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No, that was not the reason

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Monday, October 19, 2015 1:57 PM
I tried to send a stripper a picture of the White House that I took last week when I was in Washington, but my iPhone came back with the message "Not delivered." So I texted her. Me: Can you receive pics on your phone? Stripper: Yes Me: I tried but it was not delivered Stripper: Hmmmmm. Maybe it is because your penis is too big to send pictures of.

9 comments

  • tumblingdice
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    9 years ago
    First of all,what do you think guys.Secondly strippers don't call it a penis.
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    The NSA censors most texts. (See above)
  • chessmaster
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    9 years ago
    What do you expect from blonde bimbos? :)
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    I like a stripper with a sense of humor.
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    Lmfao
  • warhawks
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    9 years ago
    Nice game by her. But seasoned pros wouldn't fall for it. Newbies, yes. But true TUSCL posters know it's all stripper shit.
  • gawker
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    9 years ago
    Jack - I like her already.
  • EarlTee
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    9 years ago
    I hate to admit it, but my dick is smaller than the White House.
  • rogertex
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    9 years ago
    ha ha funny shit
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