You hairless apes better get your affairs in order. You have two choices. Prepare to be enslaved by your glorious big cat overlords. You will be treated well.
What is your other choice? It rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!
Besides my talents with pussies, I'm actually quite good with cats as well. I understand their perception of reality so I can communicate with them and come to an accord. Any felines sent my way in anger will be assimilated or sold to the violin string factory. And just so you know, the factory has had to switch to synthetic materials since my assimilation rate has been so high.
This is great! The big cats are going to take over this totally screwed up world! Now, they'll be responsible for the economy, hunting down ISIL and All Queda, containing Putin and overcoming the Ebola virus. We've passed all that shit off and the stupid cats haven't got a clue that we screwed them. :-D
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