I tried to send a stripper a picture of the White House that I took last week when I was in Washington, but my iPhone came back with the message "Not delivered." So I texted her.
Me: Can you receive pics on your phone? Stripper: Yes Me: I tried but it was not delivered Stripper: Hmmmmm. Maybe it is because your penis is too big to send pictures of.


First of all,what do you think guys.Secondly strippers don't call it a penis.