Typical

This was my first trip back to Bogarts in approximately 3 years. As some have spoken to the "remodeled" Bogarts is the same as before with the exception of moving the DJ booth to the side wall by the bathroom/dressing rooms. Boggies is a blue collar bar with naked chick who will take care of your needs. Period. Don't expect more and you wont be disappointed. Of the 16 dancers working, 5 shouldn't have been, 5 were a tad past their prime, 5 were of interest, and the one redhead, wow! I never got her mane as she was always busy with several regulars, but tipped her stage act, every time. She was the only dance to get completely nude on stage, she certainly seemed to enjoy the attention! Failing to get her to myself, one of the slender brunettes slid up to the seat next to me and made her sales pitch, and what a pitch it was. She said she had an 80 dollar "special", good for the next customer only. I inquired as to what that entailed, and I was pleasantly surprised when she stated it involved junior, swallowing, and her mouth. Who was I to argue. Paid for the wristband and got the second cubical, she closed the curtain and disrobed very quickly. I kind of expected a bait and switch, but she got right to work. Relatively skilled at the craft, but not totally amazing. After 2 songs she asked if I wanted a cover and we could go further for 40 more, I declined, and she went back to completing the agreed upon service. Song and 1/2 later, off I went in search of a drink. All in all a good trip, I am certainly glad I do not live closer as this place would become an addiction.

As always, this is a work of fiction.