Preferred dress for a PL....asking the girls

LMFAO!!!!

most girls prefer pants or shorts that are stuffedwith $100 bills in the pockets, ready to be given away.

Ive heard most girls like soft slacks versus jeans when giving guys lapdances. Shiny suits will work too.

Hahahaha

I stopped wearing dresses to strip clubs

We all know that white polyester three piece suits are lady killers....

Rickyboy suggests a three piece white polyester suit but I find gym shorts and a wifebeater to work quite well.

I have had the best luck in an Armani suit. The fact that I was sitting lopsided due to the wad of cash in my pocket may have played a role. The suit whispers "Money". The thin material doesn't chafe the girl's ass and you get good sensation through the material as well. She'll know how long you are and what religion, too.

Long live The System!

The System! should be in the glossary...

My ex-ATF liked regular cotton khakis, my C/F doesn't mind jeans contrary to popular belief, and unless she's an extras girl, a dancer will not like an ultra thin Patagonia deal because she knows if you cum, it will leak right through on to her.

"I stopped wearing dresses to strip clubs"

Geez, I hope you're wearing something to the clubs, Joe.

Kilts with a shirt they can unbutton so they can play with my chest hair.