Here is a high class escort from Hollywood....

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mikeya02
Is she worth $450? I guess, but her boobs should be more natural looking

http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel…

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shadowcat
9 years ago
Hell no!
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georgmicrodong
9 years ago
Not no, but *fuck* no.

Good grief, that's ridiculous. If she were stripping, she wouldn't even get a second look from me, much less $400.

I understand that different people have different tastes, but that is more of a turn off than a turn on.
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gawker
9 years ago
On stage she crawls out and tries to stand up. Whatever happened to "all things in moderation"?
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Shit
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
When i was 15 i would have thought that was pretty cool. Now i would be scared to bet my nose broke by those rock hard tittys
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clubdude
9 years ago
The question; "is she worth $450.00. My answer is no, if it's not for all night (roughly 9pm until 6am-or there abouts). I can't help it, I'm weak and like titties (natural and enhanced).
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JohnnyJackhammer
9 years ago
It sure seems like the asking rate has jumped up quite a bit over the last year . . .
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flagooner
9 years ago
I don't know many guys that like the plastic look, but a lot of strippers say it is a great investment. Not my cup of tea though.
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mikeya02
9 years ago
Here's one that's maybe more your type...but notice the $1000 price...welcome to Hollywood

http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel…
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rockstar666
9 years ago
I'm sure get gets $450 is SO not my type she's worth anything to me.
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jackslash
9 years ago
The second girl looks better, but for $1000 in Detroit I can get 3 girls and a herd of sheep.
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tumblingdice
9 years ago
Rockstar,besides the fact that you only know three chords,you can't even manufacture a sentence.
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twentyfive
9 years ago
What fucking planet is she from ?
Fuck no
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grand1511
9 years ago
I would like to sit next to her on an airplane...so she could be my floatations device in case of a water crash.
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
The last one you posted mikeya is out of her fucking mind
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georgmicrodong
9 years ago
The second girl is better, but no more with even $450 than the first.

Folks must have some stupid money out there. Either that or the pimps are taking most of it.
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chessmaster
9 years ago
No to both.
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chessmaster
9 years ago
Ugly, both of them.
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rockstar666
9 years ago
I know 3.141 chords. Fusk you.
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rockstar666
9 years ago
Fusk??? LOL
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warhawks
9 years ago

Interesting.

If I had $450 in disposible cash that was burning a hole in my pocket, I could do a lot worse than the first girl at the Detroit clubs.

So I would have to say yes to doing her. Sorry. I'm a weak PL... I'd give her a pearl necklace... For sure.
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lopaw
9 years ago
The going rate for escorts in LA thru sites like TER averages $500/hr. On BP it is more like $200 - $300. These ladies can get that kind of money, which is why they ask for it. And apparently we Angelenos have mucho disposable dinero.
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rl27
9 years ago
She Is anything but high class. High class Hollywood escorts command thousands of dollars, such as the following examples of what a high class escort in LA is, at least in the escort's own mind.
http://www.tiffanychampagne.com/packages… - $2000 for 2 hours.
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel… - $1500 / 2hr
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel… - $1500 / 1 hr

Compared to the average escorts who charge $500 or more. April is at least somewhat more reasonable. Problem is I recall seeing unedited photos of her before, and the Eros photos are highly edited, . I wouldn't pay more than $200 to see her, but that's just me. There are enough big boob fanatics, that she likely can get away charging $450 an hour. It helps that she is working in La La Land.

I had the inclination to spend $450 to see a big titted pornstar wannabe, I'd see this supposed Victories Secret model who "only" charges $400 an hour. Anywhere else she'd make $250 to $300.
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel…

There are few places outside LA, Vegas and a few other cities where any of the following women can get away charging $500 or more an hour; Now I know eros does tend to inflate prices, but you can still get an idea how things are in LA vs the rest of the country.

http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel… - $600 /hr
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel… - $500 / hr
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel… - $600 /hr
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel… - $900 / hr
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel… - $700 / hr

The first one would be lucky to make $200 an hour anywhere else. The third one is listed at 44, and I recognize those photos from 10 years ago. So whoever sees her is likely not going to get what he expects. Which is typical of LA.

The following gals don't even post rates, which likely means they start at $1000 an hour, minimum 4 hours.
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel…
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel…
http://www.eros.com/california/los_angel…
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PhantomGeek
9 years ago
If April was natural, I wouldn't argue with $300. It's the market average for the Twin Cities. Same thing with that Julianna -- she's cute enough, but $300 would be the max.
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skibum609
9 years ago
All the women seem to have these oversized, disgusting, fake breasts so none would ge ta $20.00 lap dance with me. What I find mind boggling is the money people here piss away on low level sex. Want a serious bang for your dollar? Hop a cheap flight to Dessuldorf and go to FKK club Acapulco. Yes that costs, but that same $400 there buys you an all day entry pass (sauna, pool, steam, shower, robe, locker slippers, free food and soft drinks) and when you hit the bar you will see seriously fabulous women. Last time we went there was 70 working. Figure 35 strip clubs donated their two best dancers and thats the 70. The 330 remaining after your entry fee, depending on what you want buys you 2-4 experiences, A basic 30 minute half and half is less than 90 euros.
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NinaBambina
9 years ago
Her boobs are not the problem. Her face is the problem, for me.

$450 is nothing... That was how much I got paid per hour in the 2nd cheapest champagne room when I worked at Hustler with all my regulars coming in, and all I had to do was mostly hold a glass of champagne and chat, and give a few dances... And that was metro Detroit...
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PredragDr
9 years ago
Anything below $1k is welfare. High class is five figures...
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chessmaster
9 years ago
^That's funny. They aren't even worth 3 figures... Maybe $50 if I'm really desperate and feel like being cheap.
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Eagle1191
9 years ago
Fucking hell no
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