What I've learned from strippers

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crazyjoe
Colorado
I have a huge dick.

I am a hot guy

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mikeya02
9 years ago
Me too!
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Subraman
9 years ago
I'm so awesome... there's just something about me
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Subraman
9 years ago
Oh, and I have a huge dick
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Clackport
9 years ago
Haha. Same thing with me.
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rh48hr
9 years ago
I'm sexy
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PhantomGeek
9 years ago
I'm smart and funny and handsome -- and that was before I even said, "Hi."
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clubdude
9 years ago
What a coincidence, I too have a huge dick! So say the strippers.
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twentyfive
9 years ago
My strippers tell me $350,000 a year is not nearly enough to spend on them
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DandyDan
9 years ago
I have soft hair.
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flashover
9 years ago
I use to have nice hair as well but I now I also have a huge dick but a thinner wallet.
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Meursault
9 years ago
I'm not like the rest of you losers.
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
I learned that she doesn't do with other customers what she does with me.
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shailynn
9 years ago
^^^^ I love that line.

I usually respond with "well I don't even go to strip clubs so I'm not used to this."
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
I found out that i am the best dressed. I have a unique style
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san_jose_guy
9 years ago
I've learned that when they want to, women can be extremely pleasing. And I think it starts with the high heels and the makeup. Then the sexual and GFE delivery just follows from this.

So what I've learned is to not accept anything less than this from women. When they won't do it, don't listen to them. Just get away. But I had to go thru a very hard marriage and divorce in order to actualize this teaching.

SJG
https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/…
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likes2look
9 years ago
They tell me I look like a cop. :/
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Subraman
9 years ago
" I have soft hair."

I have nice eyes and nice lips.

Idea for another thread: What strippers tell you when they cannot possibly find any redeeming qualities about you.
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shailynn
9 years ago
I've learned that with some, apparently I am a bad counter when counting songs
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
^^^i has that problem too
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rl27
9 years ago
I smell great, I have great lips, a large cock that fits her pussy perfectly.
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beguiled
9 years ago
I believed the "big dick" and "I don't do this with other customers" until this thread... Thanks fuckers!
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sharkhunter
9 years ago

I heard that I am unique and unforgettable.
One dancer called me Electro after I shocked her and I told her I would. She didn't believe me until she felt the electricity between us. When I first aaked her if anyone else was having an electrical problem, she said only you. It was like I was soaking up the juice in the club.
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