Mature Male... Think I Wanna Bang Some Strippers
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Damn since all these girls are coming on here and asking for stripper advice - I might as well ask for advice on how to fuck strippers.
I already own a shiny suit like Ricky, I am prepared to drop the equivalent of a house payment on a stripper like JS69, I have witty charm like Motörhead, Gawker and Shadow, I DO NOT live with my mom like SJG, I am gullible enough like 4Got that's it's still cute and not annoying and I can give these bitches life and financial advice like Dougie, what else do I need to know?
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I have a pulse, my dick can still get hard, I take a shower and wash my dick before I go to the club, I brush and floss my teeth, I am polite (but not a pussy) to just about everyone in the club, I don't wear bullshit clothes, and I bring adequate funds. There, those seem like fail proof ways to get laid, and I can't even begin to tell you how many douches forget to do one or several of the above mentioned things before going to a club.
No, I'm talking about sheep strippers.... WTF you're not talking to LMN or Juice here...
If you want to Lap Dance Cum, wear baggy, loose fitting pants. And go commando if possible.
"Compliments of Captain Insano..." (Bonus points if you know what movie that quote is from).
Hi, my name is Gawker. Want to go to CR? Sure! What happens there? What do you want to happen? BBFS., Wow, that'll cost you $400 for a 1/2 hour. I don't know, kinda steep. Take it or leave it. How about BBBJCIM? That'll be $300. How about $250? Ok I guess.
Now I'm not the final word on blow jobs, but it was serviceable and accomplished the job, but it was just 2 steps above sitting in front of my computer with a box of tissues. I want to have time for foreplay, whispering about wants and likes; caresses and strokes. I want time to make her cum while my tongue licks her clit and I feel her legs clench around my head. I want the whole enchilada, not just a hot dog with yellow mustard.
My point is that you can approach them either way. Some may slap your face if you're too blunt, so even if she's wearing a sign with flashing lights saying $5.00 a throw, take the time to assess the woman and where she's coming from.
I love how half the responses know I'm fucking with ya and the other half take me seriously.
Gawker - nice story btw
JS69 is a stripper? And you're ready to drop the equivalent of a house payment on him?
Ew. But at least John can squirrel away some cash for those upcoming alimony payments.
as in "I party like js69"
"I like to stop at mcdonalds after a night of strip clubbing like js69"
"I like to eat twinkies like Juice does"
"I like to bring buckets of chicken with me to the club lime Juice does"
"I seldom wear a shiny suit to the club like rickdougan does"
clear enough for you know? understand the context of my "like?" lol
And you did say "a stripper like JS69." lol