Not at all stripper related but still brilliant! Did anybody see the stories about KIC 8462852, the star that has been suggested to be a Dyson sphere?
I bet sharkhunter is already trying to purchase tickets for a UFO trip to KIC 8462852! Maybe he'll let us know if the KIC 8462852 aliens have strip clubs!
Full disclosure for the haters, I just think this is a fun story and likely a natural phenomenon. I also don't think sharkhunter is on a UFO headed anywhere in deep space or that he is actually involved in any goofy sci-fi stuff.

I hope it's an alien civilization, but it is probably comets or some other natural phenomenon.