Life will never be the same...

I write this from my fifth floor master suite in Hotel Cascades (hotel above Hong Kong). At my disposal are a sex swing, wall mounted love cuffs, jacuzzi, shower, and a queen bed. All for $100. There's a faint thump from the music downstairs, but nothing bad. Just enough to remind me of the amazing evening I just had.

So, tonight was not only my first time at Hong Kong, but my first time in Mexico. The reviews here convinced me I had to experience for myself the fantasyland that is Hong Kong and, my lord, it did not disappoint... Thanks to other reviews, I made my way across the border without issue and a quick $6 cab ride brought me right here. My cabbie was most friendly, which was appreciated as I had reservations coming to Tijuana alone. My vision of Tijuana was what I'd seen on TV, which wasnt great, to say the least. And while a lot of the scenery resembles that which TV portrays, the people couldn't have been nicer. I'm sure things can get sketchy, but keep your head about you and you should be fine.

Anyway, I checked in and immediately met two guys from Orange County who briefed me on protocol, all of which was included in other reviews here. We ended up grabbing a table together at the club and became quick friends (I bought them lap dances, as thanks for their help and hospitality). They introduced me to Carlos and Renee, two phenomenal waiters who couldn't have treated us more royally. From drinks to introductions to quality girls to extra time in VIP to cigars, Carlos and Renee are kings of the club and I HIGHLY recommend you seek them out and tip them very well. It comes back to you tenfold. Believe me. Bring lots of ones and be generous to the staff. They work hard and look out for you.

As for the girls... My goodness! I admit, I have a thing for Latinas. But these women are beyond sexy. Sure, a few are pushy (that's their job), but none overly so. They never pressured me too much or made me feel anything but relaxed and welcome. I did a few VIP dances and was well taken care of. I found it a great way to ease into the feel of the club, which can be sensory overload at first. One dancer took me to watch the shaving cream show, which was fun, but sticky. And what would a trip to Hong Kong be without some private time with a girl. I recommend getting a room for the day/night, for convenience and comfort. Nice to have a home base right above the club. It took me a little while to find a girl with whom I clicked. But when I did, wow!! I'm always safe with sex, and the girls I met were as well.

I'm fading from all the fun and need a nap. I hope this review is as helpful as the others were for me. In short, I share the same sentiments as every other positive review on here. You have to go. It's an experience like no other and I'll be sure to be back.