Best overall strip club in the United States!
Clackport
Washington
Let's have a discussion on which is the overall best strip club in the country. My parameters are combining value, mileage, and dancer quality.
Follies comes to mind right away, but I hear the dancer quality is not great there, I haven't been there though, I'll let other Follies visitors chime in on that one.
Spearmint Rhino in Vegas comes to mind because the girls are gorgeous, and you can touch ass and titties in the 20 buck dances. However value overall is not great because cover, drink prices, and VIP is very expensive.
I would probably have to go with Baby Dolls in Dallas being number one. From what I hear, very good looking girls, decent mileage, and good value.
Thoughts? Opinions?
Follies comes to mind right away, but I hear the dancer quality is not great there, I haven't been there though, I'll let other Follies visitors chime in on that one.
Spearmint Rhino in Vegas comes to mind because the girls are gorgeous, and you can touch ass and titties in the 20 buck dances. However value overall is not great because cover, drink prices, and VIP is very expensive.
I would probably have to go with Baby Dolls in Dallas being number one. From what I hear, very good looking girls, decent mileage, and good value.
Thoughts? Opinions?
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Tootsies is probably up there. Super hot girls, outstanding mileage, but the value suffers at this club, very expensive VIP and lapdances are $25.
If the definition of best club included being upscale, or focused upon the number of dancers available, then Tootsies would have to be considered. If the definition of best club required the hottest girls, then Baby Dolls must be considered along with Cheetah Atlanta and a couple of LA clubs. But for best combination of value mileage and quality, it's definitely Follies.
JS69- Thanks for the Intel. Follies just might be number one, but I've read many Follies reviews where the reviewers say they wish the dancer quality was better.
It might be just me, but out of, dancer quality, value, and mileage, dancer quality is most important to me.
Mons Venus might be up there. Gorgeous girls, decent mileage, I'm not sure about the value though, I think it's like 25 to 30 bucks for a dance?
Keep the suggestions coming!
Follies has lots of chocolate but if a picky guy like me can always find satisfying white girls there, that's a good sign that the dancer quality is adequate.
He has been to Tampa and the clubs within the state, but he didn't say much about it, like he was not that taken away by the girls in these clubs he mentioned.
But he likes the girls here in Portland, OR. They look more classy and beautiful compared to those in Detroit,
Me, I have to say I agree to his observation.
Southern cities have hot women and hence better strip clubs than the ones in North.
Lamest places in North - All of canada (except Montreal), Northern California, Portland, All of new england area (providence being ok). These places it's hard to get quality and mileage together. (You can get one).
Only exception I see from these message boards is Detroit and some midwest cities.
Southern cities - all of LA area, many places in Florida, Atlanta, Arizona, Carolinas, Dallas/Houston/Austin/San Antonio - with the largest concentration of strip clubs in united states (150+ clubs within 3 hour drive).
1. Women are beautiful.
2. Mileage is great.
3. Prices are right.
4. Only 1 in 500 dancers heard of stripperweb.
5. Don't see many desperate customers. Translates to dancers have to work harder for money.
To the Follies vistors, on a good day for Follies with 50 or so girls, how many 8's and 9's will there be? I'm assuming most of the girls are 6's and 7's?
That said, I'd probably rank Detroit's Penthouse at the top of my list (with lots of competition from other Detroit clubs such as Flight Club, Landing Strip, Player's Lounge, BTs Dearborn). I would also include Club Desire (Providence) and Scarlett's at Ybor Strip (Tampa). If the prices were more reasonable, I'd also include Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater (San Francisco).
I have yet to visit Follies, Tootsies (and other Miami competitors), Baby Dolls, Electric Blue (CT) and other Providence clubs. Looks like I need to plan some more travel to strategic locations!
But the OP quite reasonably included high mileage as one of the three factors to consider along with quality girls and value. The clubs that are obviously at the top of any list that includes all three factors are are Flight Club, Penthouse, Follies, and Tootsies. I honestly don't see how anybody who has been to all of these clubs could chose anything outside of one of these four as the top club considering all three factors.
Dallas has some good clubs and beautiful dancers(way better than LA) but mileage is inconsistent.
I try to avoid corporate clubs like Spearmint Rhino and DeJaVue since the corporate overlords draw scrutiny from LE therefore tend toward high prices and low mileage.
@ranukam: Don't waste your tme at KOD. It's fallen off since 2012. Just save your money for Tootsies: prices are the same and it's only a couple of blocks away.
So yeah, dudes here probably can't make that connection.
@IHearVoices- I want to go to KOD for the spectacle, not so much the lapdances. I hear the dances suck there.
@Alabegonz- what makes Portland appealing is the sheer number of clubs and the fact that the clubs are nude with alcohol. That's pretty much it. The girls here aren't great, the mileage isn't great, the value isn't great.
Once again what is the dancer quality like at Follies? I'm gonna keep asking that question until I get an answer lol.
So to try and answer your question; it's not that there are dogs @ Follies; at least IMO; I'd say almost all the dancers are above avg; just not thee top-talent – IMO most Follies girls' lie in the 7 category w/ a few 6s and and a few 8s – but one needs to see it w/ their own eyes and draw their own opinion.
If there were a lot of dogs at Follies it would not be as popular as it is – sure part of it is the mileage – but if there were not lots of good-looking girls it would not be as popular IMO – there are some custies whom will always not like a club or its dancers for w/e reason; and for some SCers no 9+s in a club may equal a bad club.
Thing is, I can still get lucky with some girls even without trying. Not breaking a sweat, letting these girls do all the talking and touching. It ain't bad.
