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Would you Rather see belly dancing or twerking?

To keep them on a similar level, no privates are showing (no vagina, asshole and majority of tits are covered at minimum) during the twerking. And anyone who knows anything about belly dancing, only the mid second, hands and eyes…

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All In ? or Fold ? (Stripper picture voting)

https://www.instagram.com/p/_IUs3nNQX2/ For me this is my kind of bitch so im all in balls deep on this Ho

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Another Stripperweb gem.....

Default Re: Is it hard to date? It's hard to date because I'm smarter than 90% of the guys I come in contact with, and because my personality itself is not conducive to the culture of dating nowadays. It has nothing to…

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Womens golf just got interesting.

You don't have to be a golf fan to appreciate Paige Spiranac: https://www.instagram.com/_paige.renee/ Go easy on the ball in hole jokes.

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Juice is now the new Subway spokesperson......

...photo verified by Factcheckorg...... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eSiWBd8pI1Y/hqdefault.jpg

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Strip club seasons?

Are there seasons in a strip club? Meaning, a season were the dancers are more thirsty, or when new girls tend to arrive. Is there a slow season where dancers check out?Any other types of seasons you ever recognized? Any…

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Strippers as a whole

I have no idea how many strippers are in the United States, but if you took all the strippers in the U.S., give a estimate of what percent suck and fuck for money OTC and/or ITC or are at least…

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Useful Websites for SC Mongers

Obviously, the most useful site is TUSCL (hi Founder!). But, what other sites do you find useful in gathering intel and tips? I'm aware of the Strip Club Hound blog. He stopped posting in July of this year,but there's still…

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How many working days do you have left in the year?

not counting today I have 7.5 working days left. Seems nice. It will be a lot better in 1.5 weeks.

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Science answers one of life's most important questions

Which urinal to choose. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3354170/How-choose-best-urinal-using-MATHS-Scientists-calculate-spot-ensure-privacy-men-s-room.html

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Looking for a room mate?

http://brisbane.craigslist.com.au/sha/5292081704.html

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX (KSAZ) - One man has been killed and another was injured in an overnight shooting at a valley gentlemen's club. The Phoenix Police Department tells Fox 10 that the shooting happened at the Essex Gentlemen's Club near 43rd Avenue and…

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Joke of the day

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman : Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world." "I…

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Tits ass and pussy :)

http://imgbox.com/g/HLu32vHOqy

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"she doesn’t shy away from geezers"

This sugar baby (who is not a prostitute) does not have a face and figure I like, but she can't be too bad because "she doesn’t shy away from geezers." http://nypost.com/2015/12/10/geezers-pay-me-500-after-sex-but-dont-call-me-a-prostitute/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru

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Picture of Tumblingdice's girlfriend doing her pole work

https://ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/fat-stripper1.jpg I didn't realize until I got this pucture that she's a redhead. No wonder Shadow Cat used to fuck her before she put on a few pounds.

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December 9 1965

Yesterday was the 50th anniversary of the Charlie Brown Christmas Special. My 8th grade class put this on as a school play. It's too bad the courts would prohibit it if a school tried it today http://youtu.be/CojUP5nRidA

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TUSCLer friends

Just out of curiosity, how many TUSCLers do you PM with on a fairly regular basis? 1 or 2? Half dozen. 10+, etc?

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Strip club bouncer keeps bouncing along

This is one bouncer I hope never to see in a strip club. http://www.bnd.com/opinion/editorials/article48889690.html

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Infant abandoned in locked car at Wausau strip club

Despite stories like this, the strippers I know love their kids. http://www.waow.com/story/30708001/2015/12/09/infant-abandoned-in-locked-car-at-wausau-strip-club

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Avatar pics

Since I came back, I can't find the inventory of Avatar pics I used to have. Did Founder do away with that feature?

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Dougster

Where's Dougster? He hasn't logged in since November.

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Friday Evening

I mostly try to go to an all-nude club. Somehow TUSCL lists this club as an all nude club but actually it is a topless club with nude dances available in the private area. Apart…

Pure Gold's Crazy Horse Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

locked car

Like every club in Nashville, girls do get nude on stage but not in private dances. Only air dance for $25 per song. Very dissapointing. Atmosphere is ok. Girls are ok looking, but have some…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Tuesday afternoon visit

I visited on a cool Tue afternoon about 430P. There were a dozen or more cars in the parking lot, which was more than I normally see. There was no cover. I went to…

Expose

Austin, Texas

Sundays and Tuesdays

Expose is south of downtown Austin -- about a 10 minute drive down South Congress from the capitol. The club has a safe, but smallish parking lot with lots of parking on the street to…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Not very exciting during the day

Visited the club on a Thursday afternoon around 3pm. Club is downtown, but not in the best area. There were a couple of guys hanging out in the parking lot that had me worrying a…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

Why do I keep hoping this club will improve?

