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Healthy cum

georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Recently, I met up with a former dancer who doesn't mind blowing me and eating it. When she was done, she said, "You know, you have really healthy tasting cum. It's obvious that you eat right, don't smoke, and don't do drugs."

I refrained from asking how much dick you have to suck to be able to tell healthy cum from the unhealthy stuff.

23 comments

  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago

    "It's obvious that you eat right"

    Pork chops and applesauce

    http://youtu.be/8wgDdgXjjN0
  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    I'm not bragging but I get the same. I don't drink beer, I eat a lot of fruit and vegetables and nuts too. I've stir fried veggies etc. in olive oil 5 times a week for 30 years, and that helps too. I don't eat junk food ever (well maybe twice a year). I'm always attuned to SS but even girls who broke up with me said I was better tasting than average. I think it's all about diet. This is nothing new....
  • bubba267
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    9 years ago
    Yep... me too. Avoid cashews though and pineapple juice/fruit really does make a difference - so says my double blind study.
  • georgmicrodong
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    9 years ago
    I eat meat, and lots of it, along with vegetables like broccoli, asparagus, cabbage and all the rest that are supposed to make it taste bad. Not a lot of fruit, just enough to get the vitamins I need.

    Think she might be fibbing a bit?
  • lopaw
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    9 years ago
    I've been told that I taste pretty darn good. but never that I tasted "healthy".
    I will definitely ask that next time.
  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    Most of the time I just have to explain retrograde ejaculations. :)
  • Estafador
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    9 years ago
    Your a good man GMD, because that was an absolute perfect setup for that type of statement. I would have blatantly told her that But at least we know that she's in her perfect niche if she knows all of that.
  • Estafador
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    9 years ago
    @bubba what's wrong with cashews? Are they not good for you or something, because I love them like the dickens. I don't eat the three main oils (allergies) but I eat a ton of other shit and vape weed once a month, so I don't know if I'm good on "clean cum". Then again, I always wear a condom so does it even matter ^_^
  • tumblingdice
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    9 years ago
    Esta,can you expand on why you vape once a month?
  • JamesSD
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    9 years ago
    Smoking (both varieties) is supposed to make spunk taste nasty.

    I consumed mostly sugar and carbs in high school and college and got compliments on my cum taste.

    I've also heard coffee can make it taste worse.
  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    Just talked to DS II about my CIM desires. She said ok but she wants to tell me what to eat beforehand. Fine with me. I'll eat some pretty disgusting shit if it means that I get a good blow job out of it.
  • Estafador
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    9 years ago
    @tumblingdice well i vape once a month (and this is weed only by the way, I NEVER mess with tobaccoo or nicotine), is because I'm currently not a big toker as in after one toke session, I just don't have the want to toke for weeks on in. The second reason is I usually like to toke when I'm hitting the club or getting a CBJ (the BJ is only when I'm desperate or it's a girlfriend I trust) and I don't do that as often as I'd want to since I'm busy with computer training and work, After all, you don't move up financially in the world by getting high everyday. And lastly, it's keeps tolerance low so I can vape less and get high faster.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    9 years ago
    Maybe your insurance will cover the cost as a lab test.
  • bubba267
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    9 years ago
    The cashews are tasty but apparently give pre-cum and cum a bad taste.... I love them too but a regular who was giving me wonderful consistent blow jobs pointed it out to me. Once I started paying attention to it I could smell a difference in my pee too.
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    Tom Brady likes salty nuts
  • rl27
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    9 years ago
    It likely was a line. Every escort or stripper who has commented on the taste of my cum, all but one told me my cum tastes good. I believe each one of these comments was BS meant to make me feel better and tip her more.

    Most women never mentioned anything. The one woman who did make a comment was this health nut escort in Toronto named Tricia. During lulls in our activities, she was either talking about some new age book she read, or her dietary and exercise habits. After I came in her mouth round one, she asked me if I ate a lot of garlic or spicy foods. I said yes, and she said, if we see each other again, try not to eat too much of either for a week, it makes your cum taste bad.
  • shadowcat
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    9 years ago
    JudyJudy always said that pineapple juice made your cum sweet.
  • Clackport
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    9 years ago
    Yes I've heard pineapple juice does the job.
  • SuperDude
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    9 years ago
    Where is she these days?
  • NinaBambina
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    9 years ago
    Cum tastes bad in general. *most* women would agree. But a lot of it depends on your diet. Yes, beer makes it taste horrible. So does coffee. Eating healthy and drinking things that hydrate you will make it taste better. So will a diet of more fruits and vegetables and less meat, not that I'm advising anyone to go vegetarian here.

  • san_jose_guy
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    9 years ago
  • seaboardrr
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    9 years ago
    Mrs sea always complains about the taste after I eat curry chicken. We eat a lot of fish, chicken, rice and veggies and I drink diff flavored cranberry juices all the time so she says it almost always tastes good.
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