I have a dilemma. I have a new friend that want to fuck John Smith's ex-DS. Shou
rickthelion
About two days ago I dispatched that forgot to wipe moron. Guy was an aging hipster with a soul patch. Can you believe it? I got grossed out while eating him because his underwear had skid marks. Just as I stopped a vulture wearing a suit flew down. He introduced himself as rickthevulture and told me about his system for finding the sexiest lady vultures and I asked if he had fucked a female hairless ape. He said "no" and I showed him a photo of my DS (John Smith's ex-DS).
Now he wants to fuck her. She'll do it if I tell her to because she's such a BSLC slut. But should I share her with my new bud?
Now he wants to fuck her. She'll do it if I tell her to because she's such a BSLC slut. But should I share her with my new bud?
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last commentMaybe I'll suggest that they start with her licking his cloaca. A little listerine and it'll be like she never had vulture cum in her mouth.
What do you hairless apes think?
However, I'm actually kind of fond of rickthevulture. Yes, he's smelly, he eats rotting road kill, and he vomits a lot, but what do you expect? He's a vulture. But he's still good people. Hence my dilemma.
Thaks Bavarian and Meat72, your off the wildebeest list. For now.