I try to make it by this club every 3 or 4 months. Just looking to see if there might be some improvement. If anything, this club is getting worse. It was a bad…

Power Adult Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Crazy Horse

I stopped by the Crazy Horse after a Cavs game. The club is very nice inside. The cover charge was waived if you had game day tickets. As you enter the club, the bar is…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

"Quiet" Evening at Blush

Blush was slow when I walked in about 9 pm. I saw maybe 20 customers. Dancers ranged between 6-1/2 and 9. A lot of the dancers can do real magic on the poles. The music…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Boring

After an evening out went there on an early evening around 9pm. Maybe a dozen dancers or so on the floor. The place is nice, one of the nicer ones in town. Unfortunately the dancers…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Pretty Decent

Definitely of a nice mix variety, white, black especially cape Verdeans and latinas including Dominican hotties. Typical OK tonhigh end strip club, definitely can have conversation with the ladies, most were not money hungry.…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Average at best

Went to this spot after a weekend trip with the fellas on the way home. No bouncers, no security, no cover on a Sunday at 6pm. Walked right in, a majority of 4-6s,…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Another fun visit

I've been here a few times, and the dancers are always very friendly. Your eyes will never get used to first walking in, but probably for the best once you get yourself a dance…

Magic City Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

Ownership Change

Magic recently changed owners so the place was a little more energetic than usual. They've made some renovations to the building but the layout is still the same. The section towards the rear…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Back after about a year... Same old same old

Recently I was visiting my old hometown of El Paso for some r&r. It had been a year since my last visit to cabaret club so I figured why not give it another go. When…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Life will never be the same...

I write this from my fifth floor master suite in Hotel Cascades (hotel above Hong Kong). At my disposal are a sex swing, wall mounted love cuffs, jacuzzi, shower, and a queen bed. All for…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

weeknight

Decided to swing by on a weeknight. In short, not a good visit and won't be back in a while. The club had about maybe 15 girls. Rotation was 2 songs with dancer on stage,…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheetahs now best club north of Miami.

Since my old favorite club Solid Gold in Ft Lauderdale was busted, I went to Cheetah's on a friend's recommendation. Wow! $2 to park(although I gave the attendant a 50% tip) well worth…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Ghetto after midnight

After a horrible experience at Silk Juneau I decided to make the drive over to Bristol. The parking lot was full. Had to park way down on the grass. Typical 7 dollar…

Round Valley Inn

Clinton, New Jersey

This Place is Alright

I like this place, the dancers actually dance, there is popcorn on the bar, drinks are reasonable. Girls all are fairly cute and well bodied. I like the fact they have multiple dancers there…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

changed

The first time I tried to go was around 9 but the bouncer said no girls was there which is weird considering it opens at 8 so I came back after 10 and there was…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Best Club in the area

It has been a while since I went to a club, but Atlantis is the best in the area. Went on a Thursday afternoon and it did not disappoint. There were probably 20…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Still Pin ups but has major competition with Club Blaze!

I come here every time I visit ATL and I must say, I enjoy going each time. The Mileage of the dances have gotten way better in the past two years because of the competition…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Mac-2 December 2015

I was up in the area for business, looking for some nude action. The girls were young, pretty, & friendly. I did a couple of the lab dances with a girl (I never…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Better than I expected

The club is set up with a few places for the girls to dance and a private lap dance spot upstairs. They have a full bar and loved the bartenders that work here. The decor isnt…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

Stick to your guns and wait until the diamonds come through

So the club itself is nothing to write home about. But it's definitely more casual than the other strip clubs in Vegas. No dress code, no lines, and low cover. There's a long narrow stage…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Back as a customer

So I used to dance here but recently I came in as a customer. Great food, nice decor, nicer girls. I love this place. Management and bar staff is awesome too. This club has been…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Watch the drink prices

Have looked at many reviews but had not thought to actually enter one. However I have to agree with the other guy who complained about the chubby bartender here (Day shift). Sat at…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Afternoon visit

Stopped in for an afternoon visit a few weeks ago sat at a table near the stage and enjoyed the show for a while. Was approached by Tea who seemed expensive and phony so I…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Regular

I have visited this club almost all days every hour of the day and I have to say Week nights at the best to get attention, dont get a dance unless its a 2 for…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

False Information?

