Why do I keep hoping this club will improve?

I try to make it by this club every 3 or 4 months. Just looking to see if there might be some improvement. If anything, this club is getting worse.

It was a bad sign when I pulled up about 9 PM and there were only a handful of cars in the parking lot. After paying the $5 cover and entering the club, the lack of cars in the lot matched the lack of customers and dancers inside. With just three or four customers and only two dancers working, it was the most boring strip club experience of my life. If you enjoy seeing two AA dancers go through the motions on stage, if you enjoy a club that is dead as a funeral, if you enjoy break songs between the two girl's sets that last 30 minutes at a stretch, you have found the right club.

On the other hand, if you want a little energy, a variety of dancers, and some actual dancing on the stage, you should look elsewhere. As I was leaving, Joy arrived and brought the dancer count all the way up to 3. Oh well, I'll try them again in a few months, but expectations are low.