What I've learned from strippers

Me too!

I'm so awesome... there's just something about me

Oh, and I have a huge dick

Haha. Same thing with me.

I'm sexy

I'm smart and funny and handsome -- and that was before I even said, "Hi."

What a coincidence, I too have a huge dick! So say the strippers.

My strippers tell me $350,000 a year is not nearly enough to spend on them

I have soft hair.

I use to have nice hair as well but I now I also have a huge dick but a thinner wallet.

I'm not like the rest of you losers.

I learned that she doesn't do with other customers what she does with me.

^^^^ I love that line.

I usually respond with "well I don't even go to strip clubs so I'm not used to this."

I found out that i am the best dressed. I have a unique style

I've learned that when they want to, women can be extremely pleasing. And I think it starts with the high heels and the makeup. Then the sexual and GFE delivery just follows from this.

So what I've learned is to not accept anything less than this from women. When they won't do it, don't listen to them. Just get away. But I had to go thru a very hard marriage and divorce in order to actualize this teaching.

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They tell me I look like a cop. :/

" I have soft hair."

I have nice eyes and nice lips.

Idea for another thread: What strippers tell you when they cannot possibly find any redeeming qualities about you.

I've learned that with some, apparently I am a bad counter when counting songs

^^^i has that problem too

I smell great, I have great lips, a large cock that fits her pussy perfectly.

I believed the "big dick" and "I don't do this with other customers" until this thread... Thanks fuckers!

I heard that I am unique and unforgettable. One dancer called me Electro after I shocked her and I told her I would. She didn't believe me until she felt the electricity between us. When I first aaked her if anyone else was having an electrical problem, she said only you. It was like I was soaking up the juice in the club.