Scam: I don't exactly think it is fair to say he posted false information only because his visit was not as good as yours. My last trip here was a while ago, and I had the…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Quick Work

I walked in midday and there was almost nobody in there. I almost walked out but decided to stay. There were 4 or 5 girls huddled around and 1 girl sitting by herself. She…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Fun night at 4Play

Was up in LA for the weekend and decided to check out 4Play. Had been about a year back and remember it being really fun. It was pretty quiet when I arrived around 9PM but…

Pink Paradise

Paris, France

A cosy worthy place

Of the 3 main clubs in Paris (with Penthouse and Secret Square), all located within Champs Elysees area, this is the smallest but maybe the cutiest. Entrance is 30€, and you can not skip it (while…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

Friendly and some diamonds in the rough

Went late one night when I was bored after watching the fights nearby. Paid the cover and for parking, sat down at a table and grabbed a drink. I bumped into a dancer I saw…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Beautiful Girls and Club but not for couple friendly

Its a great club but it seems like you'll only have a good time if you're guy. Unfortunately the two times Ive visited with boyfriend we were never approached. It was odd because the place…

Gabrielle's VIP Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Wicked Angels

Nashville doesn't have the best strip clubs but you can enjoy yourself in this one. After getting frisked by security (R.I.P. Popeye) you post your moderate 17$ cover. Once you get into the actually club…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First Visit a Few Weeks Ago

After some disappointing visits to other clubs in this area (some right down the street), I decided to make a visit here after reading some positive reviews. I must say that most of the reviews I…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

Great, diverse group of girls. But overpriced

This is a decent club, it's got some great looking girls of all kinds, but in my book, the dances are way overpriced and for what its worth, way too tame. Even in the…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Yikes

Got stuck working in beautiful (sarcasm) Baltimore for a week, and I kept hearing about the Block so I figure I would check it out. There was a really attractive black chick standing outside. We…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

It gets better the more you go

I usually get back to Club 76 about once a month at least and I'm getting to be more familiar with the drill and the girls and it keeps getting better. I went to…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Wed noght

Decided to stop by on a Wednesday night, usually an off night for me. Arrived around 8 and was the third guy in the club. I sat on the far side of…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I made a long overdue return to Dollies while in town for business

I made a long overdue return to Dollies while in town for business. As with my last visit, I checked out the afternoon and evening shifts. The combined names of girls I remember from both…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

A pricey good time

Popped in around midnight on a Saturday. Needless to say, lots of girls working, probably a good 20-30, most of them in the 6-9 range. Got myself a beer for a decent price ($6.50 craft…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice break in the drive

Stopped in about Nine on a Thursday evening. The place was more full than I anticipated. The high ceilings seem to make it not as smokey as some other clubs. The cover…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

I stopped into Blondies after both my visits to Dollies

I stopped into Blondies after both my visits to Dollies. My experiences at Blondies has always been better than those I've had across the street. Of course nothing lasts forever. Out of both visits, early…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Hot girls

This is definitely the best club in NYC for really hot girls. Some average looking ones, too, but on any given night a handful of what I would consider 10's. Lots of Eastern…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Busy a Thursday

Our first time in Houston we decided start at The Church right after lunch at Pappas Bros. Bbq since it was right near the airport. It's a big club and very nicely decorated. When you…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Baltimore garbage can left overs, the rejects

This was the first time I stopped in. I passed by the pkace all the time. The bartenders were mean and ignored customers. They rather of been on their phones. The dancers were all…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Good one....

First time visit to New Mexico. Tried the the TDs earlier with not much talents. So decided to try this. The only one that was open late. There were mix varieties of girls,black, white, native,…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

What the hell was I thinking going into this club? If you really want to experience a club where strippers go to die--then C-Mowes on the day of my visit was the place

What the hell was I thinking going into this club? If you really want to experience a club where strippers go to die--then C-Mowes on the day of my visit was the place. My last…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

First Time

So this was the first time I've stopped by KOD and it was a pretty nice club. I went on Wednesday, which was a $5 cover and you have to get at least one drink.…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped at Wise Guys after my Nightmare on Elm Street experience at C-Mowes

Stopped at Wise Guys after my Nightmare on Elm Street experience at C-Mowes. What I've always liked about this place are the private VIP rooms in the back that lock. That's the one thing I…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Fun time for bachelor party

Had a great time at Follies a few weeks back for a friends bachelor party. It was my second trip here. Still had a very high mileage experience. The lap dances are second-to-none, and far…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

I worked there for one night on Saturday, back in May because I heard about all these rumors about it being a gold-mine

I worked there for one night on Saturday, back in May because I heard about all these rumors about it being a gold-mine. Hiring process consists of sending them your pictures. They took 2…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

Possibly the worst experience ever

I was driving on I-85 about 2 pm and decided to stop and check out 2nd Breath. I drove by it once, it is a house that sits off the road. There is…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

First Visit

I stopped into H8N for a first time ever visit last month while on a business trip to Detroit. I had read numerous reviews of this club and thought I would check out the…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Great time and good bang for buck!

