Cum Disposal

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With that kind of a girl I think I'd rather cum on her face.

But anyway, when in San Francisco I've opted away from such 'extras', and instead turned it around by DATYing dancers. It has a big effect on them

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That's why most dancers keep their shoes on in VIP. Me too. :)

On the shirt tail of my dress shirt before I could say WTF. Left with make up and cum on my shirt. Had to do a pre wash before taking it to the cleaners.

Spit in her hand then wiped on the curtain in the doorway

Spitting it behind the sofa is about as bad as I have seen.

Trummps in Detroit, same experience as you JohnSmith. I left totally grossed out.

Same thing.

Had a dancer spit it on the floor beside the couch and the wall. I've also seen dancers wipe their hands on the curtains.

Those VIPs are a virtual petrie dish of DNA.

Had a stripper spit it in another strippers mouth and then make out with her,hard to tell who swallowed.

It could be worse.

xnxx.com

This is one of thousands of reasons that I love Tootsies. They put a box of tissues in each VIP room. And I think there might be a trash can too. Very considerate not to mention sanitary.

One girl lifted up the corner of the carpet in the VIP room and spit it there. That's about as bad as I've seen.

I had an AA bitch give me BBBJ – she was a ROB – after our session in the dark dance booth I noticed my shorts were extremely wet – turns out the bitch was spitting out onto my shorts as she was giving me head – what a bitch – had to leave after that b/c my shorts were soaked.

I've seen strippers spit the cum on the floor, & under the couch cushions

One grabbed the condom and stuck it inbetween the couch cushions

Ahhh now we're back to the topic of tasting healthy..... One in question swallows me....every time. But back to the question,the most unique was the girl at Oasis who borrowed the mostly empty Coke glass to spit into.

Oh the usual...

Wiping on the drapes/curtains, behind the couch, on the carpet, etc. etc.

My most PL moment was when I was banging the really cute and nice stripper and pulled out, and just released all over her stomach and chest, and it was a complete mess since I sustained from cumming for almost a week. She just looked at me like in total disbelief, she wasn't mad, just didn't know how to clean up. I had on a soft, thermal shirt, so I just wiped it off with the bottom of my shirt. She was shocked, I said "don't worry about it, I'm immediately going back to my room and it's my jizz anyway so it doesn't bother me." That was my LDK82 moment.

My good will gesture seemed to pay off because she ended up coming to my hotel room later that night too! lol

One time a stripper readily agreed to BBBJCIMWS, explaining that the club didn't provide wastebaskets in the private dance booths and she would not spit my load on the floor. You've gotta admire her ladylike sense of propriety :)

The most recent was a dancer rubbing her hands on the floor, curtain, and walls of the booth we were in.

Just happened to me again at Follies of the Southwest. WTF? Twice in just a couple of weeks. She spit it in the floor behind a table. I have never noticed this before but this time I noticed white stains covering the floor. This ain't right.

The blow job was wonderful but why the fuck can't these people supply some damn tissues. How hard can that be?

I'm resolved to start bringing tissues. Always.

Could always drag two beer cans around with you, one you're drinking from, the other empty and to use as a spittoon.

"Could always drag two beer cans around with you, one you're drinking from, the other empty and to use as a spittoon."

Brilliant!

Seriously though, these are the kind of crazy stories that sucked me in when I started reading! Keep up the brilliant work JohnSmith69!

My first VIP bj, the dancer spit between the couch seat cushions. I made a comment and she replied to me "do you think that's the first time that has happened here?"

I always carry a handkerchief in my pants pocket. Easy to remember and the dancers appreciate it.

You'd think they would have a garbage if they know this stuff goes on. I haven't seen anything this disgusting yet and never hope to otherwise I probably won't cum back.

I have had a couple drool it back out onto my pants. Absolute worst and crosses them off my list.

I did have one spit it into my half full beer bottle. She shrugged her shoulders and said the beer was warm anyway.

The best was a girl that took it all in and then said "watch this" and shot it out her nose into a napkin.