Friendly reminder of the impending cat revolution

A warning to you Mars Hill puddy cats

Be prepared to be declawed Saturday!

Besides my talents with pussies, I'm actually quite good with cats as well. I understand their perception of reality so I can communicate with them and come to an accord. Any felines sent my way in anger will be assimilated or sold to the violin string factory. And just so you know, the factory has had to switch to synthetic materials since my assimilation rate has been so high.

You have been notified.

Well I guess I better stop manscaping my body so I will fit in better. Motörhead, your grooming services are no longer needed.

This is great! The big cats are going to take over this totally screwed up world! Now, they'll be responsible for the economy, hunting down ISIL and All Queda, containing Putin and overcoming the Ebola virus. We've passed all that shit off and the stupid cats haven't got a clue that we screwed them. :-D

Cats!
Cats!
Cats!

Fuck that faggot RickyBoy!