The building itself isn't much and isn't flashy. The inside is predictably dark with some good lighting and a solid sound system. There's 3 stages (1 main in the middle and 2 side…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Nice visit

This was my first time at this club in over 10 years. Not much has changed, as far as the atmosphere. There were about 10 girls working, and most of them were fairly…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

When your ATF is away....

Ring! Ring! Received a text from Katya, wishing me adieu. She told me that she was going to be taking a break/vacation from dancing, and she would be back in a month, but…

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For guys who like big boobs...

...this is ridiculous. http://www.xnxx.com/video13942297/beshine_huge_boobs_-_bing_videos

Tijuana

Tijuana, Baja California trip

hey guys before i get married i would like to go to hong kong and some other strip clubs within the area i hear so much great reviews and it sounds like a place i would live at if i…

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Gun Laws in Your State

There have been a lot of changes recently in gun laws. It is always good to be up to date. Some states that used to require a concealed carry permit do not any more, like Arizona and Kansas http://www.npr.org/2015/12/09/458829225/heres-where-gun-laws-stand-in-your-state

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STD from DS

It was a lovely evening and trip with my DS from Oregon. This one Night once we polished off some Night Train together i started face fuckin her face and face fuckin her face i fucked. I looked over and…

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This is How High I am Right Now

While jerking off, I imagined me and two other guys tucking my wife. It was very very realistic. I was so into it, and she was massively turned on. I ate her out, she sucked one guy and…

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What pct of the time do you not get any dances?

I was at a small club today, which is very hit and miss, and got zero dances. Three girls asked but none were my type. I was there approx 1 hr 15 min hoping a girl would show up who…

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Strippers and BYOB

I'm contemplating going to a BYOB club in the future. What particular alcoholic beverages should I bring to bait strippers to my table? What bottles have worked for you in the past?

Politics

Sounds like more ammo for Trump???

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicagarrison/all-you-americans-are-fired#.qqD1yEdMo

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I haven't seen this at Follies yet.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/doctor-issues-health-warning-after-6979735?ICID=ref_fark

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Shooter kills man, then visits strip club to ease his mind, police say

A criminal genius: "A shooter killed a man, then took a trip to a strip club to take his mind off the murder, according to a Riviera Beach Police arrest report. But some strangers giving him a ride home from the club…

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Nice To Be Back..

Not much of a topic but I was out of commission on this site for about two months and the problem has now been resolved. This message goes out to the Founder who…

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Favorite Strip Clubs of San_Jose_Guy?

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/12/08/san-jose-police-illegal-strip-clubs-crackdown/

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Donations

I don't give a donation at the local convenience store when asked by the cashier because I feel my tax dollars already go to programs I don't agree with and really had no say in where my tax dollars go. Yes.…

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old

The best part about being old is being able to walk away from bullshit situations in my life and not caring. SCs are ripe with bullshit situations.

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Tips

I absolutely hate being asked by a stripper for a tip on top of the money I pay for a dance. I figure the money I am already paying for a dance is sufficient. I have a new policy of letting the…

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Let go

If you develop feelings for a stripper, you are done. I can only imagine the stripper rubbing her hands together and saying to herself in an evil voice, "excellent".

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explain this to your wife.

http://nypost.com/2015/12/09/one-crazy-night-at-the-strip-club-cost-this-guy-his-600k-watch/

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16 Hours of Strip Clubbing

Im getting ready at the beginning of the new year to pull a 16 hour shift in several club's. I will be starting at noon and clubbing i believe into 4 in the morning. I basically want to start of…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Neighborhood bar

It was my first time there. Went there around 8.30 PM. It's located on a quiet back road. Parking was lighted and ample. Once you enter the main door, there is a DJ booth…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

laid back but good time

I went to this club after a light drinking session on a Monday night of all times. But hey, my wife is out of town ;) This time I wanted to checkout a new place…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Foxy Lady Providence

Went in on a Saturday night and it was crowded as always but I managed to get a seat right away. The club has party feel with a lot of lights and things going on.…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

First time in months

So I took a couple days off to Christmas shop so after a full day and a long drive I end up her about 8;15 PM. I need to report this first. I have not…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Late Night Fun

