How about some positivity?

Despite some recent poor reviews, Jens is still an OK place. Yeah $4 for a coke is ridiculous, but theres no cover so I dont make a big deal about it.

***NEWS FLASH**** Tonight I saw something I had NEVER EVER seen before! The big tall bartender LT SMILED! And he did it more than once!! Unbelievable. It might have been since he wasnt doing bartending duties. Another guy was behind the bar and working his ass off. He still did a good job, and LT helped him for a while.

Eleanor was the only face I recognized. She a larger AA that breaks EVERY rule the other girls say is a rule, but I dont mind. Luckily she doesnt remember me and still grabs my hands, puts them on her boobs and starts dancing. You can do almost anything to her, and "almost" doesnt count in the back. She'll whine about needing a bigger tip at anytime, but ignore it.