.

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Best Catch in the History of Football?

Did y'all see this? http://youtu.be/RDzfvVwJ1qI

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Healthy cum

Recently, I met up with a former dancer who doesn't mind blowing me and eating it. When she was done, she said, "You know, you have really healthy tasting cum. It's obvious that you eat right, don't smoke, and don't…

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Follies of the Southwest

Next week either Tuesday or Wednesday (Oct 20 or 21) Lone Wolf and I are planning a visit to Follies of the Southwest (otherwise known as Hi Liter). Let me know if any other Phoenix pervs would like to…

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Week 6 NFL bets

I don't like most of this week's action. I hate games between 2 bad teams (Houston @ JAX), and hate games where a very good team should win in a blowout (Patriots, Packers). I don't expect the chargers to lose…

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Big-boobed barista no longer working at my favorite coffee shop :(

It has been at least a month since I saw my favorite barista in the morning and I never asked her for ITC or OTC (in this case, in the coffeehouse and out of the coffeehouse)! Not brilliant! :( Big-boobed barista…

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Mecca

We should add Mecca to the glossary to describe those Strip Clubs such as Follies that every hobbyist hopes to visit. The second definition here nails it on the head. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/mecca

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The Doll House, Jacksonville, FL

Hey guys, I got my attention dead set on a girl that used to work at Sinsations, but now works at The Doll House. Just something about her gets me going. Her name is Mariah and am…

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Fellow Employee Dating a Stripper

A buddy at work came up to me and said that he's dating this smoking hott chick. He showed me a picture. She was indeed hott and my first response without hesitation was, "Is she a stripper?" His response "Yah!!!"…

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Lamar Odom partied in strip club before going to brothel

"Odom spent five consecutive days in the club’s VIP room—where he allegedly demanded sexual favors from employees" http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/lamar-odom-drug-overdose-bender-spearmint-rhino-strip-club-las-vegas/