Arrived at the 19th Hole after Midnight last Thursday. Spent most of my time at the bar with Sky - Native American woman in her 30's - nice body and very interesting conversationalist. She is…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Standard Deja vu

I've been here a few times, and I haven't had a good time yet. This is pretty much your standard Déjà Vu. Young girls doing nude dances for a young crowd. On the weekend nights when…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

Winter Wonderland Just North of Lake Geneva

Tuesday evenings in December are a little cold in IL so I headed north to the Sugar Shack for some late night entertainment. Arriving after 8 pm, I counted 16 cars in the parking…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Confused

Not sure why this place has so many reviews. Maybe because it's so small and so many people come and go? I think my house might be bigger than the main floor/stage area. There is…

Florian & Bob's Dollhouse

Irvington, New Jersey

pretty disappointing

After reading multiple reviews about this club i decided to go check it out instead of going to Vics in irvington. i was highly disappointed, you have to pay 5 bucks to get in…

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Very Pretty + Very Hands-Off = Very Frustrating.

This is a small club, with one main stage. I visited on Monday, everything else in town seemed to be closed. There were around 15 dancers working. Maybe 5 Black, the rest…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

...

Was finally on this side of town Monday night and had a few beers before the game. Decent crowd of what seemed like regulars there. All were very friendly. The only thing I could recommend…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

No hit. Pure miss.

Checked it out on either a late Saturday or Sunday afternoon/evening, right before the shift change. On shift were exactly the same girls that worked when I visited a month or so ago. Can't remember…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Will try it again

Went here on a Friday night the night before Halloween. Not sure if it was the timing but the club seemed very quiet for a Friday night. There were only about 10 girls…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Twice was too much

I've gone to Tommy Too's three times now. The first was before the new owners. The second a few weeks after it opened, the third a few months after it opened. All times were the…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Hitching Post

Now and then I stop in as its a very easy drive off of Rt. 80. The main aspect of my return is the open friendly bar maids. Both woman are truly very nice woman…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Go West Young Man

I've visited Thee Dollhouse a number of times, but only during the day. Recently I went in the evening as I had a visitor from out of town and he wanted to stop somewhere after…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Pleasant Surprise

Was out by the airport late Friday afternoon and decided to give this place a shot. Have only been here a couple of times over the years Never really saw anything I liked or had…

Cabaret Topless Sports Bar and Show Girls

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Downhill

I stopped by the cabaret club twice on Tuesday. Once, about 7:45, after their 7pm opening and again about 10:30. The first time, there was one (chubby) dancer who met me at the door and…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

New Jen's same as Old Jen's

Stopped in Tuesday evening for just a bit. JT(guy who has bartended there for years) was in a good mood and actually smiled. Rumor has it, this is the second time but I…

Bikini Bar

Miami Beach, Florida

Good bikini bar

Happened to be in Miami near this place, thought I'd step in for a bit. From the name of the place, you can see that it's technically not a strip club, the girls are…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Good but not great

TL;DR: Experience was fine, but I guess I expected a little more from a strip club city as famous as Portland. Came here on a Saturday evening with my wife and it was completely dead…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Second review

As I described before the the lay put is the parking lot is behind the club and is lit OK. You go around to the front to enter. You enter the restroom is across from…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Fun times but a touch odd

Read lots of hype about this club so had to give it a go. Many have described the layout and location but to quickly reiterate, inside a XXX shop, small kinda cozy stage area with…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Another Night at CRB

The best part about CRB is that many of the girls can hold a conversation. This is part of the experience I enjoy and I tend to like the company of one or two dancers,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas

I Vegas for the PBR. I had not been to the Rino in a while. I caught myself awake and everyone else packing it in so I called the club for a pickup. A short…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Gotta love the holidays

I’ve narrowed it down to one of two things. Either strippers are more desperate for money during the holiday season, or they have suddenly discovered that aging, overweight, balding men with small penises are…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Stopped by Lido on my way home from Tallahassee (Papi: expect a PM sometime this week)

Stopped by Lido on my way home from Tallahassee (Papi: expect a PM sometime this week). There's no cover before 7, I believe. The club layout is somewhat like a maze: you enter the club…

Tiffany's Dolls

Boardman, Ohio

Not as good as the Tiffany Dolls in West Virginia

Went to this one because I heard that some of the girls from Tiffany Dolls in West Virginia were now dancing here. Didn't see any the night I was there. Anyway, the club…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

This was my second visit to this club

This was my second visit to this club. I was driving to York Pennsylvania and decided to stop by for a quick visit. The club is located on the main road. ample parking available during…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Criket Review

