You hairless apes better get your affairs in order. You have two choices. Prepare to be enslaved by your glorious big cat overlords. You will be treated well.
What is your other choice? It rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!
10 yrs ago · 1 min read
You hairless apes better get your affairs in order. You have two choices. Prepare to be enslaved by your glorious big cat overlords. You will be treated well.
What is your other choice? It rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!
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@apieceofsausage you astutely pointed out that @Skifredo’s 36 years of marriage can’t be that good because he posts on here obsessively about being a demented strip club hound. I don’t know how much you know about Fredo, but what you must…
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Skifredo is angry that there are big ‘n heavy hairless apes in the frickin’ NFL. What’s gonna be his next beef with the world? Water too wet? Jack is too delightful? His mommy endangered him by letting him cross the frickin’…
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Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel from his…
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A warning to you Mars Hill puddy cats
Be prepared to be declawed Saturday!
Besides my talents with pussies, I'm actually quite good with cats as well. I understand their perception of reality so I can communicate with them and come to an accord. Any felines sent my way in anger will be assimilated or sold to the violin string factory. And just so you know, the factory has had to switch to synthetic materials since my assimilation rate has been so high.
You have been notified.
Well I guess I better stop manscaping my body so I will fit in better. Motörhead, your grooming services are no longer needed.
This is great! The big cats are going to take over this totally screwed up world! Now, they'll be responsible for the economy, hunting down ISIL and All Queda, containing Putin and overcoming the Ebola virus. We've passed all that shit off and the stupid cats haven't got a clue that we screwed them. :-D
Cats! Cats! Cats!
Fuck that faggot RickyBoy!
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