Waste of time and gas

Drove out to phoenix just to visit this club because my friend and I had heard a lot about it. When we showed up the first thing we noticed was that the stage was empty. At first we figured it was just a fluke and wandered over to get a beer since the nude side wasn't open anyway. After getting our beers we sat down near the stage to watch some dances and sat through two songs with an empty stage the whole time. We did notice 1 dancer just after we sat down that was giving a private dance to a guy at a table near the DJ. Eventually we saw a second girl come out from the back that immediately sat down at a table with about 5 guys and just sat there talking. In all I would say that it was a very unique club in that it is the only strip club I've ever been to where I never saw a single pair of tits.

I don't anticipate returning at any point in the future right now as it was a complete disappointment. The club itself was decent looking and vaguely reminiscent of an old saloon type establishment. The drinks weren't badly priced, but even getting drinks required a three minute wait before someone showed up to get them for us.