This report will cover a visit I made on Sunday, November 8, 2015 during my first-ever trip to Detroit. That day I had spent the early afternoon at Bogart's and the late afternoon at…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

couples on a monday night

Came up for fishing. Was bored Monday and decided to check this place out. Went to HKs and picked up a six pack of coors light and brought it in. As all the reports say,…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Fuego is back to its same old same old

Fuego is back to its same old same old. They nickel and dime you for everything will thing. It's really hard to find a seven or higher that is available. They are twoLatinas that I…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Fuego is back to its same old same old

Fuego is back to its same old same old. They nickel and dime you for everything will thing. It's really hard to find a seven or higher that is available. They are twoLatinas that I…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Not a bad experience

This place has a large rectangular bar with some pool tables in the back. The bar tenders are generally friendly and the dollar parade isn't too bad. There's a few tables off the…

Clutch Gentlemen's Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

Nice place, but no dancing...

A buddy and I stopped by here on a Saturday night around 9pm. Nice place, they definitely put some money into it, unfortunately, you could hear they were doing more work somewhere in the place…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Nothing crazy....

Came on a boring wednesday night. Not my first time. For anyone that hasn't gone,the club is around the back of the strip mall. Wasn't too obvious from my gps so it took a few…

Déjà Vu Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Meh

Used to go here all the time years ago. Decided to stop by to see what's up. Got a bed dance with with a reasonably attractive lady. You have to buy 3 for $60. She…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice club bad neighborhood

This is the only full nude strip club with alcohol so had to check it out. Took limo service and tipped 20, this is the only way to go, cabs are discouraged in this…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

First club EVER

Ok so this is the first club I've ever been to, after all the talk around town of it being a sleezy place it's not half bad. The assortment of dancers was nice and they…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Nice place, good beer but needs better dancers

Came in after a long shift of work for a beer and a bathroom trip before going to Morristown. Never been here before, at first glance the bar is a nice size the music is…

Show Palace

South Houston, Texas

$5 Tuesdays can't be beat

$5 Tuesday at around 11p.m. parking was $5, cover was $20. Club was full but not enough that you couldn't find a seat. On Tuesday, clothed table dances are $5, nude $10 per song - average…

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Juice's Christmas List

Juice told his mom he needed a new wardrobe, and here's what he requested. If he doesn't eat the cookies and milk before Santa gets there he may have a shot at getting these!!! http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server300/86394/products/10615/images/48997/10-3987-t-shirt__37804.1442326480.1280.1280.jpg?c=2 http://occ144datkn3vrjlq7r63p19.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Chicken-Waffles-Tee-big-1.png http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_fried_chicken_t_shirt-r14aa6e2b64cc4b87945678cc5645c028_wi1ma_324.jpg http://chickenplace.weebly.com/uploads/3/9/0/8/39089287/s342432730106365153_p3_i1_w750.jpeg

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A New Sex Act

I've added a new sex act to the repertoire with video girl. I think I might do it with the others too. We usually do this after the private lap dance and after the first blow job and mouth fuck,…

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Chi-Raq

I saw a new Spike Lee movie today in the St Louis area that would make Smokeybear's head explode. It's called "Chi-Raq" and is a retelling of the play "Lysistrata" by Aristophanes, in which the women of ancient Sparta…

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Do you think it's mostly women who watch the tv show Victoria's Secret?

This link suggests it is mostly women. http://www.buzzfeed.com/sapna/the-numbers-behind-victorias-secret-and-its-iconic-fashion-s#.ynkYE0qGE I'm wondering if that's accurate.

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Orlando area dances

Hey guys coming down to Orlando in January. From what it seems, the area doesn't allow lap dances. Where do you recommend I go for the full experience? How far outside of Orlando?

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Anyone ever get a new cell phone number?

...and it be a strippers old phone number? Lol. I could only imagine if someone got a strippers old number the amount of PL texts and calls, etc that one would get for a while until the PL's realize that the…

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Poll

Now here is the biggest BS poll of all time! Can you figure out why? http://distractdaily.com/top-15-hottest-nationalities-from-around-the-globe/?utm_source=test&utm_campaign=DDHotNatl1115&utm_term=national_3&utm_content=31349837162

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Familiar Faces in the Strip Club?

Have any of you folks ever accidentally run into people from your non-strip-club life inside of a club? Meaning family, co-workers, friends, i.e. people who didn't know that you went to SCs, and you didn't know they did either.…

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If a stripper tells you when she gets off work, is it a sign that she likes you?

I have been a strip club enthusiast for many years now, and it is true that the vast majority of the women who work there have shown no interest in me personally. Some of the few that I have…

Politics

Way OT: What's going to happen to the USA if Trump becomes our next President.

