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No, that was not the reason

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I tried to send a stripper a picture of the White House that I took last week when I was in Washington, but my iPhone came back with the message "Not delivered." So I texted her.

Me: Can you receive pics on your phone?
Stripper: Yes
Me: I tried but it was not delivered
Stripper: Hmmmmm. Maybe it is because your penis is too big to send pictures of.

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tumblingdice
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9 years ago
First of all,what do you think guys.Secondly strippers don't call it a penis.
motorhead
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9 years ago
The NSA censors most texts. (See above)
chessmaster
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9 years ago
What do you expect from blonde bimbos? :)
JohnSmith69
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9 years ago
I like a stripper with a sense of humor.
crazyjoe
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9 years ago
Lmfao
warhawks
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9 years ago

Nice game by her.

But seasoned pros wouldn't fall for it.

Newbies, yes. But true TUSCL posters know it's all stripper shit.
gawker
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9 years ago
Jack - I like her already.
EarlTee
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9 years ago
I hate to admit it, but my dick is smaller than the White House.
rogertex
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9 years ago
ha ha funny shit
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