I tried to send a stripper a picture of the White House that I took last week when I was in Washington, but my iPhone came back with the message "Not delivered." So I texted her.
Me: Can you receive pics on your phone? Stripper: Yes Me: I tried but it was not delivered Stripper: Hmmmmm. Maybe it is because your penis is too big to send pictures of.
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First of all,what do you think guys.Secondly strippers don't call it a penis.
The NSA censors most texts. (See above)
What do you expect from blonde bimbos? :)
I like a stripper with a sense of humor.
Lmfao
Nice game by her.
But seasoned pros wouldn't fall for it.
Newbies, yes. But true TUSCL posters know it's all stripper shit.
Jack - I like her already.
I hate to admit it, but my dick is smaller than the White House.
ha ha funny shit
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