He is an asshole, a rich asshole with a big mouth. Can he do what he is spouting off on the campaign trail??? Nope, like every President it become clear that Washington will remained mired in partisan politics…

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Opinions and stories

Ok so out of curiosity what are your thoughts about dancers that bang their heels( either just cause, wanting you to pay attention, or wanting more tips, whatever their reason.) Also, what's the biggest turn off for you that…

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What happens when you google "tushy"

www.buzzfeed.com/sarahburton/the-bidet-is-a-bido Brilliant stuff!

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The three dollar lap dance

"I'll break a five for that." LMAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhieniHqis

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Papi has a short novel in the articles section..

in case you're interested

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Guy plays every part of the Star Wars Theme on guitars..

Its quite clever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYk1VVWFP-0

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Who is the NFL MVP?

There's still four games left in the season, but if the season ended right now, who do you think should be MVP? Aaron Rodgers was the frontrunner early in the season, but he has cooled off, and the Packers have lost…

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Bar Rescue to tackle Chix on Dix

Bar Rescue is going to feature Detroit's Chix on Dix strip club. In my opinion nothing can rescue this shit hole of a club. http://jobbiecrew.com/detroits-chix-on-dix-stripclub-on-spike-tvs-bar-rescue/

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Plus Size Strippers

Greetings, I live in NYC with thousands of people with different taste in women so why aren't there any BBW strip clubs? Everyday I get emails and phone calls about a plus size entertainer. So one would definitely wonder why…

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This is a Papi Chulo Mode i can get with

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph564e3abdeb850 Yes or no ? I declare a Hell fooking yes !

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Best Kind of Strip Club to Enjoy The SuperBowl ?

As the season is coming to a close and the playoffs nearing. My question is would it be best to go to eye candy club ? Extra club ? Or my back yard strip club to enjoy the big game

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Strippers now treated as employees. Sort of.

A stripper friend was telling me recently that she now gets paid an employee salary with taxes deducted and is no longer treated as an independent contractor. The details weren't 100% clear cause it's a new system, but she…

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This brings new meaning to "tailgating"

http://deadspin.com/bills-fans-hump-between-cars-1746556990 Some people go to a strip club to watch a game. Some people take the club to the game.

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Mythbusting the Stripper Taboo

http://www.attn.com/stories/4535/myths-about-stripping

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Outraged neighbors say man rents out home as strip club

A new market for Airbnb. http://nypost.com/2015/12/07/the-airbnb-strip-club-in-the-bronx/

Barebacked Against My Will

The following occurred in early 2012 a week or 2 after I joined TUSCL in January 2012. I had meant to write an article about it back then but “my writings” tend to be very laborious and I kept putting it off – also; being new to TUSCL at the time and not being as SC knowledgeable at the time; back then I thought my story would have been sorta off-the-hook but after spending as much time on TUSCL as I have over the last almost 4 years; w/ time I realized/thought my story was not really that off-the-hook nor necessarily super-uncommon and thus I had a bit less incentive to write it – nevertheless I will go…

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Random Americans Deported

https://youtu.be/WJlY9C7YWzI

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OT: Pappy Van Winkle

Can anyone get this? I have a few friends here and there that have been lucky enough to get this, and I have tasted through most of them (10, 12, 15, 20 and Rye). Most of these guys have children…

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OT: Red Wine

Looking into drinking a glass or two of red wine daily for the health benefits. How many of you guys do this ?

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Kanye & Kim - Name Their Kid "Saint." WTF?????

http://news.yahoo.com/kardashian-kanye-welcome-saint-family-211513738.html In the article above it says Kanye compares himself to Michelangelo (yeah okay), and now he names his son "Saint" and his wife was originally famous for being in a sex tape. Is it just me or is this…

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Matching a holiday

Today is Pearl Harbor day, so my dancer will be Asian. And, it's Hanukkah this week, so I'll find a Jewish dancer as well. For Presidents' Day I'll find a Lewinski lookalike. Others?

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OT: Music

I like the original, and I usually can't stand when somebody covers a "classic" in a different genre, and I most especially wouldn't have thought this would be any good at all, but somehow, it's just freakin' awesome. Listen…

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Sometimes I wish i could tell strippers the truth.

At one of my regular club's there is a pretty big "click' of strippers. they hang out some and you will see them together on facebook. This particular click is mostly a bunch of "good girls" from what I can…

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Is this buffalo billing?

https://twitter.com/jordanhealy3/status/673651116085612544

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Penis Transplant ... A new reality for PLs

First U.S. penis transplants planned to help wounded vets http://www.cbsnews.com/news/first-penis-transplants-planned-in-u-s-to-help-wounded-vets/

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Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day

I can excuse the young fuckups for being ignorant.But you Boomers,you all can lick Scat's taint.Wave it wide and high.

