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No, that was not the reason

Oct 19, 2015, 1:57 PM
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jackslash
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I tried to send a stripper a picture of the White House that I took last week when I was in Washington, but my iPhone came back with the message "Not delivered." So I texted her.

Me: Can you receive pics on your phone? Stripper: Yes Me: I tried but it was not delivered Stripper: Hmmmmm. Maybe it is because your penis is too big to send pictures of.

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tumblingdice

First of all,what do you think guys.Secondly strippers don't call it a penis.

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motorhead

The NSA censors most texts. (See above)

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Supremeruler

What do you expect from blonde bimbos? :)

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JohnSmith69

I like a stripper with a sense of humor.

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crazyjoe

Lmfao

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warhawks

Nice game by her.

But seasoned pros wouldn't fall for it.

Newbies, yes. But true TUSCL posters know it's all stripper shit.

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gawker

Jack - I like her already.

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EarlTee

I hate to admit it, but my dick is smaller than the White House.

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rogertex

ha ha funny shit

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