When the underground table dancing circuit was running in SJ's Mexican Bar's, it was $1 at a time. Everyone was pawing girls, usually on their tits or asses, and then handing them another $1. $1 at a time and in the front room and with no agreed upon ending time, is actually more interactive.
I say that if you want the best, it has to be a place where you can engage in Front Room GFE, and then escalate further in the back room. That is, you have to be able to get the girl off of her service script.
Places I speculate that it might be this way might be that Baby Dolls in Dallas, just as they seem to have so many girls that it must be very competitive. Or maybe Shadowcat's favorite place in Atlanta, as there must be something which keeps him going there. But I know there are others.
I think we are looking at this the wrong way, talking about the kinds of clubs which need to be reviewed. I think we should instead ask, what do we have to do to have it be as nice as the TJ Hong Kong Bar.
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Also – many that review Follies are experienced SCers and most give Follies a thumbs-up.
I think that those of you who chose Baby Dolls need to get out more. Seriously. It is a Grade A tourist trap in my humble opinion. Value was part of the question and there isn't any at that club, at least compared to some of the great byob nude options in the area.
I picked Trophy in G'ville and Desire in Providence because I have had hot action with 8s and up for reasonable money in both places. Man i wish I had an excuse to visit G'ville again, lol.
I would nominate either "penthouse/flight club in Detroit" - they are pretty much the same thing..
Or "bourbon street" in Phoenix. Hi-liter gets honorable mention. Hands down... Bourbon street has the best collection of hot girls I have ever seen in a strip club. It's nothing fancy at all, but the party atmosphere and $10 floor dances make you forget its shortcomings.
Note: I have never been to follies...
Now if you're talking best that may not be the best anymore, then I'd have to say seductions/sundowners in Niagara falls Ontario early 2000s. That was the best combo strip club I had ever been to. Lap dances from "10s" at sundowner, then walk next door to seductions and get full service from an "8" québécois or hot Canadian girl for less than $100 when you figured in the exchange rate.
I agree with the seeming consensus that Follies' dancer quality is underrated. I've seen some pretty girls at Follies. I can't recall seeing anyone who's made me snap my neck to get a second look, but they have some attractive dancers. By the way...rick: Follies day >>>>>>> Follies night. It's not even close.
Inner Room was up there for me, but I haven't heard the best things since my last visit there in April. I think most of it has to do with the tape, but I heard that was removed. Maybe I'll visit on my way home in December.
I'm going to B Street in Phoenix this week in order to evaluate the couple of people who voted for it. It sounds like a low mileage club with really hot dancers, which if true is great but not in any way unique. But maybe I'll be surprised. You never know until you go.
And then specifically about the Black clubs in the South East, blackstripclubs.net went into great length about this. Many of them even stop being strip clubs at night, and turn more into general type night clubs. So what JS69 is saying makes lots of sense.
When I will be traveling and in these places, it will always be during the day shifts.
SJG
I thought it was a FS establishment, with so many girls working, and it being impossible to enforce any limits.
SJG
Usually if a club wants the girls to follow the rules, then they only hire a sensible number. So working there is a privilege. But if a place hires as many as possible, then they know that they won't follow any rules except their own.
SJG
Almost all of my VIPs and OTCs have been with girls under 21. Not because I necessarily seek them out. They just happen to be the hottest and wildest dancers I can find. There are some older ladies, too, but on most other clubs' day shifts it seems they're all older ladies.
What works out in their favor is that it is one of the closest clubs to downtown, so they keep a fresh supply of tourists flowing in. There are much more fun (and cheaper) options if you head a bit further north, including Cabaret Royal (topless with booze), Jaguars (nude byob) and Pandoras (a little grittier and mostly Latina, but nude byob).
I lived and SCed in Dallas for close to 10 years and I'm familiar w/ the clubs Dugan mentions and they are def not in the same league as Baby Dolls IMO and per the reviews – the clubs that Dugan mentions are def seedier but not necessarily more mileage; so if seedy is your thing then Baby Dolls won't be your cup of tea – but o/w the LD mileage is good and it's a nice club and well-managed – I liked Baby Dolls when I lived in Big-D even though I preferred the black spots since BDs often had very few if any black dancers.
I guess you did not like me contradicting your opinion and had to put that little shot in there – touche.
“... I'm surprised that a club like Pandora didn't fit your bill ...”
Your are right there (for once; my turn) – I actually visited Pandoras more than I did BDs for the simple reason they had AA dancers where BDs has very few and if they had any they were not necessarily my type – but just b/c Pandoras was more up my alley based on my personal preferences does not mean I will trash BDs nor say Pandoras is a better club b/c it's not unless one likes a club with cafeteria chairs for seating and full of drunken illegal Mexicans (which is what Pandoras is – the ratings and reviews speak for themselves) – even if BDs is not my type of club; I could never recommend Pandoras over BDs to anyone unless they are not into white dancers at all of if full-nude is a must over topless.
you must realize that you are wasting your breath trying to bring reality into the idiot psycho's world. i mean the asshole doesn't even know how much of a racist he is. smh
Where is the best front room GFE and then FS-ITC place in Dallas then?
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My nominations for honorable mention:
Best looking girls: 4play nightshirt, makes girls at other "top clubs" look like plain Jane's
Best value: Hi-Liters day shift, no cover and 2-for-1 drinks plus below market cost dances
Healthiest: Casa Diablo, they are vegan!
When I take early retirement, I am seriously considering taking a year to visit every club that could rationally be considered the best in the country. I'll visit each one for a 3-4 day period, and then publish the definitive guide which identifies once and for all the best club in America. And then everyone can disagree with me.