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Skimming Reviews

I can typically sum up the details and quality of a review at a mere glance. It only takes a few seconds and only a few are worth reading completely. Is anybody else the same way?

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Party time in Floriduh.

NAPLES (FOX 13) - The Florida Highway Patrol says a man was caught naked, going 110 miles an hour and driving drunk with three female passengers. Troopers in Collier County say, at 3 in the afternoon Saturday, they started getting calls…

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2pmer ATL

BREAKING NEWS !!!! Shadow was clubbing today at follies and had to much to drink... This film was taken outside with the old man harassing the youth ! Soon after Mr.Cat gets knocked the fuck out then robbed lol https://youtu.be/lesJfKe78bA

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December a good time for clubbing

IMHO, December is the "most wonderful time of year" for clubbing. Everybody has some degree of Christmas spirit, many clubs have christmas parties, and the dancers are hungry for money so they can indulge all their undeserving kids and deadbeat…

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Another Surprise

Men have a better sense of direction than women! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3349303/Sorry-ladies-Men-really-better-sense-direction-Males-use-different-brain-navigate-giving-testosterone-women-boosts-ability.html

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Surprise! Men prefer bigger breasts.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3345999/Woman-gets-34-matches-Tinder-digitally-enhancing-cleavage-DD.html

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Do strippers cook?

The last time a stripper was over at my house, I told her to help herself to a soft drink in the frig. she was absolutely amazed at all of the stuff in mine. Stuff that I take for granted…

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Or maybe those people participated in this procedure

https://youtu.be/vZGBtKIyU08

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Stupid as fuck drunks

Forward the video to 11:45. Have you ever been this drunk? https://youtu.be/JTBJbWhFrKI

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Credit Score

Had a first this afternoon. A dancer told me her credit score. Said she needed to get it up 32 more points to get a better car loan. Why would she tell you her credit score? I think I figured it…

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BJ with Cheese

https://youtu.be/HCeRQ53HfeU

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Deluxe Hugs $2

https://youtu.be/wJfYAJJYMqg

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Is Detroit coming back?

I think it is. Too bad I'm leaving.

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When should a dancer retire from stripping?

I thought the 20's was too early. Saw a hot customer waving at me a few weeks ago and realized it was a former favorite who still looked hotter than most of the dancers in the club we were…

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Temptation...yes ? or no ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/-90WNupNSm/ I believe i will order up a double shot of that

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Strippers and Cigarettes

I see most dancers in my area have a preference for Newport's or any other brand's menthol variety. The dancer who I have been smitten with lately smokes Camel Menthol. My ex-girlfriend, a bartender, smoked the good shit: Marlboro Reds…

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San Diego

Looks like I'm headed to San Diego at the end of the month for a Bowl Game. Should I try the SC scene in San Diego, or try to make it all the way to HK in Tijuana?

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A SW dancer’s dream – big $$$ and not even have to get naked

From a recent review of a Dubai “strip club”: “… I did not know that this place was considered a strip club until I saw it here on TUSCL. I was here a little while back while on a layover in…

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Dinner Last Night with DS

https://www.instagram.com/p/-7jlLPNQaz/

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OT: Teen to MILF

Is there a stage in between? Or, in porn reality, do chicks just go from teen straight to MILF?

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How many dancers have you seen get a breast implants removed?

I remember a shy dancer not wanting to take her top off much got breast implants. her personality seemed to change. She was taking her top off a lot in the following year and making a lot more…

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Disturbing Trend

I've seen a disturbing trend the last few times I've gone out to clubs. Dancers on stage not taking off their tops. I don't sit at the rail and if I'm going to get up to tip them,…

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Katee Life dancing to "Radar Love" (again)

I have posted a version of this video before, from a much sketchier website, but if you're an aficionado of big tits, watching Katee Life dance topless never gets old. The song, of course, is "Radar Love" (1973) by…

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How many strippers are actually full fledged lesbians

So I had a favorite. Really good GFE. Anyway went to her club after not being there for a while. We started where we left off (talk about great customer service remembering exactly what I like) Before we were done…

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More Abigail Ratchford

For those of you who can't get enough of the bustaceous Abigail Ratchford: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHr4-Lv3lSQ Enjoy!

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12 cities, 12 months

Okay, fellow TUSCLers, I'm curious about your choices. Let's say you were taking a year off from work, sold your house, had no ties to your current city, and had to live in 12 different cities in the U.S. for…