Gotta love the holidays

I’ve narrowed it down to one of two things. Either strippers are more desperate for money during the holiday season, or they have suddenly discovered that aging, overweight, balding men with small penises are really desirable. Unfortunately I think it is the former and I will soon be out of luck.

The last few times I have been to Lido’s I have been approached about OTC opportunities within the first 10 minutes of sitting down. First, let me explain that I do fantasize about doing an OTC with a stripper, but I have never truly considered doing it. Maybe that will change when I meet the right stripper, but I go to the club to just have fun there and am not looking to “score.” I’m a bit wimpy I guess, afraid that it would be either a shake down or I’d catch herpes or something worse. Okay, on to Lido’s.

A couple of weeks ago I was approached by one of the older, larger boned ladies. When I told her that it sounded like fun, but I wasn’t sure, she told me that if she wasn’t my type that she represented several of the younger girls in the club. Wow, a madame I working out of Lido’s. Just to have fun, I asked who would be available. She pointed out a couple of really cute young ladies who came over to chat and apparently were on board. I politely declined.